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We are so doomed.
THE END IS NIGH, PEOPLE. VERY NIGH.
Turns Out, Hats On Snakes Are A Thing And There’s A Community Celebrating It (Thanks to John Lobert)
Good thing his name wasn't Mr. Buffalo.
‘WE KNOW WHAT TYPE OF SOUP YOU’RE EATING TONIGHT’
Man called Colin Pidgeon catches a pigeon during government Zoom call (Thanks to John Lobert)
Wouldn't 'gut helminth' be a good name...
WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
Parasitic worms could hold key to anti-ageing, researchers suggest (Thanks to Barry Nester)
I bet it hummmmmms, too.
LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT?
This is probably not it. (Thanks to AJ)
Let's try rounding up all the squirrels and sending them to Australia. These rodents may help mitigate some of this country's natural lethality as the beast's absence helps to mitigate some of the many problems attributed to them here.
A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY
Seriously? (Thanks to Rod Nunley and B'game)
This way you don't get your doors dinged by adjacent cars.
CLEARLY THE DRIVER BELIEVED THIS WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA
"#ithappens" (Thanks to Barry Nester and Peter Metrinko) (Photo from Rockville City Police Department)
A situation where both rappel and repell may be involved.
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FEATURING MR. TOM CRUISE
‘Epic mission’ launched to rescue port-a-potty that fell off cliff in California park (Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)
What are people going to use to play all the fake music that seems to be everywhere?
THANK GOD THEY'RE OFF THE STREETS
Nearly 5,000 fake karaoke machines seized in Virginia (Thanks to pharmaross) We're unclear on the concept here. Is a "fake karaoke machine" a machine that claims to be a karaoke machine, but is not? If so, what kind of machine is it?
Does any other argument about the relationship between genetics and longevity need to be made?
IN HUMAN YEARS, HE'S 483
Today is Keith Richards' 77th birthday. (Thanks to Rod Nunley)
That could be a lizrcanus twinklius, as rare as whale poop.
MIAMI WILDLIFE UPDATE
We have a small hedge on our patio, strung with twinkly lights that are activated at night by a photoelectric sensor. Lately we've noticed that the lights keep turning on in bright daylight. We thought maybe the sensor was defective, but upon investigation we discovered that the cause was a liza...
No infrastructure contracts to that engineering firm.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT NEEDS?
This. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Oh I'm pretty sure we already Know the ID of several aliens.
NO, WE'RE DEFINITELY READY
Prominent Israeli Professor and Retired General Haim Eshed has claimed that Israel and the US are dealing with aliens who do not want to be identified because "humanity is not ready yet," Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Saturday. (Thanks to Le Petomane)
A very loooooooooong ride home.
MARRIED GUYS IN ACTION
Man Goes For Walk After Argument With Wife, Doesn’t Stop for 420 Kilometers (Thanks to Ralph)
This happens far too infrequently.
PHILADELPHIA ECONOMIC OUTLOOK IMPROVING
An exploding ATM sent cash into the air in a parking lot on Roosevelt Boulevard Wednesday morning. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Training them to pull the ripcord without slicing it with their teeth or claws must have taken weeks!
WE SAW PARACHUTING BEAVERS OPEN FOR THE KINKS
In 1948, Idaho Officials Sent 76 Beavers Parachuting Into Idaho’s Wilderness True Fact: The test beaver was called Geronimo. (Thanks to Matt Filar) Update: According to commenter "wiredog" (that is not his real name; his real name is "wirecat") an account of this historic event has already been ...
Paging Mr. Cooper, Mr. D.B. Cooper!
BOLO
The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared (Thanks to vee and pharmaross)
This is a challenge to Australia's title.
NOBODY TELL THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT
Bizarre dragon-like blue sea creatures wash up on South African beach (Thanks to DaninDallas)
I was sure that "hide the pickle," meant something else entirely.
2020 STRIKES AGAIN
Pittsburgh pickle balloon popped when it was being installed for the holiday season (Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)
Hell no.
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS
Truffle munching wallabies shed new light on forest conservation (Thanks to Ralph)
Humor may vary.
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Cuomo window sticker allows N.Y. governor to keep an eye on family gatherings (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Is this some PETA plan to moderate Moose salt intake.
WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THERE IS ONE
Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars (Thanks to Ralph)
Does internet content have to have a comment section?
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Nigella Lawson butters her toast twice, and Britain is really angry about it (Thanks to Ralph)
Thank you veterans of all wars for leaving your happiness and innocence on the battlefield for our security.
VETERANS DAY
To our veterans: Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. May this be a good day for you and your families.
The article said "Austria," but I bet they meant Australia.
WONDERING WHAT TO GET THAT SPECIAL GUY ON YOUR HOLIDAY GIFT LIST?
Wonder no more. (Thanks to Rod Nunley)
He's going to love the next part of his journey.
ENJOY THE JOURNEY!
Man on 'spiritual journey' steals deputy's cruiser, credit card (Thanks to pharmaross)
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