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I'm finally up and about. Being sick was a total bore though I did manage to wonder down to the kitchen gardens with a blanket and snooze in the sun once I was feeling better. To continue with my day on the 19th of May before I got sick... I read the paper in silence, settling down for a truly enjoyable day. The bar girl disappeared for a break and Jon took over. He sent over another pint when I tipped him the wink but I was surprised when the pint was brought over by the russet haired young man... Continue reading
Posted Jun 1, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I'm still sick, I got far worse over the weekend. Even mother came to see if I was dead. Luckily not. Will write more when up and about. Xxx Continue reading
Posted May 24, 2010 at The Kept Woman
The Kept Woman is missing a truely beautiful day outside. Still tucked up in bed wishing that I wasn't quite so sick. Feel revolting but at least I'm no longer throwing up thank god. Fever has come down too but I feel as weak as a kitten. Food poisoning? Virus? Act of god? Who knows! Continue reading
Posted May 21, 2010 at The Kept Woman
YUK YUK YUK! There is a good chance I'm going to die from this. Feel revolllllting. Continue reading
Posted May 20, 2010 at The Kept Woman
The Kept Woman is as sick as a dog. I have retired to bed to sweat out the fever and continue to throw up at the mention of food. Will continue to post once I'm out of the woods. xxx Continue reading
Posted May 20, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I left the house early again this morning after a very good nights sleep. Pidge and Hatty at my heals, I was dressed in some very old, tatty and faded skinny jeans tucked into my even older Hunter wellies (owned long before Kate Moss and her ilk wore them to festivals I'll add), a couple of cashmere jumpers and scarves and my very old Barbour jacket. The Barbour was actually bought just before I went off to boarding school and still comes 6 inches down my thigh which sadly shows how little I grew once I was packed off. Ah... Continue reading
Posted May 18, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I arrived home to my mother's late to cups of hot coffee and some rather wonderful game pie (wrong season I know, thank god for freezers). Mother was in bed of course but Mrs M up and about to see me settled in. I woke up early so that I could go down and have breakfast with my mother. She looked about as pleased as she ever did when I came home which is not very. I'm never quite sure if she would rather have not had children at all or if she sees me as part of the whole... Continue reading
Posted May 17, 2010 at The Kept Woman
The Kept woman is now on facebook with her own fan page! Just search for The Kept Woman and either add me as a friend or "Like" me and then you can get The Kept Woman updates directly to your own facebook account. Something else to do is to press the facebook "Like" widget on the right hand side of the page. Go on... everyone likes a Kept Woman... KW xxx Continue reading
Posted May 17, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I'm back in the UK. You may well ask me where the hell I've been all these months and I could tell you but instead I'm going to shrug prettily and politely ignore you. I've been to many places these past months and not all of them have been happy or interesting. There are many things I am happy to share with you all - my vice, my viciousness, my sluttery, my love of Alpha - but some that are too unhappy, too damaging to be spoken aloud. Far, far better to quietly close the door and shut the window... Continue reading
Posted May 16, 2010 at The Kept Woman
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Mar 15, 2010
Just the start of Guess Whose Coming to Dinner has been posted. The rest goes up tomorrow. I'm hoping that by teasing you to begin with - showing a bit of leg, as it were - I'll get you hooked until you're begging for more. xxx Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2010 at The Kept Woman
Glad to hear it! I would promise to try to be better now but what are the promises of a Kept Woman, cheat, liar and wanton worth? KW XXX
Toggle Commented Feb 25, 2010 on KW = worst blogger EVER at The Kept Woman
So ages and ages ago I promised to tell you what happened the night after my dream of The Teacher (see Of Dreams and Things). Here it is... I woke up the day after my dream feeling wretched, totally revolting and full of cold. I was a mess and very un Kept Womanish - in need of a wax, facial etc. Well nothing drags me out of sicksville faster than a pamper so I ran off to the salon and was waxed, facial-ed, manicured, pedicured, hair cut and blow dried and I felt like a new woman. Or rather like... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I haven't posted for AGES! Partly because I've been too lazy and partly because I let my typepad account lapse and didn't realise until last week. Whooops. Silly Kept Woman. Will you ever forgive me? xxx Continue reading
Posted Feb 21, 2010 at The Kept Woman
How did it go? I thought for peppercorn sauce you needed fresh ones but I'm very happy to be corrected. Were you cooking solo? XXX
It was a quiet weekend here in Beijing. Alpha and I ate out a couple of times at local restaurants and I hit the gym. I can really feel it today and my knee hurts (arrgh! those first twinges of old age!) Tonight my program consists of a bath and an early night. Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I'm lying on the bathroom floor right now sending this via my iPhone. The soft mat is nicely cushioning me from the hard tiles and the heated floor makes me warm and sleepy. I've just had a nice orgasm and I'm thinking about having another before I get dressed for this evening. I love a pre party orgasms- no rouge gives you quite so becoming a blush. What are your plans for tonight? Continue reading
Posted Jan 8, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I am absolutely freezing. The Weather Channel informs me that right now, this very moment, it is -11 °C . This, incidentally, is also today's expected high. The low, in case you are interested, is -19 °C which is very, very cold indeed. Every winter I forget just how bloody cold Beijing gets in January and this seems to be a particularly tough one. I may be native gold under my clothes but no one will see as the idea of stripping to my pants fills me with horror. Mind you, even if someone could induce me to get nude... Continue reading
Posted Jan 5, 2010 at The Kept Woman
I've just arrived back in dear old Beijing. Great tan and lovely man in tow. The one down side? The weather channel says it's -12 but feels like -22 with the wind chill. Super. Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2010 at The Kept Woman
Happy New Year darlings. What will 2010 bring you? Continue reading
Posted Dec 30, 2009 at The Kept Woman
Ughhhhhh... soooo much alcohol. Need to detox and stop drinking. Hello boring Beijing January. Continue reading
Posted Dec 30, 2009 at The Kept Woman
Merry, Merry Christmas darlings. My skin has gone from delish, creamy, english rose to native golden brown and I'm living in my bikini and wedges. Must dash now... Alpha is waving a bottle of sun screen with a wicked leer on his face... Continue reading
Posted Dec 26, 2009 at The Kept Woman
Sorry darlings, I'm too lazy to post. The weather is amazing and picking up my laptop seems rather like work. See you at the beach? Continue reading
Posted Dec 22, 2009 at The Kept Woman
Well my dears I still haven't written about last week. My dear Alpha is away again (until tomorrow) and the bad dreams are back. I'm exhausted and have so much to do before Alpha returns and we go on holiday on Friday. I can't wait. This little Kept Woman intends to spend 2 weeks solid working on her tan. Where are you going for Christmas? Continue reading
Posted Dec 15, 2009 at The Kept Woman
Quietly now, Alpha is tucked up in bed and I wouldn't wake him for the world. This is one very happy Kept Woman quietly undressing and tiptoeing back to bed to wrap herself around her dearest love and best delight. Continue reading
Posted Dec 11, 2009 at The Kept Woman