Will there be a butter garlic sauce for the snails?

A psych counseling sponsor couldn't be more perfect.

Isn't there some obscure rule of grammar that prohibits referencing two different species of animals in the same sentence? Paging Mr. Language Person.

I’ll be spending more time indoors then.

"Eventually the team hopes to establish the technique's effectiveness in humans in a clinical setting." Pass.

Better to be a mullet than to sport one.

Sounds more like a French study and not one from the UK.

I had no clue on muon.

Excellent Groucho quote.

As long as it doesn't cause a pandemic, I'm ok with it.

Snork! @Dave

So, just to get this straight: The lamb was dressed in pants and was carrying a purse full of seafood or something far less funny?

Will there be a third stack of cards labeled Shaming

How come in this high-def world where even sewer cameras return dazzling quality vid, there is never anything close to believable on Nessie? Maybe s/he has stealth skin which reflects light in such a way as to imitate a large and dirty Qtip searching the loch in a grid pattern to find its next meal?

Hard pass.

It would kill them to round up to an even 7.0?

Sorry.

Leave no horizontal surface unpaved.

We are so doomed.

Good thing his name wasn't Mr. Buffalo.

Wouldn't 'gut helminth' be a good name...

I bet it hummmmmms, too.

Let's try rounding up all the squirrels and sending them to Australia. These rodents may help mitigate some of this country's natural lethality as the beast's absence helps to mitigate some of the many problems attributed to them here.

This way you don't get your doors dinged by adjacent cars.

A situation where both rappel and repell may be involved.