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Hooray! I so agree. And abandoning the book can be totally private. Wish the same held for some of the awful movies, plays, performances I've sat through. Walking out is so embarrassing.
Stop Reading
by Erin Mitchell I like to advocate reading. I believe more reading makes the world a better place. That reading is the best and strongest hope for humanity. That reading matters. There are, however, times when you need to stop reading. Specifically, any time you're more than 5 pages (or scree...
Makes sense to me as it is, Lynne (I love lawyer jokes). My next door neighbour BTW is another Lynne. Eats, Shoots and Leaves is on my reference shelf--wonderful book. Hope she has second thoughts about fighting the good punctuation fight. Meaning changes aside, punctuation marks are a boon to the reader. Check Alice Munro's writing--no problem reading that either silently or out loud. Now try some of the modern run-on style. You will either run out of breath or struggle to hold the thread.
The dreaded apostrophe (and other subjects, possibly)
Lynne Patrick I’ve been part of the Dead Guys team for more than six years now, wearing several different hats; there are Wednesdays which follow a pretty routine week, when I sit and stare at the screen for far too long, wondering what the heck I can post about that I haven’t said before half a ...
So long as you can still recite the names of Disney's seven dwarfs you are okay (Mordecai Richler).
Totally agree with you re novels and short stories--different leagues for sure in the effort department.
Enjoyed your post. Hope you do more.
I'll never forget whatsitsname
Hi, I’m Maureen Carter standing in – OK, sitting down – for Lynne Patrick. Lynne, who’s currently in France no doubt sampling a soupçon or two of the local wine, published my first crime novel more than a decade ago. Merci beaucoup, Lynne. Since then I’ve produced ten more books, several short st...
"To thine own self be true..." eh?
I'm waiting for the swelled head phase. Would be nice for a little while anyway.
Enjoyed your post. Well done.
From Meager Soil
BENJAMIN LEROY Today’s the day we give the United States a high five and wish it a happy 237th birthday. For some, it’s a celebration of the United States (I keep fighting the urge to say, “America”) declaring its independence and self-determining its way into the future. I’d like to explore tha...
Include me as well in the "Is this any good or am I wasting my time?" group. That thought has such a pernicious effect: a peculiar ennui and a tendency to procrastinate that puts THE END so far away. I suggest that those "fresh eyes" at an earlier stage, particularly in novel writing, might be the way to go; get the fire going again.
The perils of alpha reading
Lynne Patrick Three times in the past few months, I’ve been asked to read intermediate or final drafts of work-in-progress by writer friends or relations. I’m reading one at the moment. I think they call it being an alpha reader, though I make no claim to being an alpha anything at all. I occasio...
That last paragraph made me LOL. Saw the same scenario recently at a coffee shop with four twenty-some year old women sitting in a booth all texting. I waited for one of them to look up and verbally share something of note in the text but it never happened. Could they have been texting one another? Brave New World indeed. The only good of this that I can think of is remembering my own daughter's sleepovers and the din of giggling, gabbing teenagers. Texting, at least, is quiet.
The Sleepover
Josh Getzler Last night, after months of first negotiation then anticipation, the Newman-Getzlers hosted a sleepover party for our daughters. They both have birthdays during the summer, so they rarely have had parties with school friends. That’s how we ended up with six girls under the age of 12...
Excellent post--a stimulus for us in the trenches to keep writing and submitting.
Your Audience is Not Disgruntled
by Erin Mitchell Several recent experiences have underscored for me that while the rampant “solve a problem” marketing works for some products and services, it is not ideal for books. Ask any MBA, and she will tell you that in order to have an effective marketing plan, you must first answer, “Wh...
My wife and I are great fans of British crime series on TV but the number of bodies, especially in sleepy Midsomer, is challenging credibility, I agree. But somehow, Morris and even Lewis don't create the same feeling even with the constant Oxford setting. Perhaps it's the knowledge that the student population changes on a regular basis. And Agatha, bless her, moves Poirot right out of the country from time to time. We started with Poirot and he continues to be our favourite (Foyle's War aside).
