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Fawn Amber
Central Arkansas
Lover of all things pop culture.
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Well. That's just some bullshit.
Update on Tallulah
The vet called. There's a growth at the bottom of her bladder that is either cancer or just a really bad infection. The vet is 50/50 on it. What we do next is give her a new antibiotic and see if that clears up her infection. We go back in about a week. Anyone who gives me any goddamn advice wil...
But what about the velvet hangers? Do you love them? Did they really free up space in the closet? I covet them but I am skeptical.
Belle Waddling
Gone With the Wind was on TCM last night, did you watch it? I did. I thought I'd tune in to that movie for once, see what it was all about. Am I the only person who watches a movie 496 times like that? I watched it TWO TIMES IN A ROW the day before Thanksgiving, while I was getting ready. I also...
In fairness to June, I went to high school with a girl and her last name, La Croix, was pronounced La Croy. And her dad was a doctor. Although this is Arkansas, so, there's that. Superb pronunciation. We are famous for it.
ForgotTitle
When Ned and I weren't letting love lift us up where we belong this weekend, we were playing with an app. I know. We've turned into those people. We might as well get a leather sectional. It's called Karen, and she's a life coach, and she's, you know, like a live person. Well, not really live, b...
At the office I am hyper-organized and tidy. Color-coded files, labels, bins, etc. At the home I share with a messy man and three oblivious teenagers? Please. It is a lost cause. All I can do is try to keep the crumbs and piles of ALL OF THE THINGS to a manageable level.
I cannot believe that I missed the whole Delta Fawn thread and that I didn't get a single shout out. I simply must start commenting more often before you guys forget me.
Am gussied up for work today because my hair was cooperating. I used to get gussied up for dates but since he put a ring on it, this is as exciting as it gets. It's a Thursday and I am not in jeans and sneakers. Huge!
Here's to you, Mrs. Gardens
We've been back from Michigan for nine days. About nine MINUTES into our return, Ned had unpacked and put his suitcase away nicely. I don't even know where his suitcase lives. In his closet? Unsure. Hey. I'm unpacked, at least. I think. Lemme open that thing and check. ...Okay, there was one p...
Shit. I missed all of this. Fawn Amber is my name. AM NOT A FLOOZY!
Well, you used to shake 'em down, now you stop and think about your dignity. Or not.
Okay, I hate to be obsessed, but now Google Photos is making little stories from my pictures. Look at this nice one! I know. I need to get over it. Every poor sap who comes to my desk has to look at the lastest thing Google is doing to my photos. Does this mean someone at Google has seen my boob...
Gisele makes me stabby.
Gisele Bundchen Has an Obnoxiously Rockin' Post Baby Body
Sure, Gisele Bundchen is a super model and super models are supposed to look fantastic. But someone please tell me that I'm not the only one looking at the new pictures of Gisele posing in the Calzedonia catalog, and gnashing their teeth with envy. Gisele Bundchen gave birth to her son, Ben...
I've commented enough on the other post but just had to say. I'm with JellyBean.
From The Bad Moms Club: Weighing In On The Kardashian Twitter Debacle
So Kim Kardashian tweeted that a woman at a restaurant was publicly breastfeeding and changing a diaper and Kim was not happy about it. Cue the drama. The Bad Moms Club gives their opinion on the whole situation. MORE @ BMC »
Rachel and Schuester.
Ryan Murphy Issues Edict to 'Glee' Cast: No Trailer Sex
Ryan Murphy doesn't forbid his cast from dipping their pens in the company ink, but he does have a very strict rule against trailer sex—one he says is continuously broken. If you're like me, i.e., a total perv, you're probably wondering: which cast members are having afternoon delight on t...
I cannot believe that anyone living in today's world can say that breasts are not seen as primarily sexual. That is ridiculous and ignorant. Yes, the mouth can also be used as a sexual instrument, but to compare the mouth to a bare breast is absolutely insane. There are topless bars everywhere. Sex sells. And naked boobs = sex. Right or wrong, that is simply fact.
