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Interests: Punching, avoiding the punches of others, and helping you do the same.
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Hah. Actually, I cut and pasted it from the lawyers letter so its her mistake.
Commented Feb 23, 2012 on Thousand Dollar Bounty Offered On Chris Brown at How To Beat Up Anything
Thousand Dollar Bounty Offered On Chris Brown
Hello! Thank you in advance for reading this. I am offering a bounty of one thousand dollars to the first person who beats up Chris Brown. In the past I've written a lot of comedic, not-to-be-taken-seriously stories regarding how to beat up people and things for fun. This isn't that. Chris Brown...
Thank YOU!
Commented Jan 7, 2012 on Punching Tom Hanks - In Stores Now! at How To Beat Up Anything
Punching Tom Hanks - In Stores Now!
Punching Tom Hanks, the book based on this site, is in stores today! Please buy it. (Or, at the very least, pick it up, sneer at it, then disgustedly place it back down. Then storm out in a huff. Have you been practicing your huff walks? I really hope so.) It's available "wherever books are s...
They definitely had rope, but then the area covered by the rope couldve been vulnerable.
Commented Sep 28, 2011 on How To Beat Up Legendary Greek Warrior Achilles at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Legendary Greek Warrior Achilles
I can see you snidely shaking your head. So confident in thinking you already have the key to beating Achilles. Well hold on a second mythology buffs and people who enjoy metaphorically indicating their weaknesses to others, the answer isn’t as simple as it seems. Did you just mutter “shoot him...
Thanks so much! I appreciate you checking it out. And buying it.
Good luck in your upcoming monkey fight. Man, I wish I had a reason to type that sentence more often.
Commented Jul 31, 2011 on First "Punching Tom Hanks" Review! at How To Beat Up Anything
First "Punching Tom Hanks" Review!
The first review for the book is out. (Did I already make that clear in the title? Is this redundant? Shit, this post is off to a rocky start...) They even pointed out the book's "jaunty tone," which in my opinion is BY FAR the best tone to have. Thanks, Booklist! Punching Tom Hanks book tip...
Thanks, man! Glad to hear it...
Commented Jun 14, 2011 on How To Beat Up Beloved Actor Tom Hanks at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Beloved Actor Tom Hanks
What is wrong with you? No one should beat up Tom Hanks. By all accounts he is the sweetest, kindest human man to ever live. He's far too gentlemanly, far too dignified - topped to the brim as he is with Americana and aw-shucks appeal... perhaps even a dash of down-home-iness*- to engage in su...
If the decorator is in demand and hard to get an appointment with, I guess youd be okay with 45 minutes of punching. Use your judgement... Just remember, a well designed foyer wont do you much good if youre dead.
Commented Jun 9, 2011 on How To Beat Up Legendary Greek Warrior Achilles at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Legendary Greek Warrior Achilles
I can see you snidely shaking your head. So confident in thinking you already have the key to beating Achilles. Well hold on a second mythology buffs and people who enjoy metaphorically indicating their weaknesses to others, the answer isn’t as simple as it seems. Did you just mutter “shoot him...
Thanks! I may have a sarcastic remark to follow.
Commented Feb 11, 2011 on How To Beat Up Anything... The Book! at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Anything... The Book!
My book "Punching Tom Hanks" comes out in June! Please check it out and then possibly buy it! The book is everything this site was plus TONS more. Would I have just used all caps on "TONS" if I was fucking around and not totally serious? No, I would not have. Featuring all new entries tackling...
Thanks! I appreciate it.
Commented Dec 31, 2010 on How To Beat Up an Orange Traffic Cone at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up an Orange Traffic Cone
This one is surprisingly simple. And a perfect starting point for novice battlers. I mean, we're just talking about a typical, run o' the mill, garden variety, traffic cone, right? Not a cone containing the souls of ten dead Apache warriors, reincarnated to punish mankind but mistakenly pl...
You totally can.
Commented Dec 9, 2010 on How To Beat Up Anything... The Book! at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Anything... The Book!
My book "Punching Tom Hanks" comes out in June! Please check it out and then possibly buy it! The book is everything this site was plus TONS more. Would I have just used all caps on "TONS" if I was fucking around and not totally serious? No, I would not have. Featuring all new entries tackling...
It is very much appreciated! Sir.
