A friend was telling me about a "promise oath" that one of her daughter's friends was taking: apparently some pseudoreligous ceremony in which the 16-year old girl swore not to have sex, drink, or do drugs until she was older. Friend suggested it would be "interesting" to see what I would do if my daughter had the same idea (in 14 years). I said I'd try to rescue her from the cult. The meet and greet, though: new school, new teachers, new friends, new marital status, new hot moms.... Good luck in all things. You've been my daddybloggin' polestar.