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LVPD does not get paid enough.
Commented Nov 7, 2023 on A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY at Dave Barry's Blog
A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
Naked man tussles with Las Vegas cop before stealing, crashing patrol car (Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)
Hold the finger lime on mine.
Commented Nov 7, 2023 on WE ASSUME THEY'RE VENOMOUS at Dave Barry's Blog
WE ASSUME THEY'RE VENOMOUS
Australian Gin Is Infused with Green Ants for a Citrusy Flavor Boost (Thanks to Ralph and Emily, Leslie and w)
TSA is going to be busy this holiday season.
Commented Nov 7, 2023 on NOW SUPPLEMENTED WITH IRON! at Dave Barry's Blog
NOW SUPPLEMENTED WITH IRON!
Tyson recalls 30,000 pounds of chicken nuggets after metal pieces were found inside (Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Steve K, who says "We're not gonna need all this ranch dip.")
"However, humans can, at will, imagine navigating their way through places they have previously visited – for example the corridors of a workplace."
This may also be known as memory.
I think the boffins are showing more imagination than the rats.
Commented Nov 4, 2023 on THANK GOD FOR RESEARCH at Dave Barry's Blog
THANK GOD FOR RESEARCH
Rats may have power of imagination, research reveals (Thanks to The Perts)
Overheating your groin should always be avoided.
Commented Nov 2, 2023 on YET ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU MEN SHOULD NOT USE YOUR MOBILE PHONE WHEN YOU'RE HIGH at Dave Barry's Blog
YET ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU MEN SHOULD NOT USE YOUR MOBILE PHONE WHEN YOU'RE HIGH
High mobile phone use may impact sperm count, study says (Thanks to EricY)
A meter is the name of the yard stick with which the nuns used to whack your knuckles when you were secretly making fart noises in class. As an example.
Commented Oct 7, 2023 on WE'RE GUESSING SHOPLIFTING IS NOT A PROBLEM at Dave Barry's Blog
WE'RE GUESSING SHOPLIFTING IS NOT A PROBLEM
The Shiniuzhai Scenic Area in China’s Hunan Province is home to the world’s most inconvenient convenience store, a small wooden hut perched on the side of a vertical cliff, 120 meters above ground. This would be even more impressive if we knew how much a "meter" is. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Morons on parade.
Commented Sep 8, 2023 on GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
GUYS IN ACTION
Man Calmly Ushers Giant Black Bear Off Patio, Gets Swatted (Thanks to Barry Nester)
This almost legitimizes the man bun.
Almost.
Commented Aug 30, 2023 on NOPE at Dave Barry's Blog
NOPE
The Double Mustache (Thanks to John Lobert)
Bit of a jaunty gate on this one.
Commented Aug 6, 2023 on A GREAT VISUAL *AND* AN EXCELLENT NAME FOR A ROCK BAND at Dave Barry's Blog
A GREAT VISUAL *AND* AN EXCELLENT NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Millipede Shadow (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Sub-art.
Commented Jul 29, 2023 on WHY WE NEED THE INTERNET at Dave Barry's Blog
WHY WE NEED THE INTERNET
This. (Thanks to John Lobert)
This guy got into line a couple of times for some of that Artificial Stupidity.
Commented Jul 26, 2023 on GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
GUYS IN ACTION
This is a video of McCoy Lindquist steering his mini, metal-hulled jetboat onto land, through a campsite, and right onto its boat trailer. (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "But he does have a valid Florida boater’s license.")
Hell no! Not funny, not accurate, not including women on the naming committee.
Commented Jun 30, 2023 on POLL QUESTION FOR THE LADIES: at Dave Barry's Blog
POLL QUESTION FOR THE LADIES:
What do you think about this? (Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Was it a tabby or a puma? These details matter in the world of gobsmactation.
Commented Jun 26, 2023 on TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY at Dave Barry's Blog
TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY
Police gobsmacked after Brit calls 999 to say they're being followed by a cat (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Question: if you have $780,000 to buy an A5 would you really care about a, "move to more affordable communities further away from big cities?"
$780,000 buys a lot of Uber rides to the big city.
Commented Jun 19, 2023 on OH SHUT UP at Dave Barry's Blog
OH SHUT UP
This Flying Car Could Roll Out Sooner Than You Think (Thanks to EricY)
Dudley Do-Right!
Commented May 2, 2023 on CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY at Dave Barry's Blog
CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY
Leafs fan arrested for public intoxication after slapping a horse’s behind Saturday (Thanks to B&C)
Did anyone account for the potential that some people avoid socializing with their trash receptacles?
Commented Apr 15, 2023 on WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? at Dave Barry's Blog
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
University Researchers Unleash Robot Trash Cans in New York City (Thanks to EricY)
Well, at least everyone got a trophy.
Commented Apr 10, 2023 on BUT WE STILL LEAD THE WORLD IN REALITY TV at Dave Barry's Blog
BUT WE STILL LEAD THE WORLD IN REALITY TV
American IQ Scores Have Rapidly Dropped (Thanks to Robert Moats)
Like Charlie Brown, Lucy and kicking the football.
Sheesh!
Commented Apr 1, 2023 on ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE
This is getting ridiculous. (Thanks to many people)
I'd be getting rid of any trapdoors in my house.
Commented Mar 22, 2023 on GUESS WHERE THE BRIGALOW BELT IS* at Dave Barry's Blog
GUESS WHERE THE BRIGALOW BELT IS*
'Rare and giant' trapdoor spider species, Euoplos dignitas, discovered in Brigalow Belt (Thanks to Christopher Shelley, The Fourth George and Robert Moats) *Right below the Brigalow Suspenders.
I ,for one, will not sign the casr.
Commented Feb 27, 2023 on ‘HURT DOWN UNDER’ at Dave Barry's Blog
‘HURT DOWN UNDER’
Aussie adult film star suffers injury during scene (Thanks to John Lobert)
Can also double as a multidimensional Cpap machine. If there anything humans can’t do?
Commented Jan 12, 2023 on THE FUTURE at Dave Barry's Blog
THE FUTURE
It looks more exciting every day. (Thanks to Ron T)
Sounds like the 'Tesla investor' is looking for a few outside sources of capital.
Commented Dec 5, 2022 on SURE at Dave Barry's Blog
SURE
Startup backed by Tesla investor promises $300,000 flying car by 2025: ‘This is not more complicated than a Toyota Corolla’ (Thanks to EricY)
Oh sure, just blame the dog.
Commented Dec 3, 2022 on IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC. at Dave Barry's Blog
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
‘Reckless driver’ turns out to be dog behind wheel in Texas crash (Thanks to Alan Dean)
Squirrel golfers wouldn't even do that!
Commented Dec 3, 2022 on AND IN SPORTS at Dave Barry's Blog
AND IN SPORTS
Mississippi golfer bites off man's nose in argument over game, police say (Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Too late for the meds request, Maybe next time.
Commented Nov 25, 2022 on HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BLOG PEOPLE at Dave Barry's Blog
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BLOG PEOPLE
We’re thankful for you. Don’t ever change. Or stop taking your medications.
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