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Perhaps because we were talking vampirism, a dear friend mentioned the Twilight dildo as we were having dinner. "What, does it have Edward's face plastered across the glans?" I asked. "No, much worse. The site advertises that one can put it in the refrigerator to achieve the desired effect." I, who normally have a cast-iron stomach, came close to losing it.
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