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It wasn't until I read the chorus spelled out in your post ("Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!") that I realized, according to the "Who Wants Cake?" episode of "Strangers With Candy," the remix of "Birthday Cake" is basically an "Other Sister"-style retard sex anthem. Which is totally and completely appropriate.
Love is deaf
I almost admire Rihanna's audacity. She is a willful woman in a world still fearful of them. She knew exactly the kind of backlash that collaborating again with Chris Brown would inspire and she did it anyway, taunting the world via Twitter last week in advance of last night's release of the rem...
Laura's pseudo-uplifting freakout reminded me less of Tyra and more of Ellie Kemper drunkenly scolding Wendi McLendon-Covey on the plane in Bridesmaids. "You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!"
Dominated
The beaming smile that follows the word "train wreck" indicates that either Laura is at one with her audience's taste, or that after being fed that line by whomever was interviewing her, she (finally?) got it right. Either way: cute. And, oh yeah, Dominique was eliminated for, oh yeah, not hav...
Did you notice Tyra actually instructing Lisa to "direct the shoot" when she complained about the complicating factors? My head nearly fell off my shoulders. Of all the contradictory things Tyra has said over the years, this has to be in the top five, especially with Alexandria (perhaps the most frequently scolded shoot-director in the show's history) standing right there.
Signature walk your ass out of here
For shame! All that rouge and nowhere to go. So, that's that. Camille leaves. Like so many of these girls, she was a shell of her former self. She was not a signature walk; she was a limp. Really, this is just putting her out of her misery and into... ...more misery. Someone sent her a box o...
This one had me lolzing pretty hard. I especially loved the typo at the beginning of your priceless Top Model Lounge recap:
Bianca: OK. Twenty-one hour fight from New York to New Zealand.
Since we all know Bianca's penchant for flight-related brawling, I'm loving the idea of her getting into a marathon nonstop 21-hour NY-NZ fight with Nikki Blonsky or Russell Crowe or some other fat chick. It would require a lot of commitment, but I think she could pull it off.
Alas...uuuuh...?
Dahaaaang! Alasiaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!! (My favorite part is the arm sweep/flick at the end.) 45. Angelea "I don't wanna go home!" said Angelea. I wonder if she didn't grasp the quality of TV she was creating or even the concept of creating quality TV as something that will keep y...
I'm surprised you didn't mention Angelea's brilliant "This show isn't called America's Next Top Models!" comment, surely the best use of the show's non-title to justify stank behavior since Jade's legendary "America's Next Top Best Friend" moment. Just one more piece of evidence re: Angelea is the new Jade.
Brenduuuuuh!
“I’d rather be struggling in my photos but learning something new every week instead of being known for the bitch,” said...whatever her name was. 39. Alasia Instead of “model on a go-see,” Alaisa’s serving “model on a reality show.” (“Model.”) 40. Alasia Now there’s the Alasi...
I really hope this is true, but according to this ONTD post, it's yet another fabricated WENN report:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/43359404.html
The girl with all the potential in the world (for real?)
By now you may have heard that Nicole Fox, former owner of a bloody eyeball and winner of ANTM 13 has landed a gig as the motherfucking face of Alexander motherfucking McQueen's spring/summer 2011 collection. This makes her the first ANTM winner to land an international deal. Well, squint my e...
As the GapKids marketing copywriter, I can confirm that GK does not actually have a catalog. Also, I'd like to think we wouldn't cast a short model, make her pose with a giant stick nearly twice her height, and then criticize her for "photographing short."
Human differential
I love that Brittany was called out for looking too catalog. I wonder what catalog this could be for? The Curried Feather Company, specializing in all things red: from skin to dots? 46. Brittany Before... 47. Brittany ...during... 48. Brittany ...and after elimination. Before s...
I was hoping you'd title this recap "Rae-banned."
Eraesed
Hey look, Halloween came early! (Tyra seriously makes the best faces at these girls before she lets them go. If only they'd learn by example, we'd have not just a tank full of hamsters, but a coven of them.) Really, though, Tyra seemed particularly witchy this episode. If I had a lawn, I'd...
Amber = Bubbles
Little people, big deal
I don't know about you, but my summer was positively empty without this. And suddenly, my life is full again. Full of shit, that is. To explain, I'm skipping right to the... Tyraism of the Week "[An actor playing the voice of reason] is crazy to say that there is not room for sh...
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