Commented Dec 8, 2010 on How To Beat Up Anything... The Book! at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Anything... The Book!
My book "Punching Tom Hanks" comes out in June! Please check it out and then possibly buy it! The book is everything this site was plus TONS more. Would I have just used all caps on "TONS" if I was fucking around and not totally serious? No, I would not have. Featuring all new entries tackling...
Thanks! Soon! Very soon... (Well, maybe not very.)
Commented Jun 22, 2010 on How To Beat Up Anything - Poll at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Anything - Poll
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Haha, thats not a bad call...
Commented Mar 24, 2010 on The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky at How To Beat Up Anything
The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky
Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.) Spicing up some old favorites is a good place to ...
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Mar 15, 2010
I think Toney takes this pretty easily. Kimbo is far from effective on the ground and his chin is shakier than... uh, something really shaky.
Commented Mar 4, 2010 on UFC RUMOR ALERT: James Toney vs. Kimbo Slice In The Works? at GeekWeek
UFC RUMOR ALERT: James Toney vs. Kimbo Slice In The Works?
Yesterday when Dana White confirmed the signing of legendary boxer James "Lights Out" Toney, speculation began running wild on who will be the first to step up to the plate and fight Toney in the octagon. Now one day later the rumor mill is working overtime with evidence that the ideal oppone...
Haha... Thats something to think about. The caginess and experience you bring could be a problem.
Commented Dec 11, 2009 on How To Beat Up a Guy Named Lefty at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up a Guy Named Lefty
You gotta figure he's a southpaw, so the standard rules for fighting a southpaw apply. Step to your left, keeping your lead left foot outside of his right foot, moving away from his power hand. Forget about your jab and instead throw the right as much as possible. (This is good advice f...
Congrats! And nicely done wtih the modification.
Commented Dec 7, 2009 on How To Beat Up... Myself at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up... Myself
Sorry for the lack of activity on the site... The truth is, I've been recuperating after a life and death battle beyond all reason or explanation. I'd recently decided to take some time away from civilization to truly test myself. I traveled to a remote desert location and then stabb...
Thanks! Good to know others have had similar experiences.
Commented Nov 5, 2009 on How To Beat Up... Myself at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up... Myself
Sorry for the lack of activity on the site... The truth is, I've been recuperating after a life and death battle beyond all reason or explanation. I'd recently decided to take some time away from civilization to truly test myself. I traveled to a remote desert location and then stabb...
Hahahaha, nice job...
Commented Oct 9, 2009 on The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky at How To Beat Up Anything
The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky
Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.) Spicing up some old favorites is a good place to ...
Thanks, man! Appreciate it.
Commented Oct 9, 2009 on The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky at How To Beat Up Anything
The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky
Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.) Spicing up some old favorites is a good place to ...
In a jam, yes.
Commented Sep 15, 2009 on The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky at How To Beat Up Anything
The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky
Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.) Spicing up some old favorites is a good place to ...
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Commented Sep 11, 2009 on How To Beat Up Your Co-Worker at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Your Co-Worker
Despite hard evidence to the contrary, not all office workers are the same. They oftentimes vary in hair color, height and even ideas. That being the case, the techniques you'd use for fighting one would also vary. For the purposes of this article I'll use my good friend and sometime co-worke...
Hmmm... Good idea.
Seems like we have ample time to prepare for this one. I don't think they're on good terms right now. Once the oceans boil and the moon cracks asunder, we'll know they've kissed and made up, and I'll start game-planning that shit...
Commented Sep 5, 2009 on The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky at How To Beat Up Anything
The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky
Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.) Spicing up some old favorites is a good place to ...
I'm working on it...
Commented Sep 3, 2009 on How To Beat Up...? at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up...?
Nothing on this Earth gives me greater pleasure than laying out the blueprint for how to beat up some person, place, or thing, and then posting it for all to see. However, if I am to ever to complete a full list of everything that is, and how to beat them up - thus restoring the planet to a st...
G-g-g-g-gulp!
Commented Aug 19, 2009 on How To Beat Up Your Co-Worker at How To Beat Up Anything
How To Beat Up Your Co-Worker
Despite hard evidence to the contrary, not all office workers are the same. They oftentimes vary in hair color, height and even ideas. That being the case, the techniques you'd use for fighting one would also vary. For the purposes of this article I'll use my good friend and sometime co-worke...
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