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Nothing says “natural protein source,” like “renewable electricity.”
Commented 2 days ago on NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T at Dave Barry's Blog
NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T
Food tech company Solar Foods says it has created a natural protein source from a mix of carbon dioxide, water and renewable electricity. And it could hit the consumer market -- and your plate -- sometime in the next two years. (Thanks to Le Petomane)
In training for the upcoming My Little Pony convention.
Commented 3 days ago on AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL! at Dave Barry's Blog
AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!
Woman has taught herself to run and jump like a horse (Thanks to Stan Ruth)
Forget Elvis, Hunter Thompson is alive and unwell.
Commented Jul 11, 2019 on IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? at Dave Barry's Blog
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Logan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe Needless to say the rattlesnake was released after producing a valid Florida driver’s license. (Thanks to Mike B and Nelson from Michigan)
I think curry seagull is pretty exotic. It sounds like it came right out of the Salvatore Dali cookbook.
Commented Jul 9, 2019 on MEANWHILE AT THE TIGGYWINKLES WILDLIFE HOSPITAL at Dave Barry's Blog
MEANWHILE AT THE TIGGYWINKLES WILDLIFE HOSPITAL
‘Exotic’ bird was really just seagull covered in curry powder (Thanks to DaninDallas and Not My Usual Alias)
Who's Surely?
Commented Jun 10, 2019 on SURELY THIS IS SIGNIFICANT at Dave Barry's Blog
SURELY THIS IS SIGNIFICANT
More women are hunting moose in Maine (Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Some good news, finally.”)
There is no word for Barry Manilow.
Commented Jun 7, 2019 on NO WORD ON BARRY MANILOW at Dave Barry's Blog
NO WORD ON BARRY MANILOW
Research by Auto Express magazine and road safety charity IAM RoadSmart has found that heavy-metal music could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel and become almost as extreme as their guitar god heroes. And the calming tones of classical music might not be much better, encouragi...
Sponsored by The Australian Chamber of Commerce.
Commented May 29, 2019 on IF YOU SAY SO at Dave Barry's Blog
IF YOU SAY SO
The popular suggestion that Australia is home to the world’s deadliest snakes is largely a myth, with the risk of bites and death far greater across Asia, Africa and South America, the nation’s science agency has said. (Thanks to Ralph)
That would make him a fartist, no?
Commented Apr 16, 2019 on BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED: HE USES HIS HANDS at Dave Barry's Blog
BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED: HE USES HIS HANDS
Israeli ‘fart’ artist blows away ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ (Thanks to Barry Nester)
Can't they get a self-driving carriage?
Commented Apr 1, 2019 on IN BOCA RATON, THEY'RE LIKE... WHY?? at Dave Barry's Blog
IN BOCA RATON, THEY'RE LIKE... WHY??
The Queen, 92, is to 'give up driving on public roads' following Prince Philip's horror car crash two months ago (Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
Masterful, Mr Dave. Never saw it coming.
Commented Apr 1, 2019 on THE PERFECT STORM at Dave Barry's Blog
THE PERFECT STORM
Squirrels blamed in Chuck E. Cheese's fire. (Thanks to Polar Foil)
Evolutionary Roboticists? Is this even a real thing?
I suspect Robotic Evolutionists.
Either way, what could possibly go right?
Commented Apr 1, 2019 on DO THESE PEOPLE NOT WATCH MOVIES? at Dave Barry's Blog
DO THESE PEOPLE NOT WATCH MOVIES?
Evolutionary roboticists have decided to begin teaching artificial intelligence powered robots to evolve and reproduce. (Thanks to DaninDallas)
I'm converting to Bedouinism.
Commented Mar 29, 2019 on HOWEVER FAR AWAY YOU ARE FROM AUSTRALIA, YOU NEED TO MOVE FARTHER at Dave Barry's Blog
HOWEVER FAR AWAY YOU ARE FROM AUSTRALIA, YOU NEED TO MOVE FARTHER
Enormous shark found with head bitten off by even bigger beast off Australia coast (Thanks to John Lobert)
So many uses...
