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Set in Depression-era Midwest, Bernie (Terry Kiser) and Clyde (Warren Beatty) are just a couple of bank robbers on the run from the law and madly in love. There’s only one catch to this outlaw romance — Bernie's dead! But that doesn't stop these two bandits from holding up a trail of banks from Oklahoma to Texas, becoming minor celebrities along the way, earning the newspaper sobriquet, "The Dashing Thief and his Fun-Loving-But-Quiet Friend." All they have to do is get to Bernie’s wild weekend beach house and they’re home free! Will they make it to paradise? Or will Johnny... Continue reading

Bernie (Terry Kiser) is the iconic and cantankerous editor of Runway magazine, and his two new assistants Larry (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard (Jonathan Silverman) are in way over their heads. No one said it would be easy to enter the glamorous, cut-throat world of high fashion in New York City — especially when their high-powered boss dies on the way to the runway shows at Bryant Park! Faced with no other option, Larry and Richard assist Bernie to his customary seat front and center. Bernie's indifference and apparent "sleeping" at Fashion Week galls the major designers — and yet also... Continue reading

Bernie Frost (Terry Kiser) is a British television presenter hoping to revive his flagging career by scoring an interview with the most infamous and controversial President of the 20th century. Squaring off Nixon will be tough — especially since Bernie dies en route to California! When Nixon shows up and the cameras start rolling, Bernie's green but plucky producers (Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman) have no choice but to let the taping proceed. As Bernie and Nixon engage in a nail-biting standoff of silence and stares, the corrupt statesman finally breaks down, admitting to Bernie all of his political crimes... Continue reading

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Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) is an unemployed and shiftless bowler whose life is turned upside down when a mysterious multimillionaire who shares his name recruits him to rescue his young trophy wife Bernie (Terry Kiser). The Dude and his best friend Walter (John Goodman) track Bernie and his kidnappers to a wacky weekend beach house, but when Bernie is killed during negotiations, the unhinged duo must pretend Bernie is alive long enough to trick the wealthy Jeffrey and keep part of the hefty ransom. Continue reading

Lieutenant T. E. Bernie (Terry Kiser), A young British officer gone native in Cairo, heads out into the desert to help lead an Arab rebellion when he dies while ambushing Turkish forces at Aqaba. Left with no other options, his new Sheikh friends, Emir Faisal (Alec Guinness) and Abu Tayi (Anthony Quinn), pretend Bernie is alive log enough to lead their rag tag band of desert warriors to victory in Damascus, whereupon they return to Aqaba and build a wacky weekend beach house on the Red Sea in Bernie's honor. Continue reading

Dr. Bernie Crowe (Terry Kiser) is a famed child psychologist faced with his toughest challenge yet, a young boy who "sees dead people." After numerous supernatural and chilling adventures, Crowe discovers the horrible truth: he has been dead all along, but the boy has tricked him into thinking he is still alive by moving his corpse around his wild weekend beach house! (props 2 Mac Attack!) Continue reading

Bernie Ocean (Terry Kiser) is a loveable criminal mastermind who has just assembled the best gang in the world to complete an impossible heist. There's only one problem — Bernie is also dead! Together, the other ten thieves must use their special talents (computers, aggressive salesmanship, pyrotechnics, Chinese acrobatics) to make everyone else think their ringleader is alive — and win back Bernie's ex-wife — in order to pull off the job. (thanks to Kornlock!) Continue reading

Billy (Ralph Maccio) and his best friend Stan (Mitchell Whitfield) are just a couple New York kids on their way to college — until they are framed for murder in a small southern town! Luckily, Billy's crazy cousin Bernie (Terry Kiser) is an attorney and comes to save the day. He's a real fish out of water, especially because he shows up dead! Left with no other option, the two desperate defendants try to pass off his "condition" as his crazy big city ways. Will the judge figure out Bernie is dead and throw the book at the two patsies?... Continue reading

Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) an unemployed and shiftless bowler has his life turned upside down when a mysterious multimillionaire who shares his name recruits him to rescue his young trophy wife Bernie (Terry Kaiser). The Dude and his best friend Walter (John Goodman) track Bernie and his kidnappers to a wacky weekend beach house, but when Bernie is killed during negotiations, the unhinged duo must pretend Bernie is alive long enough to trick the wealthy Jeffrey and keep part of the hefty ransom. Continue reading

Lieutenant T. E. Bernie (Terry Kaiser), A young British officer gone native in Cairo, heads out into the desert to help lean an Arab rebellion when he dies while ambushing Turkish forces at Aqaba. Left with no other options, his new Sheikh friends, Emir Faisal (Alec Guinness) and Abu Tayi (Anthony Quinn), pretend Bernie is alive long enough to lead their rag tag band of desert warriors to victory in Damascus, whereupon they return to Aqaba and build a wacky weekend beach house on the Red Sea in Bernie's honor. Continue reading

Dr. Bernie Crowe is a famed child psychologist faced with his toughest challenge yet, a young boy who 'sees dead people.' After numerous supernatural and chilling adventures, Crowe discovers the horrible truth: he has been dead all along, but the boy has tricked him into thinking he is still alive by moving his corpse around his wild weekend beach house! Continue reading

Bernie Ocean is a loveable criminal mastermind who has just assembled the best gang in the world to complete an impossible heist. There's only one problem - Bernie Ocean is also dead. Together, the other ten thieves must use their special talents (salesmenship, computers, pyrotechnics, Chinese acrobatics) to make everyone else think their boss is alive - and win back Bernie's ex-wife - in order to pull off the job Continue reading

Bernie's cousin and his best friend are just couple New York kids on their way to college -- until they are framed for murder in a small southern town. Luckily, Bernie is an attorney and comes to save the day. He's a real fish out of water, especially because he shows up dead! Left with no other option, the two desperate defendants try to pass off his "condition" as his crazy big city ways. Will the judge figure out Bernie is dead and throw the book at his cousin? Or will they be able to keep up the ruse long... Continue reading