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DaninIA
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Siouxie, I was going to say the same thing! they could be twins!
NJ STRUMPDATE
Bestselling crime author and New Jersey resident Harlan Coben admires the Swordmobile.
tosses a^
IT'S TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Officials tell the Jersey Journal they still don't know why a gunman robbing a gas station near the Holland Tunnel was carrying a potato in his left hand, but one Jersey City officer speculates he may have been trying to silence his gun with the vegetable. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
So true! always better to be protected! stray bullets can be hell!
SPORTY, YET PRACTICAL
The bulletproof shirt. (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
Casey some of us would have appreciated before and after pictures of the landscape.
HE'S WELCOME IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
Police: Drunk man mowed neighbor's lawn (Thanks to Mike Ester and Matt Filar)
He was just transfering the potato after he relized that it was not having the desired affect he wanted down the back of his pants.
IT'S TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Officials tell the Jersey Journal they still don't know why a gunman robbing a gas station near the Holland Tunnel was carrying a potato in his left hand, but one Jersey City officer speculates he may have been trying to silence his gun with the vegetable. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Siouxie, are you sure its bullets that their shooting at you?
Myself.....I shoot blanks
SPORTY, YET PRACTICAL
The bulletproof shirt. (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
Cheesehead I grew up in that neighbor state. (God I wish I was back there) I miss the lakes.
Another is what IOWA stands for...Idoits Out Walking Around.
Of course then there is.. Why doesn't Iowa have a professional Football team? Cause then Minnesota would want one too.
IOWA
Land of Crazy Fun (Thanks to Siouxie)
Takes out errant g from above
IOWA
Land of Crazy Fun (Thanks to Siouxie)
Mines the little John Deere. Not the size that matters but the ....oh nevermind..
I just wish I hgad a bigger tractor and a larger deck!
http://www.nearmintheroes.com/comedy/blue-collar-comedy-tour-big-deck-starring-drew-carey
IOWA
Land of Crazy Fun (Thanks to Siouxie)
Oh the excitment of IA.
Getting stuck behind this group (or any tractor for that matter) and not being able to pass them for 1/2 hour is a cause for road rage!
IOWA
Land of Crazy Fun (Thanks to Siouxie)
wait. it isnt men dressing badly. its stupidly. men dressing badly would be wearing plaid bermuda shorts, a paisley shirt, white knee sox, and sandals. my late dad would wear that get up, and not understand why nobody would go anywhere with him...
Posted by: queensbee | June 10, 2009 at 10:01 AM
I agree Queen! The socks needed to be black!
MEN DRESSING BADLY
It's getting to be an epidemic. (Thanks to catmanmax and Jeff Meyerson)
Thats what you get for sitting in sniffers row!
WOMEN'S SHOES
They are nothing but trouble. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Baron vonKlyff, Siouxie and Bob "Brogan" Brogan)
Thanks Cliff...I mean Ken
PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY
Tomorrow is National Donut Day. (Thanks to jon harris)
yes we were Celibrate while Celebrating.
GAY PENGUINS UPDATE
Congratulations are in order. (Thanks to Siouxie and Danny)
"Waterproof and Sweatproof Bust Shadows and Highlighters" OK but what about ...ah...oh nevermind.
I'll just add that I hate the taste of makeup.
gums up the tongue.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS
...it’s the perfect brush for achieving natural looking, undetectable cleavage! (Thanks to Danny)
Siouxie, that is what I thought.
The no kids thing is perfect timing!
About 8 years ago I attended a cable convention in Orlando and a group of us were celibrating on pleasure island (I'm thinking a wednesday night?).
My boss sent myself and another niave co-worker into a certain bar to check it out for seating of our whole group. The problem was there was only one way in and one way out on the other side.
Knowing they were laughing at us on the other side the Co-worker and I stayed a while and came out the place without our shirts and holding hands.
The look on their faces was priceless
GAY PENGUINS UPDATE
Congratulations are in order. (Thanks to Siouxie and Danny)
I wonder if I'll run into them next week during "Gay Week" @ Disney...
Posted by: Siouxie | June 04, 2009 at 09:57 AM
Siouxie? are you trying to tell us something? NTTATWWT.
Boo, yes
GAY PENGUINS UPDATE
Congratulations are in order. (Thanks to Siouxie and Danny)
Doesn't MA have Subways?
ALWAYS LOOK BEFORE YOU BITE
Missing baby found in Sandwich (Thanks to Allen at Division)
Can't believe this has not been said yet!
So she's trying to get her business up.
ATTENTION, MALE JOB-SEEKERS
Positions are available. (Thanks to Danny)
"Judge Richards sentenced Spuchess to a 12-month prison term, but released him on immediate parole."
So he got off on grabbing the officers testicles.
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
(Thanks to DavCat)
Don't do it Justin! Just say you work in a fish market!
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE SEX PISTOLS
Foul Genital Odor (Thanks to Justin Beland)
"Clark's Fish Camp is famous for exotic foods like alligator tail"
Obviously the Alligator in question was looking for some tail.
THUS EXPLAINING THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
Owner Finds Alligator In Restaurant Bathroom (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Sarcasmo, not just adolescent boys.
HUH?
Air Sex (Thanks to Drew Harchick)
When these come out it can't be pretty. What does formaldehyde do to digestive syatem? Will they come out whole so he can at least return them to the school?
IS OUR BIOLOGY STUDENTS LEARNING?
Key Quote: "What was I eating?" the boy recalled asking. Testicles, the students replied. (Thanks to Siouxie)
Hey I got posted!
Thanks Dave!
LET'S MAKE IT AN OLYMPIC SPORT
(Thanks to Dan)
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