I can't possibly put it more eloquently as Christy did. She said everything I feel and more. I guess we'll all just have to agree to disagree. But if you're whipping out your boobs in a non-discreet way near me while I'm out in public with my teenagers and you see my son looking red-faced and embarrassed, you'll be on the receiving end of a dirty look from me. You've got the right to do it, I suppose, but I also have the right to be disgusted by your lack of common courtesy. My son has rights, too, and those include not being exposed to naked breasts in a restaurant while he's going through the already awkward stages of adolescence. A waitress with an extremely short skirt or low cut top in a family friendly place will also be subject to my derision, and I am FAR, FAR from a prude.
I'm Agreeing with a Kardashian. Release the Locusts!
I'm not proud of myself today. Today I read an article in which Kim Kardashian made some comments about breastfeeding, and .. ::deep sigh:: .. y'all, I totally agreed with her. Does this also mean I side with Facebook on this issue too? I'm not prepared. Kim Kardashian was all over Twitte...
OK. No spoilers. Sigh.
I could not live without these recaps. Like, for serious. I love you.
Was I the only one cackling maniacally at the sight of pitiful DB waving at the helicopter as it left him on the mountainside? Just me?
The first thing I thought of with the caves was The Descent as well and HELL NAW HELL NAW HELL NAW you wouldn't catch me going there. I have goosebumps just thinking about that shit.
The Bachelorette: Ali's Second Chance (AT ICE SNAKES!)
Tonight! We go to Iceland, where it is cold. Dolphin Boy goes more insane, and we see another side of The Wrestler. Sadly, it's not his tushie side. That and SO MUCH MORE tonight on The Bachelorette! Ty can't believe he's going to Iceland. Now that they're here, though, he's ready for love....
Sure. We'll just tell all the teenage boys to NOT LOOK. Obviously, anyone who said this has yet to be the parent of a teenage boy, or a girl for that matter, since my 16 year old daughter isn't so keen on seeing exposed breasts at a restaurant, or anywhere else for that matter. Once again, I have four SOLID years of breastfeeding experience under my belt and NOT ONE TIME did I show nipple in public. All of my babies have different personalities. Did they love having to be covered up? Who knows? If your baby screams and hates it, then don't do it at the table in public. God, I'm so sick of people trying to force their ideals on other people. We aren't coming into your home and telling you to cover it up. This is about public, common area.
And again, I maintain, COVER IT UP.
I'm Agreeing with a Kardashian. Release the Locusts!
I'm not proud of myself today. Today I read an article in which Kim Kardashian made some comments about breastfeeding, and .. ::deep sigh:: .. y'all, I totally agreed with her. Does this also mean I side with Facebook on this issue too? I'm not prepared. Kim Kardashian was all over Twitte...
This whole debate makes me tired.
I breastfed all four of my babies...with a cover. What is wrong with a little modesty? Those same kids I nursed myself, as teenagers today, would be completely grossed out at the sight of a baby nursing. And no matter how natural and beautiful I think it is, my thirteen year old son just shouldn't have to look at it.
Just like an earlier commenter said, peeing is natural too but you don't see people dropping trou and doing it in the streets. Cover. It. UP.
I'm Agreeing with a Kardashian. Release the Locusts!
I'm not proud of myself today. Today I read an article in which Kim Kardashian made some comments about breastfeeding, and .. ::deep sigh:: .. y'all, I totally agreed with her. Does this also mean I side with Facebook on this issue too? I'm not prepared. Kim Kardashian was all over Twitte...
Yes! to Puck shirtless, all of the time, thanks very much.
I'd love to see Nathan Lane as the guy who coached Shu, April and Bryan Ryan...that would be pretty flippin' sweet.
Or Travolta!!!!!!!!!!!
My 'Glee' Season Two Wish-List
My Glee addiction is kind of a big deal. The season finale was only a week ago, but I already have my sights on season two—what songs, guest stars, and plot lines are in store? It's gonna be a long summer, kids. So here is a product of my musings: a list of the things we could look forward t...
Me Too!!!
Tiffani Thiessen has a Girl
Tiffani Thiessen, the star of White Collar (and don't forget Saved by the Bell) gave birth to her first child yesterday. The 35-year old mama had a little girl with her husband Brady Smith. Tiffani and her husband named their little 8 lbs 3 oz bundle of joy, Harper Renn Smith. Thiessen ...
This dress is beautiful and if I looked like her, I'd wear stuff this short every day, every where, all the time.
Disagree.
