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Philip C. Breakenridge
Vancouver, BC
Vancouver-based writer and pop culture enthusiast.
Interests: the 80s, pop culture, celebrity, provocative writing.
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He'd be the pushy Hollywood agent who demands sexual favors.
And I'd be the young starlet who gives in to him, desperate to make it in show business. Entourage's deliciously beefy Jeremy Piven looked bossier than usual while filming in Beverly Hills yesterday. Here's hoping he Scotchgarded the casting couch. Continue reading
Posted Jul 7, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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To be a lower lip for just ten seconds.
The lucky mouthpiece was bitten hard by Twilight's most gnawable nightstalker Jackson Rathbone at the Japanese premiere of The Last Airbender in Tokyo yesterday. Nibbling is for amateurs. Continue reading
Posted Jul 7, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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A grateful teammate carried Dutch soccer god Wesley Sneijder off to the locker room for the banging of his life after he scored the winning goal against Team Uruguay yesterday. Forceful sex is the new "thank you." Continue reading
Posted Jul 7, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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He'd be the crazed sex pervert who jumps me in the park.
And I'd be the early morning runner who decides not to yell for help once I see how hot he is. Jude Law embraced the predator within when he accepted the President's Award at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival... Continue reading
Posted Jul 6, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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The Edmonton Eskimos' Mark Restelli was anxious to get some of that juicy ass when he got a bit aggressive with B.C. Lions' quarterback Casey Printers out on the field. Rushing things is never a good idea. Continue reading
Posted Jul 6, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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To be a football for just ten seconds.
The lucky pigskin was clutched between dirty hot Stephen Dorff's strong hands while he played on the beach over the holiday weekend. Here's to being passed around by incredibly buff men who like to slap each other's asses. Continue reading
Posted Jul 6, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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To be that cell phone for just ten seconds.
The lucky mobile device was pressed against Colin Farrell's bristly cheek while the deliciously unshaven actor strolled through the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday. A little aloe vera gel should take care of the post make-out beard burn. Continue reading
Posted Jul 2, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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German footballer Per Mertesacker received a surprise kick to the stomach after making a grab for Argentinian opponent Leandro Cufré's package out on the field. Sometimes it's best to be a bit more subtle. Continue reading
Posted Jul 2, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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He'd be the handsome bloodsucking demon who takes me to prom.
And I'd be the guileless young virgin who gets devoured in the back of the limo after he spikes my punch. Hollywood's most bitable vampire Robert Pattinson was poised to go in for the kill when he was escorted around... Continue reading
Posted Jul 2, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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Spanish soccer sensation Andres Iniesta bent Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo over his knee for a well-deserved spanking during an aggressive World Cup match yesterday. We all knew he liked it rough. Continue reading
Posted Jun 30, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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Torn between two monsters.
postMadonna.com's review of Twilight: Eclipse Rating: 4 out of 4 Madgies The perfect third installment in an adored film franchise/pop culture phenomenon. The series' iconic characters come to life, once again, through beautiful imagery, adept storytelling and deliciously tongue-in-cheek dialogue.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 29, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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Mexican soccer stud Gerardo Torrado tried to get in referee Roberto Rosetti's good books when he gave his ass a quick squeeze during the World Cup match against Argentina. Inappropriate touching will get you everywhere. Continue reading
Posted Jun 29, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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To be a luggage cart for just ten seconds.
The lucky baggage transporter had dirty hot Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick nicely bent over when he arrived at the Sydney International Airport earlier today. Next challenge: getting him to grab his ankles and bark like a dog. Continue reading
Posted Jun 29, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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He'd be the angry wolf-boy who shapeshifts during sex.
And I'd be the terrified new boyfriend who decides that the mauling only makes things hotter. Humpable hellhound Taylor Lautner kept the beast within at bay when he attended a screening of Twilight: Eclipse in NYC yesterday. It's not bestiality... Continue reading
Posted Jun 29, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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Dangerous debauchery.
A new Dutch study reveals that couples who swing run a higher risk of contracting sexually transmitted infections than prostitutes. The shocking new article, published in the British Medical Journal, says that swingers who regularly engage in wife swapping and... Continue reading
Posted Jun 28, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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Team Germany's Miroslav Klose took a moment after the game's opening goal to let teammates know he was packing something special at the World Cup yesterday. Screw modesty. Continue reading
Posted Jun 28, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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He'd be the slick young vampire with a thing for older men.
And I'd be the potential prey who begs him to change me so we can enjoy an eternity of hot sex. Hollywood's newest bonable blooksucker Xavier Samuel was looking to quench his thirst when attended the photocall for Twilight: Eclipse... Continue reading
Posted Jun 28, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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To be an index finger for just ten seconds.
The lucky digit fondled suckable stud Kellan Lutz's luscious lower lip at the L.A. premiere of Twilight: Eclipse last night. Being the warm-up act might not be such a bad deal. Continue reading
Posted Jun 25, 2010 at postMadonna.com
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