Making sense of place
Lynne Patrick We did get to Guernsey, for four delicious days. We walked on the cliff path, explored old haunts, found one or two new ones, watched a sunset, walked some more, ate far too many scrumptious things that weren’t at all good for us and came home yesterday feeling relaxed and recharged...
Thank goodness there are still readers out there like you. That's exactly what I like to read (and write)as well. There is enough sick reality on the TV news, in my opinion. Choosing it for reading pleasure? Not my cup of tea (I am also a fan of classic British mystery dramas on PBS).
Malice Domestic
Meriel Patrick, guest blogging on behalf of Lynne Some time ago, I started reading a crime novel that had been on my to-read list for quite a while. Within a few pages, it became obvious that the first victim was a small child, and my heart sank. In fact, I still haven't finished the novel. Now, ...
I agree, too, BUT why not add that one sentence to the form rejection letter that says why the piece was turned down? Is it to discourage an author from submitting anything else? Was the work that bad?
There is the rare editor, however, who disobeys the "rules of engagement." I've just had a short story rejected by an e-magazine with the usual "not right for us" but following was a simple sentence "I thought the story took too long in preparing the neighbour's death." I hope he doesn't get fired, because I plan to submit other work to him. He's given me something to go on. A free edit--gold.
Practising what I preach
Lynne Patrick After a pretty good couple of years back on the freelance trail, everything seems to have gone quiet. So, just for the record, any rumours you may have heard of my retirement are greatly exaggerated. Such editing skills as I possess remain at the disposal of aspiring or established ...
Spent Christmas in Ottawa last year and observed the new generation (my grandchildren) first hand. The three-year-old was having his rationed time on the family Mac trying out new kids' interactive games (he manages the mouse like a pro). All at once, in an apparent panic, he called over his seven-year-old sister. "There's no menu! Where's the menu! I need a menu!"
At that moment, I aged ten years, I swear.
Progress - or just change?
Lynne Patrick I think I must be getting old. I was watching a sitcom on TV the other night, and a boy of about twelve unearthed some old 78 records in his grandmother’s attic. He asked, ‘What are these round things, gran? Place mats?’ It gets worse. She replied, ‘They’re what we played music on b...
Your latest post is so me right now--two novels ready to go, edited to the hilt, same good vibes from readers I trust, published a number of times and yet, like you, I'm feeling a creeping ennui. Rejections, I can still handle, but it's the zero responses from acquisition editors that gall me. What does it take to not instantly hit the delete button or toss my snail mail query directly into the trash bucket? I realize that the supply-demand ratio is astronomical but I don't find that an acceptable excuse for rudeness. The considerable effort that goes into every writer's creation, in my opinion, deserves at least a modicum of respect.
So there, from a grumpy old man, who has just checked his skin and finds that it is getting thinner--alarmingly so.
Anyone know a good dentist?
Lynne Patrick One of the first experienced-based pieces of advice I’ve always given to aspiring writers who seek my help at workshops or through my editorial consultancy is take care of your teeth. It’s a very rare and exceptional writer who doesn’t need strong ones, because we get kicked in them...
Take your ear plugs to the latest James Bond movie, too, Lynne. Don't know what it is: smaller theatres, half empty house or care less projectionists (or whatever they are called these days)but the sound settings are painful to me and I am partially deaf. How people, especially the young, with normal hearing can abide that din, Lord only knows. Spoiled an otherwise good Bond flick.
The film of the book
Lynne Patrick I don’t often go to the cinema; live theatre floats my boat far more effectively, and to my mind requires a lot more ingenuity and imagination, and only marginally less technical skill. But the pantomime season is still with us, and there’s only so much Behind You! and Oh no it isn’...
