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Now with Toilet Snakes!
Commented 4 days ago on CANCEL THAT TRIP TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM at Dave Barry's Blog
CANCEL THAT TRIP TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM
Kalamazoo’s new $107K outdoor public restroom opening soon (Thanks to pharmaross)
From this day forward, I will only look upon a cheese Danish with suspicion.
Commented 5 days ago on MEANWHILE ABROAD at Dave Barry's Blog
MEANWHILE ABROAD
Kim Jong-un in bizarre plot to smuggle black market Danish bull semen into North Korea (Thanks to pharmaross)
Is this an elected position and is re-election in November?
Commented Oct 18, 2020 on EDUCATION REPORT at Dave Barry's Blog
EDUCATION REPORT
Pornographic noises heard during Balt Co. school board meeting (Thanks to pharmaross)
Driving in the rain would be tricky.
Commented Oct 18, 2020 on OK, THIS IS BRILLIANT at Dave Barry's Blog
OK, THIS IS BRILLIANT
Florida janitor turns heads with leaf blower-powered vehicle (Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)
"Just google the moon..."
That will answer everything.
Commented Oct 5, 2020 on THE INTERNET: A VITAL EDUCATIONAL RESOURCE at Dave Barry's Blog
THE INTERNET: A VITAL EDUCATIONAL RESOURCE
There is just so much knowledge. (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "God help us all.")
As predictable as deadly critters in Australia.
Commented Sep 22, 2020 on IF YOU DINE AT WAFFLE HOUSE... at Dave Barry's Blog
IF YOU DINE AT WAFFLE HOUSE...
...be sure to pay your bill. (Thanks to Geoff)
The ankle monitor give the experience a certain flair.
Commented Sep 20, 2020 on FLORIDARRRRRRRRR at Dave Barry's Blog
FLORIDARRRRRRRRR
Florida parents are getting high and exposing themselves during kids’ virtual classes (Thanks to John Lobert)
Does this get us closer to flying cars?
Commented Sep 18, 2020 on 'SURPRISING EVERYONE' at Dave Barry's Blog
'SURPRISING EVERYONE'
In a new study, an Australian-led team has for the first time confirmed what actually happens to those calcium atoms: surprising everyone, the calcium goes underneath both the upper graphene sheet and a lower 'buffer' sheet, 'floating' the graphene on a bed of calcium atoms. (Thanks to Jim Kenas...
Is Police cow tipping a felony or moostermeanor?
Sorry.
Commented Sep 2, 2020 on CSI: MARONDERA at Dave Barry's Blog
CSI: MARONDERA
Cattle rustlers arrested for stealing police cow (Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "You never steal police cows.")
Camera angle is all wrong.
Commented Aug 22, 2020 on THEY HAVE THIS BLOG'S SUPPORT at Dave Barry's Blog
THEY HAVE THIS BLOG'S SUPPORT
Women are posing topless on mountaintops for ‘empowerment’ (Thanks to pharmaross)
Well done. Tiny Tim could be next.
Commented Aug 21, 2020 on SOMEBODY HAD A *LOT* OF SPARE TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
SOMEBODY HAD A *LOT* OF SPARE TIME
But it was worth it. (Thanks to John Lobert)
But we were told that wearing masks doesn’t protect the wearer but only someone on the
outside of the mask. So how will this help here?
Commented Aug 20, 2020 on WE ARE NEVER GOING OUT AGAIN at Dave Barry's Blog
WE ARE NEVER GOING OUT AGAIN
Urinals may shoot 'plumes' of inhalable coronavirus particles into the air (Thanks to pharmaross)
This could be the Covid-killer we've all been waiting for.
A 2020 turning point? Nah!
Commented Aug 4, 2020 on YES at Dave Barry's Blog
YES
Kiefer Sutherland Wants To Return For 24 Movie or TV Show Continuation (Thanks to MAC)
We like it anyway, Dave.
Commented Jul 24, 2020 on THE MOMENT THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR, SOMEWHAT NERVOUSLY at Dave Barry's Blog
THE MOMENT THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR, SOMEWHAT NERVOUSLY
The Remainders' new (actually, only) video is now live on Facebook and YouTube.
Death to the Internet!
Commented Jul 16, 2020 on A SIGN OF THE APOOCALYPSE at Dave Barry's Blog
A SIGN OF THE APOOCALYPSE
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any more surreal... (Thanks to Justin 'jtpm' F.)
Common mistake made by amateur space explorers.
Commented Jul 9, 2020 on IT'S VEGEMITE at Dave Barry's Blog
IT'S VEGEMITE
Weird ‘gel-like’ substance on the moon is finally identified (Thanks to Allen at Division)
Well they may be hyper aggressive and cannibals but they look like they're two inches long.
Commented Jul 3, 2020 on WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH at Dave Barry's Blog
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH
'Hyper-aggressive' cannibal rats swim into homes up toilets to find food in lockdown (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
The heartbreak of jelly doughnuts.
Commented Jul 3, 2020 on IT'S NOT HIS NOSE? at Dave Barry's Blog
IT'S NOT HIS NOSE?
Florida man with cocaine on nose tells deputies it's not his, officials say (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Dave: Will you be mentioning COVID in your end of year review?
Commented Jun 20, 2020 on WE JUST WANT 2020 TO BE OVER at Dave Barry's Blog
WE JUST WANT 2020 TO BE OVER
Disposable urinals are summer's new 'it' item as consumers avoid public restrooms (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
This mask both creates and catches the vomit.
Commented May 25, 2020 on NO at Dave Barry's Blog
NO
Just, no. (Thanks to Captain McBragg)
Are we sure this study isn't from the University. of Methbridge?
Commented May 18, 2020 on THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED, DUDES at Dave Barry's Blog
THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED, DUDES
According to a study being conducted at Canada’s University of Lethbridge, scientists are now theorizing that certain marijuana strains could possibly prevent COVID-19 infection. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
How far away can bumper bars be?
Commented May 18, 2020 on AS A BONUS,THEY ALSO MAKE IT HARDER TO FALL DOWN at Dave Barry's Blog
AS A BONUS,THEY ALSO MAKE IT HARDER TO FALL DOWN
A Maryland bar unveiled an innovative solution to help patrons remain socially distant when it fully reopens — inner tubes on wheels. (Thanks to John Lobert)
Does Walter make three in these "coincidental" fashion statements?
Commented May 18, 2020 on SUNDAY NIGHT THEME at Dave Barry's Blog
SUNDAY NIGHT THEME
The theme tonight is Lockdown Fashion. What are you wearing? For the past couple of months the fashion trend here at the blog has been what could best described as "T-shirt and shorts" (or as the French say, "Le T-shirt and le shorts"). This morning we discovered we were wearing, by random chanc...
Dave Barry for President!
Neither do I too.
Commented May 7, 2020 on THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD at Dave Barry's Blog
THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
Tonight we are asking you to come up with a new slogan for this blog's presidential campaign. One of our previous slogans appears on the bumper sticker below; there have been others, including "Your Political Beliefs Here" and "Yes, Of The United States." But we're thinking we might need a new o...
How about the "Things to Try," with Cheez-its?
Commented May 6, 2020 on TUESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD at Dave Barry's Blog
TUESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
Do you have an Amazon Alexa? The kind with a screen? If so, does it annoy you that Alexa's screen is constantly displaying messages asking if you want to hear a joke, or suggesting that you try something you have no desire to try, like baking cauliflower brownies, or making a canoe out of popsic...
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