Our oldest didn't pull any stunts like this but we caught my second kid slurping Purel out of the pump dispenser top one day - fantastic!! I had a world-record freak-out and we called poison control. Basically they said get her to drink a lot and she could be drunk from the alcohol but watch her for signs beyond that, like of alcohol poisoning - shallow breath, losing consciousness. That was a fun hour. She teetered around unable to walk in a straight line, giggled a lot, and eventually was fine. But seriously, who would drink Purel? She's such a weirdo. And we keep all that stuff on high shelves now. (Glad your boy is ok.)