It's what we look for as mystery readers (and try to produce as writers): a can't-put-it-down, want more kind of novel. Seeing our favourite sleuth's name on a new book's jacket (and author's name, of course)is a real draw--almost a guarantee that it will be as absorbing a read as the last one.
I think it is the brave writer who abandons a successful series and strikes out in an entirely new direction. A challenge to be sure, but will readers follow? They will if you are a Reginald Hill. How about The Woodcutter? Didn't need Dalziel or Pascoe.
The woman who has everything. Almost.
Lynne Patrick It’s traditionally men who are impossible to buy gifts for, but I freely confess that I’m probably more difficult than the most difficult man you know. I don’t collect china figurines or anything to do with owls. I don’t have the kind of social life which justifies jewellery or clot...
Problem is: reviewers are largely perceived by much of the general public as all-knowing individuals when deciding what is good reading/theatre/music/dance/art material(If they don't like it, I probably won't either sort of thing). And if the reader buys the book or attends the play, etc. despite a negative review, those flaws are in his/her mind like a bad itch.
I'm reminded of a famous short story (author of which I can't remember) in which a beautiful woman in conversation laments on her "awful red hands." Thereafter, her beauty disappears in the eyes of the listener and only those awful red hands command his attention.
A Who the hell am I? moment
Lynne Patrick This isn’t an insecure existential (or whatever) crisis about the nature of identity or the meaning of my paltry existence. Typepad won’t let me put italics on the title. It should read Who the hell am I? So skip the existential bit, and the stuff about identity and existence; the q...
Interesting comments recently from my sister, a voracious reader, who had just read my latest novel through for a second time (must have run out of reading material) and in a tone of some surprise said, "You actually write well." She admitted that the first time through any mystery novel, the plot holds all of her focus (how's this going to end sort of thing)and not the quality of the writing. Perhaps that's why Fay Weldon has been so successful. The plot's the thing, eh? (as we Canadians say).
Words, words, words
Lynne Patrick A confession: about eight Wednesdays out of ten, I sit at the computer to compose my Dead Guy post without the smallest idea what I’m going to post about. Occasionally, though less so recently, something has happened during the week which puts me in rant mode. Sometimes the main foc...
Hard to believe authors really do that, although I guess with ranks of thousands to millions of us, some rotten apples are inevitable. In fact, rot seems to be more and more a factor in the whole cyber world these days.
Word of mouth still has some honesty I think. If you tout a book to your friends, it had better be good--a slow but ethical way to get your book promoted--a method shunned, I suspect, by the authors you describe above.
How about some words re independent book reviewers--on-line or conventional press? I like your tell-it-like-it-is style.
Piling On isn't Right, Either, But I Do It Anyway
BENJAMIN LEROY (@tyrusbooks) This month’s big distraction from quality books (the thing about publishing we should be celebrating) is the sock puppetry of online reviews, the puppeteers, and ultimately worthless discussions about the ethical implications of the behavior (present company included...
I know what you mean. In my first novel, a minor character (thank goodness)changed from Iris to Mary in less than one page! Unfortunately, the change was over leaf and missed by me (a hundred plus times), my editor and the copy editor. Oddly enough, not a single reader reported the glitch. I think that's what saves us all--the readers are so into the story that they just skip over all these errors.
So what does an editor do, exactly?
Lynne Patrick Once upon a time the label I attached to myself when people asked how I spent my working life was writer. In those days I’d get the usual questions and comments: are you famous? should I have heard of you? where do you get your ideas? oh, I keep thinking my life would make a book. T...
Couldn't agree with you more. Launched all of mine at our local theatre centre and a good time was had by all. My publisher did kick in money for it but I'd have put the thing on myself anyway. Nothing like friends and neighbours to heighten the glow. Got sales going, too.
