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"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, And I'll show you a house that's not clean..." George Carlin (Wonderful wino). And keep your bison off my lawn!
Toggle Commented May 14, 2016 on FATHER'S DAY IS COMING at Dave Barry's Blog
Now this low mileage beauty belonged to a little old lady from Pasadena we buried last Sunday.
Toggle Commented May 14, 2016 on THIS IS NOT A JOKE at Dave Barry's Blog
DRD. Some assembly required.
Toggle Commented May 7, 2016 on INCREDIBLY, NOT IN FLORIDA at Dave Barry's Blog
So, the wedding went off without a hitch.
Kardashians have bigger rear ends
See - a dog IS a man's best friend. Cats only bring home socks and underwear.
Toggle Commented Mar 31, 2016 on GOOD BOY, DUDE! at Dave Barry's Blog
One usually has to pay extra for this service.
Toggle Commented Mar 31, 2016 on STATE OF ROMANCE at Dave Barry's Blog
LeDud. Redbacks can and do kill humans. Its the Aussie relative of the US Black Widow.
Its nature imitating art. In this case the art is What We Do In The Shadows - Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3416742/
See the difference being coxless makes? Any sensible boat would move AWAY from Australia.
Toggle Commented Jan 25, 2016 on SEND IT TO WASHINGTON at Dave Barry's Blog
NC if you get a Kindle, no one can tell from the outside what book you're reading. They might just be able to guess from your expression...
Toggle Commented Jul 29, 2012 on FIFTY SHADES OF OUTRAGE at Dave Barry's Blog
You should see Booby Dingle and Bottoms before you get to Dorking.
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2012 on TIME-TRAVEL OLYMPIC UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
As a regular reader of the blog, I can assure Peter that the comments don't stop just because a name is in a non-English language, e.g. Wang.
Toggle Commented Jul 22, 2012 on UPDATE: TE PUKE HIGH at Dave Barry's Blog
>Thankfully here in the good old US of A we have public education. I have got bad news for you Wingnut. This school IS public education in New Zealand. Admittedly it is in a fairly wealthy area, but it is part of our public school system. Any poor kid in Te Puke can go there.
Toggle Commented Jul 22, 2012 on HIGH SCHOOL OF THE WEEK at Dave Barry's Blog
Can you remember how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?
Toggle Commented Jul 21, 2012 on ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES at Dave Barry's Blog
Seems a pretty good subject for a computer virus.
Toggle Commented Jul 21, 2012 on NEXT: SNOOKI at Dave Barry's Blog
Its actually pronouced Tea pook eee with three separate sounds. It is is the Maori laguage and just means "the hill". However, don't let that stop you making barf jokes.
Toggle Commented Jul 21, 2012 on HIGH SCHOOL OF THE WEEK at Dave Barry's Blog
They'll tell us what they want. Now.
Toggle Commented Jul 20, 2012 on A REASON TO GO ON LIVING at Dave Barry's Blog
Do try a bit of cottaging while you are there.
Toggle Commented Jul 20, 2012 on SPANGING THE WOLLYNACKER at Dave Barry's Blog
Two helicopters full of SEALS should be about right.
Eccentrica Gallumbits??? http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Eccentrica_Gallumbits
Toggle Commented Jul 19, 2012 on BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN at Dave Barry's Blog
I wouldn't go back to that carwash.
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2012 on A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY at Dave Barry's Blog
The Barry way with words is strong in him. I oarticularly liked "I hugged and kissed more men in these few days then I have in all my years in San Francisco"
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2012 on FATHER OF THE GROOM at Dave Barry's Blog
Richard Pryor always used to calll the front row the "Garden Row" for a similar reason.
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2012 on SEND THIS TIGER TO WASHINGTON at Dave Barry's Blog
Tax the piranha farms. (Vetinari reference)
Toggle Commented Jul 16, 2012 on WHY WE LOVE FREE ENTERPRISE at Dave Barry's Blog