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Is the “Journal of Parasitology,” the same as Roll Call?
Commented Aug 29, 2019 on THE JOKES, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES at Dave Barry's Blog
THE JOKES, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES
This new species of blood-sucking leech with 3 jaws, 59 teeth discovered in DC-area swamps (Thanks to wiredog, Bill Hudgins and Not My Usual Alias)
Florida, land of wonder.
Commented Aug 21, 2019 on IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC. at Dave Barry's Blog
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
Kinkajou barges into Florida woman's apartment, attacks her boyfriend, officials say (Thanks to Another Ralph, who says “We all know who put him up to it.”)
A widening of the Spam products that no one will eat.
Commented Aug 15, 2019 on THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? at Dave Barry's Blog
THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
RIGHT??
The slower the better when muff driving.
Commented Aug 14, 2019 on THE NEWS FROM IRELAND at Dave Barry's Blog
THE NEWS FROM IRELAND
This just in. (Thanks to pharmaross)
I'll take my chances.
Commented Aug 13, 2019 on SERIOUSLY? at Dave Barry's Blog
SERIOUSLY?
Authorities in the United Kingdom have warned people online against mocking the hairstyle of a wanted convicted drug dealer or they could face their own criminal charges. (Thanks to Gordon Anderson)
Why is it that only lefties know which hand people favor while righties seem to assume that everyone is like them?
Most drawn comic type characters are left handed, perhaps reflecting their creators.
You haven't lived until you have taken a loooooooong exam on the wrong desk. Whaa-whaa-whaa!
Here endeth the whinging.
Commented Aug 13, 2019 on TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL LEFTHANDERS DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL LEFTHANDERS DAY
Celebrate by burning one of these. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
How often do they have to empty the grass bags?
Commented Aug 5, 2019 on ‘THE CREAM OF THE CROP REALLY TURN UP HERE’ at Dave Barry's Blog
‘THE CREAM OF THE CROP REALLY TURN UP HERE’
12-hour lawnmower endurance race (Thanks to Guin)
There is no chance that anything could go wrong.
Commented Aug 5, 2019 on THE ARMPIT? at Dave Barry's Blog
THE ARMPIT?
Doctors HALT the menopause: Revolutionary 30-minute procedure delays the process by 20 years and tricks the body clock with ovary tissue implant into armpit (Thanks to Dave N.)
They keep male genitalia on file?
Commented Aug 5, 2019 on ‘THE MALE GENITALIA DIDN’T MATCH ANYTHING WE HAVE ON FILE’ at Dave Barry's Blog
‘THE MALE GENITALIA DIDN’T MATCH ANYTHING WE HAVE ON FILE’
Scientists discover new beetle species with unique genitalia at Green-Wood Cemetery (Thanks to pharmaross)
It could get as close as 4.55 million miles from earth. Heavens to Betsy!
Commented Aug 3, 2019 on HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT at Dave Barry's Blog
HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Empire State Building-sized ASTEROID to skim Earth at 10,400mph next week – and Nasa says it’s ‘potentially hazardous’ (Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
"... for a half-file OR two."
Commented Aug 2, 2019 on THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE at Dave Barry's Blog
THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE
A man peed in his backyard. He exposed his family to nuclear radiation (Thanks to Steve K)
Man, you science guys know how. to kill a perfectly good panic-buzz.
He was probably peeing outside because either there was a deadly snake/spider in his toilet or he didn't want to mow the lawn for a half-life to two.
Commented Aug 2, 2019 on THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE at Dave Barry's Blog
THAT IS SOME KIND OF PEE
A man peed in his backyard. He exposed his family to nuclear radiation (Thanks to Steve K)
Please pass the pilot's barf bags.
Commented Jul 30, 2019 on BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNNNNNN at Dave Barry's Blog
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNNNNNN
‘Bachelorette’ finale: Hannah says she had sex ‘four times’ in a windmill (Thanks to John Lobert)
Did he save the gas can?
Commented Jul 30, 2019 on HOW HOT IS IT? IT’S SO HOT THAT... at Dave Barry's Blog
HOW HOT IS IT? IT’S SO HOT THAT...
Springfield firefighters extinguish fire in swimming pool (Thanks to Allen at Division)
Paging Carl Hiaasen, Carl Hiaasen, please report to the life imitates art room, immediately.
Commented Jul 26, 2019 on WHY ARE THOSE THINGS EVEN LEGAL? at Dave Barry's Blog
WHY ARE THOSE THINGS EVEN LEGAL?
Kentucky man attacked man with weed eater over stolen candy bars (Thanks to pharmaross)
Scramble the Joint Strike Fighters!
Commented Jul 23, 2019 on HOW SLOW A NEWS WEEK IS IT? at Dave Barry's Blog
HOW SLOW A NEWS WEEK IS IT?
Very. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Nothing says “natural protein source,” like “renewable electricity.”
Commented Jul 17, 2019 on NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T at Dave Barry's Blog
NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T
Food tech company Solar Foods says it has created a natural protein source from a mix of carbon dioxide, water and renewable electricity. And it could hit the consumer market -- and your plate -- sometime in the next two years. (Thanks to Le Petomane)
In training for the upcoming My Little Pony convention.
Commented Jul 16, 2019 on AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL! at Dave Barry's Blog
AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!
Woman has taught herself to run and jump like a horse (Thanks to Stan Ruth)
Forget Elvis, Hunter Thompson is alive and unwell.
Commented Jul 11, 2019 on IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? at Dave Barry's Blog
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Logan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe Needless to say the rattlesnake was released after producing a valid Florida driver’s license. (Thanks to Mike B and Nelson from Michigan)
I think curry seagull is pretty exotic. It sounds like it came right out of the Salvatore Dali cookbook.
Commented Jul 9, 2019 on MEANWHILE AT THE TIGGYWINKLES WILDLIFE HOSPITAL at Dave Barry's Blog
MEANWHILE AT THE TIGGYWINKLES WILDLIFE HOSPITAL
‘Exotic’ bird was really just seagull covered in curry powder (Thanks to DaninDallas and Not My Usual Alias)
Who's Surely?
Commented Jun 10, 2019 on SURELY THIS IS SIGNIFICANT at Dave Barry's Blog
SURELY THIS IS SIGNIFICANT
More women are hunting moose in Maine (Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Some good news, finally.”)
There is no word for Barry Manilow.
Commented Jun 7, 2019 on NO WORD ON BARRY MANILOW at Dave Barry's Blog
NO WORD ON BARRY MANILOW
Research by Auto Express magazine and road safety charity IAM RoadSmart has found that heavy-metal music could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel and become almost as extreme as their guitar god heroes. And the calming tones of classical music might not be much better, encouragi...
Sponsored by The Australian Chamber of Commerce.
Commented May 29, 2019 on IF YOU SAY SO at Dave Barry's Blog
IF YOU SAY SO
The popular suggestion that Australia is home to the world’s deadliest snakes is largely a myth, with the risk of bites and death far greater across Asia, Africa and South America, the nation’s science agency has said. (Thanks to Ralph)
That would make him a fartist, no?
Commented Apr 16, 2019 on BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED: HE USES HIS HANDS at Dave Barry's Blog
BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED: HE USES HIS HANDS
Israeli ‘fart’ artist blows away ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ (Thanks to Barry Nester)
Can't they get a self-driving carriage?
Commented Apr 1, 2019 on IN BOCA RATON, THEY'RE LIKE... WHY?? at Dave Barry's Blog
IN BOCA RATON, THEY'RE LIKE... WHY??
The Queen, 92, is to 'give up driving on public roads' following Prince Philip's horror car crash two months ago (Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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