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We are so doomed.
Commented 3 days ago on THE END IS NIGH, PEOPLE. VERY NIGH. at Dave Barry's Blog
THE END IS NIGH, PEOPLE. VERY NIGH.
Turns Out, Hats On Snakes Are A Thing And There’s A Community Celebrating It (Thanks to John Lobert)
Good thing his name wasn't Mr. Buffalo.
Commented 6 days ago on ‘WE KNOW WHAT TYPE OF SOUP YOU’RE EATING TONIGHT’ at Dave Barry's Blog
‘WE KNOW WHAT TYPE OF SOUP YOU’RE EATING TONIGHT’
Man called Colin Pidgeon catches a pigeon during government Zoom call (Thanks to John Lobert)
Wouldn't 'gut helminth' be a good name...
Commented Feb 16, 2021 on WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS at Dave Barry's Blog
WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
Parasitic worms could hold key to anti-ageing, researchers suggest (Thanks to Barry Nester)
I bet it hummmmmms, too.
Commented Feb 6, 2021 on LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT? at Dave Barry's Blog
LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT?
This is probably not it. (Thanks to AJ)
Let's try rounding up all the squirrels and sending them to Australia. These rodents may help mitigate some of this country's natural lethality as the beast's absence helps to mitigate some of the many problems attributed to them here.
Commented Jan 22, 2021 on A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY at Dave Barry's Blog
A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY
Seriously? (Thanks to Rod Nunley and B'game)
This way you don't get your doors dinged by adjacent cars.
Commented Jan 1, 2021 on CLEARLY THE DRIVER BELIEVED THIS WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA at Dave Barry's Blog
CLEARLY THE DRIVER BELIEVED THIS WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA
"#ithappens" (Thanks to Barry Nester and Peter Metrinko) (Photo from Rockville City Police Department)
A situation where both rappel and repell may be involved.
Commented Dec 23, 2020 on SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FEATURING MR. TOM CRUISE at Dave Barry's Blog
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FEATURING MR. TOM CRUISE
‘Epic mission’ launched to rescue port-a-potty that fell off cliff in California park (Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)
What are people going to use to play all the fake music that seems to be everywhere?
Commented Dec 19, 2020 on THANK GOD THEY'RE OFF THE STREETS at Dave Barry's Blog
THANK GOD THEY'RE OFF THE STREETS
Nearly 5,000 fake karaoke machines seized in Virginia (Thanks to pharmaross) We're unclear on the concept here. Is a "fake karaoke machine" a machine that claims to be a karaoke machine, but is not? If so, what kind of machine is it?
Does any other argument about the relationship between genetics and longevity need to be made?
Commented Dec 19, 2020 on IN HUMAN YEARS, HE'S 483 at Dave Barry's Blog
IN HUMAN YEARS, HE'S 483
Today is Keith Richards' 77th birthday. (Thanks to Rod Nunley)
That could be a lizrcanus twinklius, as rare as whale poop.
Commented Dec 15, 2020 on MIAMI WILDLIFE UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
MIAMI WILDLIFE UPDATE
We have a small hedge on our patio, strung with twinkly lights that are activated at night by a photoelectric sensor. Lately we've noticed that the lights keep turning on in bright daylight. We thought maybe the sensor was defective, but upon investigation we discovered that the cause was a liza...
No infrastructure contracts to that engineering firm.
Commented Dec 7, 2020 on YOU KNOW WHAT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT NEEDS? at Dave Barry's Blog
YOU KNOW WHAT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT NEEDS?
This. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Oh I'm pretty sure we already Know the ID of several aliens.
Commented Dec 7, 2020 on NO, WE'RE DEFINITELY READY at Dave Barry's Blog
NO, WE'RE DEFINITELY READY
Prominent Israeli Professor and Retired General Haim Eshed has claimed that Israel and the US are dealing with aliens who do not want to be identified because "humanity is not ready yet," Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Saturday. (Thanks to Le Petomane)
A very loooooooooong ride home.
Commented Dec 5, 2020 on MARRIED GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
MARRIED GUYS IN ACTION
Man Goes For Walk After Argument With Wife, Doesn’t Stop for 420 Kilometers (Thanks to Ralph)
This happens far too infrequently.
Commented Dec 4, 2020 on PHILADELPHIA ECONOMIC OUTLOOK IMPROVING at Dave Barry's Blog
PHILADELPHIA ECONOMIC OUTLOOK IMPROVING
An exploding ATM sent cash into the air in a parking lot on Roosevelt Boulevard Wednesday morning. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Training them to pull the ripcord without slicing it with their teeth or claws must have taken weeks!
Commented Dec 2, 2020 on WE SAW PARACHUTING BEAVERS OPEN FOR THE KINKS at Dave Barry's Blog
WE SAW PARACHUTING BEAVERS OPEN FOR THE KINKS
In 1948, Idaho Officials Sent 76 Beavers Parachuting Into Idaho’s Wilderness True Fact: The test beaver was called Geronimo. (Thanks to Matt Filar) Update: According to commenter "wiredog" (that is not his real name; his real name is "wirecat") an account of this historic event has already been ...
Paging Mr. Cooper, Mr. D.B. Cooper!
Commented Nov 29, 2020 on BOLO at Dave Barry's Blog
BOLO
The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared (Thanks to vee and pharmaross)
This is a challenge to Australia's title.
Commented Nov 29, 2020 on NOBODY TELL THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT at Dave Barry's Blog
NOBODY TELL THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT
Bizarre dragon-like blue sea creatures wash up on South African beach (Thanks to DaninDallas)
I was sure that "hide the pickle," meant something else entirely.
Commented Nov 27, 2020 on 2020 STRIKES AGAIN at Dave Barry's Blog
2020 STRIKES AGAIN
Pittsburgh pickle balloon popped when it was being installed for the holiday season (Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)
Hell no.
Commented Nov 22, 2020 on WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS at Dave Barry's Blog
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS
Truffle munching wallabies shed new light on forest conservation (Thanks to Ralph)
Humor may vary.
Commented Nov 20, 2020 on YOU BETTER WATCH OUT at Dave Barry's Blog
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Cuomo window sticker allows N.Y. governor to keep an eye on family gatherings (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Is this some PETA plan to moderate Moose salt intake.
Commented Nov 20, 2020 on WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THERE IS ONE at Dave Barry's Blog
WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THERE IS ONE
Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars (Thanks to Ralph)
Does internet content have to have a comment section?
Commented Nov 19, 2020 on FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Nigella Lawson butters her toast twice, and Britain is really angry about it (Thanks to Ralph)
Thank you veterans of all wars for leaving your happiness and innocence on the battlefield for our security.
Commented Nov 11, 2020 on VETERANS DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
VETERANS DAY
To our veterans: Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. May this be a good day for you and your families.
The article said "Austria," but I bet they meant Australia.
Commented Nov 9, 2020 on WONDERING WHAT TO GET THAT SPECIAL GUY ON YOUR HOLIDAY GIFT LIST? at Dave Barry's Blog
WONDERING WHAT TO GET THAT SPECIAL GUY ON YOUR HOLIDAY GIFT LIST?
Wonder no more. (Thanks to Rod Nunley)
He's going to love the next part of his journey.
Commented Nov 9, 2020 on ENJOY THE JOURNEY! at Dave Barry's Blog
ENJOY THE JOURNEY!
Man on 'spiritual journey' steals deputy's cruiser, credit card (Thanks to pharmaross)
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