Commented Mar 29, 2019 on WAIT... WHAT KIND OF LAWSUIT? at Dave Barry's Blog
WAIT... WHAT KIND OF LAWSUIT?
TriHealth drops confetti penis lawsuit, says incident unrelated to bomb threat (Thanks to pharmaross)
and just what are we to make of the hanging banana?
Commented Mar 25, 2019 on AND IN SPORTS at Dave Barry's Blog
AND IN SPORTS
Seagull imitators face off in Belgian championship The video is pretty great. (Thanks to Ralph)
I thought the high temp beverage killed all the fecals that matter
Commented Mar 21, 2019 on WE'LL JUST GRAB A SODA FROM THE MACHINE, THANKS at Dave Barry's Blog
WE'LL JUST GRAB A SODA FROM THE MACHINE, THANKS
1 in 5 office mugs contain faecal matter - and it's probably not your own (Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)
Some salt and pancake battery?
Commented Mar 19, 2019 on GUESS WHAT HE WAS CHARGED WITH at Dave Barry's Blog
GUESS WHAT HE WAS CHARGED WITH
Florida man accused of throwing pancake batter at woman arrested (Thanks to pharmaross and Allen at Division)
All nipples are miracles.
Commented Mar 16, 2019 on AN URGENT PLEA at Dave Barry's Blog
AN URGENT PLEA
Kern County Animal Services in need of Miracle Nipples (Thanks to pharmaross)
Must have another name for it, yes?
Commented Mar 15, 2019 on IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK at Dave Barry's Blog
IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
A worrying new survey has revealed that around half of Brits don’t know where the vagina is (Thanks to Greg Snow)
How long before the bright lights of fashion send their models down the runway wearing one of these numbers?
Commented Mar 15, 2019 on WE'RE NOT SURE THE DOG WOULD FIND THIS PREFERABLE TO BEING EATEN BY COYOTES at Dave Barry's Blog
WE'RE NOT SURE THE DOG WOULD FIND THIS PREFERABLE TO BEING EATEN BY COYOTES
The CoyoteVest. (Thanks to Rebecca Bleser)
that would be known not "know."
Commented Mar 11, 2019 on FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Semi carrying missiles drives into snowbank in north Idaho (Thanks to Craig Roberts)
Received a citation for inattentive driving and maybe starting a missile exchange with a hostile power know for bad haircuts.
Commented Mar 11, 2019 on FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Semi carrying missiles drives into snowbank in north Idaho (Thanks to Craig Roberts)
It just never stops.
Commented Mar 10, 2019 on PARAGLIDING IN AUSTRALIA? at Dave Barry's Blog
PARAGLIDING IN AUSTRALIA?
Watch where you land. (Thanks to Eric Y and Ralph)
When is a python not wild?
Commented Mar 2, 2019 on GRANDMOTHERS IN THE NEWS at Dave Barry's Blog
GRANDMOTHERS IN THE NEWS
Wild python slithers into bedroom and bites grandmother, 75, as she sleeps Texas grandmother rescued after posing on 'iceberg throne’ that drifted out to sea during Iceland vacation (Thanks to Al Barkafski, pharmaross and Rod Nunley)
"Snowy parking lot?"
Commented Feb 28, 2019 on 'I BELIEVE YOU WILL SEE WHY WE HAVE HAD COMPLAINTS ABOUT IT' at Dave Barry's Blog
'I BELIEVE YOU WILL SEE WHY WE HAVE HAD COMPLAINTS ABOUT IT'
Honda owners fined by HOA because car left suggestive shape in parking lot (Thanks to Another Ralph, Rod Nunley, Rick Day, The OssBoss, Le Petomane and Jay Brandes)
As long as there is no sanity clause.
Geezers ho!
Commented Feb 28, 2019 on REMINDER: WE HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS at Dave Barry's Blog
REMINDER: WE HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS
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