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And yeah, what's with your hair? That is some thick, lustrous stuff. I envy that crop of darkness on your head.
And now, a word from my wife
(Ed. note: You all have the hots for my wife. That's fine, and honestly I can't blame you: she's at once infinitely hotter and immeasurably cooler than I'll ever be, and the fact that she's deigned to spend this much time with me is a profound and inexplicable mystery on a par with "Is there a b...
She's not going to say it, so I will: you were the most attentive and sensitive lover I ever had. You spooned afterwards and everything. And when I started crying softly, you sang me Van Halen songs until the peace in my soul was restored.
Even though I asked for Guns and Roses songs. But you knew best.
And now, a word from my wife
(Ed. note: You all have the hots for my wife. That's fine, and honestly I can't blame you: she's at once infinitely hotter and immeasurably cooler than I'll ever be, and the fact that she's deigned to spend this much time with me is a profound and inexplicable mystery on a par with "Is there a b...
That was like a Voltron of great lines assembled into a fearsome machine of writing.
Halfway
You cannot look to the beginning without looking at the end. Eyeing both warily, as though by measure of arc and shadow you might determine the distance from one to the other, and know where you stand in between. The end, of course, is elusive; intent on not being seen, or known. You tell yourse...
Diligence
The dog entered on the south east end of the Experience just as the evening show was starting overhead. Little knots of people, t-shirts clinging to their backs, gazed up at the LED lights, not noticing the dog as it slipped between them, tacking back and forth up the Strip. Darryl caught the dog on monitor 05 as it crossed into the camera's field of view. The dog had its eyes on the people, alert for danger, watching the families - for someone it recognized, maybe, or just on the lookout to avoid potential threats. Children, cops, all unpredictable. Check... Continue reading
Posted Dec 13, 2010 at Polite Fictions
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Oct 27, 2010
I read this piece three or four times in a row. Good work.
What Happens After Summers End
The clouds staunched another breaking dawn that found Charlie staring through his kitchen window, his finger absently circling the rim of the hard plastic bottle he had grabbed from the counter. This had been his ritual for the 17 sunrises since Charlie and Maggie had returned to the house. Some ...
I just can't abide it. Time, that is.
The Lie of After
Truth is, there is no "after". Time, and any measure or adjunct or by-product, is man-made. The concept, the instruments by which we calculate, all of it. Slaves, sheep, lemmings to a fallible - and if man is anything, fallible and affable would be the very definition - ideology. And we've bough...
What Happens After You Leave
After you leave me I clean out the fridge and think about someone else to fuck. Old collapsing peppers, a carton of mold, an order of szechuan beef that tasted of heat and sugar. Someone's out there, someone on whom I can unleash the tired months, the framed Klimt poster, the little midden of shoes in the hallway. The poster is gone. The cheese is pumpkin orange and the texture of paraffin. I pinch off a crumbled little corner and run it over my tongue. After you leave me I move through the apartment, plucking out everything that marked our... Continue reading
Posted Aug 30, 2010 at Polite Fictions
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I keep on going back to that image of all the pill bottles on the shelf. It takes a lot to deal with the stuff you've been dealing with and manage to rise above it. Kudos to you.
4 years.
Four years ago today, this photo was just a snapshot at the zoo. Today, it's a reminder of the day my life went from typical, ordinary, non-descript to a fog, a depression, a fight and finally a slow but steady victory and revival. On good days - most days - I can put this photo out of sight ...
Very nice.
What Happens After the Kiss
On Monday she couldn't look at him. Despite months, possibly years, of being friends, she couldn't look at him. She wasn't convinced that he would brush her off but she also wasn't going to take the chance. In high school there is no room for logic, only decisive first strikes. He'd had knee sur...
No, no! Your recollection of my cursing at Kevin is faulty! What I actually said to him, two or three times, was "The future, motherfucker!" I said this to him because - well, I don't recall, but it had something do with Kevin, the future, and motherfuckers.
And I apologized to him the next day, but I think I broke my apology by cursing at him again.
"Are Those Your Keys?" A BlogHer 2010 Memoir (Part Uno)
I know you have this image of me in your head as a staggeringly handsome social butterfly/blue lobster capable of owning any and every room I flit into with the suave debonairness (debonair suaveness?) of... well, let's just think of me as a cross between Daniel Craig in Casino Royale and the bl...
Someone needs to interview Obama right away and ask him about circles.
What Happens After You Check In
I hate this rug. It's just so round. I hate most things that are round, now that I think about it. There's an abject hopelessness in circles that gnaws at my insides. Everything should have an end point; a place where it just stops. Circles refuse to stop. I hate circles. And this rug is going t...
That's like a Godard film stocked with performing arts grads. I'm going to go read that again now.
This Is What Happens After: To Anabel, Anti-Hero
In the months after I turned in my lover, a large cosmetic company offered me my own nail polish line. My father’s lawyer declined that and also the 64-ounce Guzzler or something or other that a mini-mart in Pennsylvania wanted to use my image on. He declined another fifteen other things, mayb...
Not only a hoot, but also a holler. I hope Zimbabwe can work out its politics as New Kandor.
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
Thanks. I do wish I had more than a scene, though.
The Alphabet of Regret: Y is for Youth
Glass by glass, Benny Ostrogoth was reversing his position on drunk women. “I dunno,” the drunk woman said, her head dipping briefly down to the bartop, “You’re funny – and kind of cute?” “Kind of, yes,” agreed Benny. He made a circular motion over the bar with his index finger, the universal si...
The Alphabet of Regret: Y is for Youth
Glass by glass, Benny Ostrogoth was reversing his position on drunk women. “I dunno,” the drunk woman said, her head dipping briefly down to the bartop, “You’re funny – and kind of cute?” “Kind of, yes,” agreed Benny. He made a circular motion over the bar with his index finger, the universal sign for two more of the same. Drunk women, Benny was coming to realize, formed a vital part of any bar’s ecosystem. They took in desperation and, by an invisible chemical conjunction, emitted a faint aerosol of hope. Eventually they would wear away – and sometimes the reaction... Continue reading
Posted Jun 24, 2010 at Polite Fictions
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