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As long as it's not a Severe Morty.
Commented 2 days ago on WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME at Dave Barry's Blog
WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Rick and Morty fans are being given the chance to drive in a car with a giant Morty on the roof. (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Now maybe we can have our flying cars
Commented 7 days ago on SO HE CAN BE IN ANY LANE HE WANTS at Dave Barry's Blog
SO HE CAN BE IN ANY LANE HE WANTS
Court rules Kentucky man can get ‘IM GOD’ license plate (Thanks to pharmaross)
Alcohol coulda been involved.
Commented Nov 5, 2019 on THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE SAFETY EXPERTS at Dave Barry's Blog
THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE SAFETY EXPERTS
A shocking viral video of a man launching a firework from his friend’s backside has been condemned by safety experts. (Thanks to Doug Ogg and Emily, Leslie and w)
Death before diarrhea!
Commented Nov 1, 2019 on SOME OF US DO at Dave Barry's Blog
SOME OF US DO
Domino's has put bubble tea bubbles on a pizza and people don't hate it (Thanks to Jay Brandes)
What happens when one goes on stike?
Commented Sep 30, 2019 on YIKES at Dave Barry's Blog
YIKES
Welcome Home!: Snake Greets Woman At Door With An Attempted Stike This woman has excellent reflexes. (Thanks to John Lobert)
Ah to be young and Amish.
Commented Sep 19, 2019 on HOLD YOUR HORSES at Dave Barry's Blog
HOLD YOUR HORSES
Deputies said they pulled over an Amish buggy complete with alcohol and a stereo system early Sunday morning. (Thanks to Ralph, Matt Filar and Stever)
Is the “Journal of Parasitology,” the same as Roll Call?
Commented Aug 29, 2019 on THE JOKES, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES at Dave Barry's Blog
THE JOKES, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES
This new species of blood-sucking leech with 3 jaws, 59 teeth discovered in DC-area swamps (Thanks to wiredog, Bill Hudgins and Not My Usual Alias)
Florida, land of wonder.
Commented Aug 21, 2019 on IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC. at Dave Barry's Blog
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
Kinkajou barges into Florida woman's apartment, attacks her boyfriend, officials say (Thanks to Another Ralph, who says “We all know who put him up to it.”)
A widening of the Spam products that no one will eat.
Commented Aug 15, 2019 on THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? at Dave Barry's Blog
THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
RIGHT??
The slower the better when muff driving.
Commented Aug 14, 2019 on THE NEWS FROM IRELAND at Dave Barry's Blog
THE NEWS FROM IRELAND
This just in. (Thanks to pharmaross)
I'll take my chances.
Commented Aug 13, 2019 on SERIOUSLY? at Dave Barry's Blog
SERIOUSLY?
Authorities in the United Kingdom have warned people online against mocking the hairstyle of a wanted convicted drug dealer or they could face their own criminal charges. (Thanks to Gordon Anderson)
Why is it that only lefties know which hand people favor while righties seem to assume that everyone is like them?
Most drawn comic type characters are left handed, perhaps reflecting their creators.
You haven't lived until you have taken a loooooooong exam on the wrong desk. Whaa-whaa-whaa!
Here endeth the whinging.
Commented Aug 13, 2019 on TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL LEFTHANDERS DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL LEFTHANDERS DAY
Celebrate by burning one of these. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
How often do they have to empty the grass bags?
Commented Aug 5, 2019 on ‘THE CREAM OF THE CROP REALLY TURN UP HERE’ at Dave Barry's Blog
‘THE CREAM OF THE CROP REALLY TURN UP HERE’
12-hour lawnmower endurance race (Thanks to Guin)
There is no chance that anything could go wrong.
Commented Aug 5, 2019 on THE ARMPIT? at Dave Barry's Blog
THE ARMPIT?
Doctors HALT the menopause: Revolutionary 30-minute procedure delays the process by 20 years and tricks the body clock with ovary tissue implant into armpit (Thanks to Dave N.)
They keep male genitalia on file?
Commented Aug 5, 2019 on ‘THE MALE GENITALIA DIDN’T MATCH ANYTHING WE HAVE ON FILE’ at Dave Barry's Blog
‘THE MALE GENITALIA DIDN’T MATCH ANYTHING WE HAVE ON FILE’
Scientists discover new beetle species with unique genitalia at Green-Wood Cemetery (Thanks to pharmaross)
It could get as close as 4.55 million miles from earth. Heavens to Betsy!
Commented Aug 3, 2019 on HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT at Dave Barry's Blog
HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Empire State Building-sized ASTEROID to skim Earth at 10,400mph next week – and Nasa says it’s ‘potentially hazardous’ (Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
"... for a half-file OR two."
Commented Aug 2, 2019 on THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE at Dave Barry's Blog
THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE
A man peed in his backyard. He exposed his family to nuclear radiation (Thanks to Steve K)
Man, you science guys know how. to kill a perfectly good panic-buzz.
He was probably peeing outside because either there was a deadly snake/spider in his toilet or he didn't want to mow the lawn for a half-life to two.
Commented Aug 2, 2019 on THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE at Dave Barry's Blog
THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE
A man peed in his backyard. He exposed his family to nuclear radiation (Thanks to Steve K)
Please pass the pilot's barf bags.
Commented Jul 30, 2019 on BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNNNNNN at Dave Barry's Blog
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNNNNNN
‘Bachelorette’ finale: Hannah says she had sex ‘four times’ in a windmill (Thanks to John Lobert)
Did he save the gas can?
Commented Jul 30, 2019 on HOW HOT IS IT? IT’S SO HOT THAT... at Dave Barry's Blog
HOW HOT IS IT? IT’S SO HOT THAT...
Springfield firefighters extinguish fire in swimming pool (Thanks to Allen at Division)
Paging Carl Hiaasen, Carl Hiaasen, please report to the life imitates art room, immediately.
Commented Jul 26, 2019 on WHY ARE THOSE THINGS EVEN LEGAL? at Dave Barry's Blog
WHY ARE THOSE THINGS EVEN LEGAL?
Kentucky man attacked man with weed eater over stolen candy bars (Thanks to pharmaross)
Scramble the Joint Strike Fighters!
Commented Jul 23, 2019 on HOW SLOW A NEWS WEEK IS IT? at Dave Barry's Blog
HOW SLOW A NEWS WEEK IS IT?
Very. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Nothing says “natural protein source,” like “renewable electricity.”
Commented Jul 17, 2019 on NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T at Dave Barry's Blog
NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T
Food tech company Solar Foods says it has created a natural protein source from a mix of carbon dioxide, water and renewable electricity. And it could hit the consumer market -- and your plate -- sometime in the next two years. (Thanks to Le Petomane)
In training for the upcoming My Little Pony convention.
Commented Jul 16, 2019 on AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL! at Dave Barry's Blog
AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!
Woman has taught herself to run and jump like a horse (Thanks to Stan Ruth)
Forget Elvis, Hunter Thompson is alive and unwell.
Commented Jul 11, 2019 on IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? at Dave Barry's Blog
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Logan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe Needless to say the rattlesnake was released after producing a valid Florida driver’s license. (Thanks to Mike B and Nelson from Michigan)
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