Book Launches
Doubtless you’ll all be glad to know that Lynne will return from her travels next week, but I’m afraid that in the meantime you have to put up with me once more. This week I’ve been pondering the idea of the book launch, as I have one coming up on September 14the for my new novel, Come the Fear....
Amen, Chris (and welcome, too). You might also add the glut of indie reviewers to the poor reader's quandary. An interesting blog post might be a way through all this glut for the book buyers who are on tight budgets these days.
The Indies
First of all, thanks to Lynne Partick for asking me to sub for her while she’s off in (hopefully) sunny France. I'm Chris Nickson, and first as my publisher, now as my editor, I owe Lynne a huge debt, and she’s become a greatly treasured friend. But I’m not going to talk about my books; after all...
Rejections: a sensitive topic indeed; "sensitive" being the key word. Without this quality I doubt that one can be a writer; at least a fiction writer. To not take rejections personally, I think is impossible for a writer of any experience. I did have to reach the end almost of your post to find it--"maybe it's time to draw the line...." I know the feeling. After months and months of making one's novel the best one can, a rejection stings and a stimulus to slog on vanishes.
And how does one make it better (see above)? Outside advice surely and best of all for me would be just a few words by the acquisitions editor as to what turned her/him off. You were most fortunate to get the rejection you did: something to encourage and build on. This is rare. In fact, in my considerable rejection experience, it's non-existant. Form letters all. Perhaps my work didn't merit anything more. See? There is that sensitivity thing again.
Back where I started
Lynne Patrick Before I launch into what I really want to post about today, I need to say this: I’m very glad indeed that Saturday isn’t my Dead Guy day. On Saturday I think I was in shock, along with most of the USA’s population. Dale said what was needed, and I have little to add, except to me t...
Does this mean that when company arrives I can stop hiding my latest mystery read under a copy of the Satanic Verses on the coffee table?
Jet lag, btw, is always worse going west to east I find.
Before I go to...
I don’t get jetlag. Correction. I’ve never had jetlag before this year. My journeys across the Atlantic reached double figures some time ago if you count there and back again as two, and aside from a depressed appetite (no bad thing!) and a couple of very early nights at the beginning of each vac...
As one of the "two or three" of your regular readers, I wish you a great holiday. Sounds like you are due for one. Let someone else take your place in front of the bulldozer.
Good news and bad news
Lynne Patrick It’s been that kind of week: something good, hotly chased by something a lot less good. Which, I suppose, is a kind of the balance and harmony the world could use a lot more of. Except that the bad things seem to stay around for longer, and some bad things are never balanced out at ...
Why torture yourself if you don't have to? Pass on the work (sub-genres)that isn't your cup of tea. One of the stimuli for writing crime novels is the diversity of reader taste and the number of sub-genres in which to fit. I love Ruth Birmingham novels; hate Jeffrey Deaver. Weird? Maybe, but there's money to be made in the Birmingham mode. Still lots of us out there who are turned off by sadism and angst-ridden protagonists. Publishing is all about making money is it not? Good business to cover the whole market unbiased, I would think. Glad I'm not an editor.
Not my cup of tea
Lynne Patrick Mostly I love my work. This week for instance: I’ve put two budding authors in touch with agents, who I hope will enjoy reading the projects as much as I did, and also see the same potential and do what’s needed to turn potential into success. I like to think I had a hand in moving ...
I enjoy conferences; even helped organize a few. Aside from the fun and writing tips I get, I like the contact with so many fellow authors. True, some have very large egos and play the grand role, but most are everyday folk like me. It offsets the depression I experience when I go into a book store and see miles of books in my genre. Small frog; big pond for sure. But it's nice to know that the pond is largely populated by people with whom I can identify. Keeps me writing.
Work and play
Lynne Patrick It’s been a more than usually interesting week. Last Thursday, the day Josh left London, I was there myself on a pleasure jaunt, though the timing was wrong and we didn’t get to meet. Which was a pity, as it would have made a lovely day even better, but maybe another year. And now I...
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