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Fawn Amber
Little Rock, AR
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I'll flirt with you, Pal. I need to brush up on my skills anyway, seeing as how i have given up the online dating. Also, I am totally the love child of Carrie Bradshaw and Joan Jett on the inside - a rock chick with a fierce body and a healthy shoe collection. You know, they have places that do pin-up portraits...could be fun, yeah?
Toggle Commented Jan 4, 2012 on Who are you on the inside? at Bye Bye, Pie!
Oh, and that inflatable toast is just what I need to go along with my steady carb-heavy diet of ramen noodles. So sign me up for THAT.
So, when you decide to mix things up, you don't really half-ass it, do you? New (lighter!) innards, new job, new(ish) hair, new mortgage loan, new blog layout, new singlehood. I definitely think what you need now is NEW KITTENS.
HOORAY FOR GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!!!!!! Also? You clearly get your memory from your mother!
Toggle Commented Apr 21, 2011 on June at six at Bye Bye, Pie!
Favorite song has always been "Never Surrender" by Corey Hart. It was released around the time my stepfather married my mother, to my horror, and I was all full of pre-pubescent angst and made sure that EVERYTHING was about ME. I'm not like that now at all... Least favorite song that comes to mind is "Take My Breath Away" from Top Gun. To this day, that song makes me want to pull my hair out of my head and choke the singer...UGH! I'm also really tired of that stupid "All Summer Long" song...as if "Sweet Home Alabama" wasn't played enough.
Toggle Commented Apr 18, 2011 on Cause I'm free! Freelancing! at Bye Bye, Pie!
Braille lens = DYING... I loved BOTH of those songs - "Ring my Bell" and "To be REEEEAL!" I think June and I would have had us a big time in high school. Where I went, though, everyone was into Motley Crue. I had to listen to Debbie Gibson in the closet. Well, not literally. Although sort of, since my bedroom also doubled as the laundry room. And yes, I recorded things onto cassettes from the radio. We had it ROUGH...
This is why I love this place....thanks, all!
Toggle Commented Apr 13, 2011 on Pink pink pink pink. Pink blog. at Bye Bye, Pie!
Oh! How I have missed you guys! I am once again gainfully employed and, as a result, can now afford the internet again. YAY! OJ - girl. There are few things scarier than being on the phone with your kid and knowing you are powerless to protect them. Good on you for giving VS an earful today! LOVE the pink blog!! It will take me a week to catch up....have I missed anything important??
Toggle Commented Apr 13, 2011 on Pink pink pink pink. Pink blog. at Bye Bye, Pie!
Sigh... I met my last husband online and he was batshit crazy. Not that that has stopped me, no sirree. Hulk is right though, it is easier for women. I vote for the cooking class, although women with kids aren't going to have the time for something like that. Or stick with the sports bars. The coolest chicks really do hang out there (ahem). Also, I must be assy because I am not an animal lover. I'm down with being a sister wife if anyone else is available? Zadge? Duffylou?
Toggle Commented Mar 22, 2011 on Pieces of Wisdom--Get Hulk a Woman at Bye Bye, Pie!
It wasn't fireworks...trust me, I too live in Arkansas and actually used to live in that town. We are as freaked out about this as everyone else. DID YOU HEAR that another 500 birds of that same species dropped dead in Louisiana TODAY???? NOW I am freaking out!
My Wish List: New Boobs Season tickets to the Razorbacks Season tickets to the Colts - and a private jet to get me to all of the games A new camaro And of course, world peace.
Toggle Commented Dec 21, 2010 on Pieces of Wisdom--Greed Edition at Bye Bye, Pie!
Can dropping the F bomb in honor of June be my RAoK??
Toggle Commented Dec 16, 2010 on A Great Injustice at Bye Bye, Pie!
** ding and DANG. Hate Self.
Toggle Commented Dec 16, 2010 on A Great Injustice at Bye Bye, Pie!
Oh my God. I always double space after periods. I do not think I can stop. ACCKKK!!!! I will sign that ding and dong petition!! RAT BASTARDS!!! Poor Marvin.
Toggle Commented Dec 16, 2010 on A Great Injustice at Bye Bye, Pie!
I love, love, LOVE that movie! I haven't watched it yet this year but I guess I'll be needing to pop it into the DVD player tonight. And because we are talking about Love, Actually, I've just typed every bit of this comment with a British accent in my head. I am weird. This is not new information.
Sigh....Love me some Hulk. I haven't done my RAoK yet. I need to get my butt in gear, like Anita. I have no idea what chicken satay with peanut sauce is, but it sounds delightful. Am off to Google.
I'm the opposite of normal. At least, as far as southern gals go. I didn't go to cotillion, I don't call every soft drink "Coke," and bad grammar drives me absolutely batty. Plus, you know, I'm a bit obsessive about football. And have been divorced...more than once. NOT NORMAL. Who wants to be normal, though?? BORING!!! LOVE THE PHOTO COMPARISON.
Toggle Commented Dec 7, 2010 on Pieces of wisdom: Why be normal? at Bye Bye, Pie!
Taye Diggs...damn. We're doing this again today, are we? I will never get any work done...
Toggle Commented Nov 3, 2010 on Pieces of Lesbianism Wednesday at Bye Bye, Pie!
Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon. (This is my go-to insult of the hot dog down a hallway variety)
Toggle Commented Nov 2, 2010 on Pieces of Wisdom: Your Five at Bye Bye, Pie!
153 comments??? My, we are a horny bunch, yes?? For the swinger list, I'd have to go Scarlett Johansson. And as long as we're going there, her hubby was in my original 5. Might as well make it a sandwich. :)
Toggle Commented Nov 2, 2010 on Pieces of Wisdom: Your Five at Bye Bye, Pie!
I made Hulk's list!?!?! Seriously, I can now die happy.... (How YOU doin??)
Toggle Commented Nov 2, 2010 on Pieces of Wisdom: Your Five at Bye Bye, Pie!
This? Is why I don't have pets. I don't do doo-doo. I cannot BELIEVE someone shares my numero uno BUT for me it is... 1. Peyton Manning 2. Robert Downey Jr. 3. Keith Urban 4. Ryan Reynolds 5. George Clooney Sigh....
Toggle Commented Nov 2, 2010 on Pieces of Wisdom: Your Five at Bye Bye, Pie!
Make June Do It!! I want to see you use that tutorial card thingy to re-create the nude smoky eye...Smoky? Smokey? Anyhow. I covet that eyeshadow set but I want to see it used to create fabulous eyes before I plunk down the cash.... Are we still making June do stuff?
Toggle Commented Oct 25, 2010 on In which June loses her skin at Bye Bye, Pie!
Seriously Tammi V.V.??? Because the ravine between my eyebrows is the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. Well, you know, aside from my exes.
Toggle Commented Oct 22, 2010 on Conspicuous Consumer at Bye Bye, Pie!
I too am a TOTAL makeup junkie - shocking, I know. I have tried the Smashbox primer but not WITH the foundation - that must have been the key because I was unimpressed. They opened a Sephora here not too long ago. It was like the mother ship was calling me. I love that store. I thought the vet already determined Edsel's genetic makeup (see what I did there?)
Toggle Commented Oct 22, 2010 on Conspicuous Consumer at Bye Bye, Pie!