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Dwight Schrute is as green as they come, at least insofar as his beet farm is concerned. (You know. Schrute Farms Beets: Locally grown, healthy growing practices, etc.) And his initial idea for Recyclops was, as originally realized, brilliant. Engaging.... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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If you aren't Zombie-proof, this is the best way to become so. Unless you're not among the potentially Zombie-proof-faithful, in which case, so sorry to point out that you aren't a believer in the not-myriad ways to protect yourself against... Continue reading
Posted May 26, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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The Beer Prayer: Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern Give us this day our foamy head And forgive us our... Continue reading
Posted May 10, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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It's official. After months of toil, Tshirt Outlet has produced a shiny, brand-spankin'-new look for 2010. Our site is fresh, much easier to navigate, and did we mention, IT LOOKS FANTASTIC? (It does.) We're super-proud of how user-friendly we've made... Continue reading
Posted Apr 22, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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It's hard to believe that with the span of the cultural shift MTV's Jersey Shore has created that there isn't an equally sizable explosion of t-shirts very specifically stating the Guidette love for their Guidos. But that's where Tshirt Outlet... Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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I agree. T-Shirts ARE funny! They're sometimes funnier than sketch comedy, even. Not often, of course, but darn it all if magic doesn't occasionally strike. (But be careful when it *does* strike; that shit can really sting.) Take, for instance,... Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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Mar 15, 2010
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Tshirt Outlet has had a few whiz-bangers of t-shirt ideas in its time. Not the least of which is the Irish Tuxedo tee - we did it first and THEN all of the copy-cat emulator-types came along and now it's... Continue reading
Posted Mar 9, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
K-Drippinz: "I have an idea for a design. Fuck Cancer. Fuck it in its cancerous ass." Fluffy Twatkins: "I like that idea." Continue reading
Posted Mar 4, 2010 at office banterz.
Fluffy Twatkins to Boss-man (after having worked on a project and going alphabetically through the process, but having only reached the middle of the alphabet by quitting time): "Well, sir, I've gone through L for you on this." Continue reading
Posted Mar 4, 2010 at office banterz.
Fluffy Twatkins: "Oh. I thought you said feces water." K-Drippinz: "Nope. Herpes water." Fluffy Twatkins: "So, sort of you'll see my feces water and raise me your herpes water?" K-Drippinz: "Yes." Continue reading
Posted Mar 2, 2010 at office banterz.
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It's hard to believe that with the span of the cultural shift MTV's Jersey Shore has created that there isn't an equally sizable explosion of t-shirts very specifically stating the Guidette love for their Guidos. But that's where Tshirt Outlet... Continue reading
Posted Mar 1, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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Well, okay, it's just the one thing. And she's probably already seen it. But the fact of her having not POINTED to it on her blog or on twitter or on her sex-blog or on her advice column or ANYWHERE... Continue reading
Posted Feb 16, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
We were just as impressed by the Google ad as the next guy mom Doritos hater, but, after taking a consensus, we decided that the runner-up in the best-ads category for Superbowl #44 should be awarded to the Letterman, Oprah... Continue reading
Posted Feb 10, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
We were just as impressed by the Google ad as the next guy mom Doritos hater, but, after taking a consensus, we decided that the runner-up in the best-ads category for Superbowl #44 should be awarded to the Letterman, Oprah... Continue reading
Posted Feb 9, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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People are all over the map about their love of or loathing for the members of the crazy-wildly-popular TV show we've all heard of repeatedly (Jersey Shore, *ahem*). There are even kids who are so obsessed as to imitate the... Continue reading
Posted Feb 4, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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I haven't had groundhog since LAST Groundhog Day. I like it grilled best, but I'll totally settle for the traditional roasted version. You know. With potatoes and carrots. With a side of crazy. So did he? Did the great, ever-magical... Continue reading
Posted Feb 2, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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J.D. Salinger wrote a lot of books, but his best-known is Catcher in the Rye. You probably already knew this. Because you took an English Lit class in high school. Which, fine. Good for you. Maybe you didn't fall in... Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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So. Hey. Check it: you've got your choice of two sweet-ass controversy-lovin' Team Coco T-shirts, because we? Just can't get behind LeNO. (It's his name. Not our fault. Bad name choice, Mr. Chin. Woopsie-doodle. Has NOTHING whatsoever to do with... Continue reading
Posted Jan 19, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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I agree. T-Shirts ARE funny! They're sometimes funnier than sketch comedy, even. Not often, of course, but darn it all if magic doesn't occasionally strike. (But be careful when it *does* strike; that shit can really sting.) Take, for instance,... Continue reading
Posted Jan 13, 2010 at tshirt unicorn
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The Office is a delightful, brilliant series. We know, Ricky Gervais did it first and, some still insist, raggedly, that he did it best. I will agree to disagree, but only because those people are too far away for me... Continue reading
Posted Oct 13, 2009 at tshirt unicorn
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Hoodies are one of the world's greatest inventions, imo. Coupled with another of the world's greatest TELEvision shows, you have something nearly explosive, except on a level of comfort akin to being rolled into a blanket and sent out for... Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2009 at tshirt unicorn
People. Please. We get it. Everyone knows how to lift from each others' t-shirt companies, everyone plays the same game of "No, WE did it first," or "shrug, whatever, everyone else has it on their site, why not us?" --... Continue reading
Posted Sep 29, 2009 at tshirt unicorn