Kristin Chenoweth Clearly Unafraid of Fashion Risks
Also, she is clearly proud of her girl bits. Kristin Chenoweth is hot. She is also very very talented. She is also obviously totally fearless about potentially showing off her baby-shoot. This dress is a hot mess, wrapped around a hot little tamale. Funky ass pleats? Check. Neckline clearl...
He is simply delicious. God bless you.
If Looking at Zac Efron Shirtless is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right
Look, he's 22, okay? That means he's PERFECTLY LEGAL and OH MY GOD, he has pecs and abs. When did that happen? Okay, I don't turn 30 for another five months, so I'm not a cougar for drooling over this, right? I'm only seven or eight years older. It's perfectly okay for me to lust aft...
Excellent picks, all. I especially loved Dan Conner. He's the kind of dad I would have loved to have had.
Top Five 80s TV Dads
Fathers Day is coming up this weekend, a time of year I find myself thinking a lot about those Coogi-sweatered, sensitive dads from prime time. Thus, consider this a special, Monday edition of Flashback Friday. Here are my top five dads of 80s TV: 1) Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable (The Cosby Show...
I think she was maybe going for old glam? Maybe? But she ended up with Tammy Wynette. No.
Katherine Heigl Needs To Have a Serious Talk With Her Stylist
A lot of people like to hate on Katherine Heigl. Frankly, I have no opinion on her supposed bitchiness. So what if she is? Bitches get shit done. Furthermore, I think all the haters who say she looks better blond should step to the left. Look, guys, the darker color is not the problem. The p...
I believe that karma really will get my ex-husbands in the end for all the sh*t they've put me and the kids through.
Also: vampires.
***CONTEST CLOSED*** Disney's Alice In Wonderland on DVD/Blu-ray - A Giveaway!
Disney's Alice in Wonderland - reinvented and reimagined by the minds of screenwriter Linda Woolverton and notoriously mad director Tim Burton - is now available on DVD/Blu-ray. Want to win a copy? Yeah, you do. Disney's Alice in Wonderland tells the story of a 19 year old Alice, who has lon...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen all day....
Salma Hayek's Snake-Induced Freak-Out
I kind of wish Salma Hayek had screamed "I've had it with these motherf*ckin' snakes on this motherf*ckin' publicity tour!" But screaming incoherently works, too. Watch the video of her clawing her way over a co-star to get away from a snake that happened along during an interview and I dare ...
OMGOMGOMG I can't waiiiitttt!!!!
Anna Paquin and Cast Rock the True Blood Premiere
Alright, fine. She could've worn a Hefty sack and I would've still adored Anna Paquin and all the other hotties from everyone's favorite lusty vampire show, True Blood. Check out fantastic photos from last night's premiere of season three after the jump. All the major players were there and...
Fantastic season! Fantastic recap!! "To Sir, With Love" had me a-bawling, even though my boys rolled their eyes and made fun of me. Thanks, Snarky Amber - awesome job!
Gleecap - Journey
Wow. So was last night a major tear-fest for everyone, or was it just this particular sap? The fact that New Directions can outfunk Vocal Adrenaline seems to have become unimportant over the last week, because last night’s episode returned to what hooked us on this show in the first place: i...
I disagree. I think incarceration is just the wake up call she needs. Throw her ass in jail for a month or two.
Breaking-Bench Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's court ordered alcohol monitoring bracelet, called a SCRAM device, was triggered Sunday evening during an MTV Movie Awards after party. Judge Marsha Revel has just issued a bench warrant for her arrest because of it. Bail has been forfeited for the previous hearing. The ...
Just, no.
WTF ARE YOU WEARING? Rihanna Edition
I don't know why I can easily give Lady Gaga a pass one minute for just about every get-up she's seen in while I'm left staring quizzically the next minute at anything Rihanna chooses to wear, but there you have it. With my biases out in the open, I still gotta ask: WTF Rihanna? Is tha...
Just, no.
WTF ARE YOU WEARING? Rihanna Edition
I don't know why I can easily give Lady Gaga a pass one minute for just about every get-up she's seen in while I'm left staring quizzically the next minute at anything Rihanna chooses to wear, but there you have it. With my biases out in the open, I still gotta ask: WTF Rihanna? Is tha...
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