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It wasn't until I read the chorus spelled out in your post ("Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!") that I realized, according to the "Who Wants Cake?" episode of "Strangers With Candy," the remix of "Birthday Cake" is basically an "Other Sister"-style retard sex anthem. Which is totally and completely appropriate.
Toggle Commented Feb 23, 2012 on Love is deaf at fourfour
Laura's pseudo-uplifting freakout reminded me less of Tyra and more of Ellie Kemper drunkenly scolding Wendi McLendon-Covey on the plane in Bridesmaids. "You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!"
Toggle Commented Nov 22, 2011 on Dominated at fourfour
Did you notice Tyra actually instructing Lisa to "direct the shoot" when she complained about the complicating factors? My head nearly fell off my shoulders. Of all the contradictory things Tyra has said over the years, this has to be in the top five, especially with Alexandria (perhaps the most frequently scolded shoot-director in the show's history) standing right there.
Toggle Commented Oct 6, 2011 on Signature walk your ass out of here at fourfour
This one had me lolzing pretty hard. I especially loved the typo at the beginning of your priceless Top Model Lounge recap: Bianca: OK. Twenty-one hour fight from New York to New Zealand. Since we all know Bianca's penchant for flight-related brawling, I'm loving the idea of her getting into a marathon nonstop 21-hour NY-NZ fight with Nikki Blonsky or Russell Crowe or some other fat chick. It would require a lot of commitment, but I think she could pull it off.
Toggle Commented May 3, 2010 on Alas...uuuuh...? at fourfour
I'm surprised you didn't mention Angelea's brilliant "This show isn't called America's Next Top Models!" comment, surely the best use of the show's non-title to justify stank behavior since Jade's legendary "America's Next Top Best Friend" moment. Just one more piece of evidence re: Angelea is the new Jade.
Toggle Commented Apr 19, 2010 on Brenduuuuuh! at fourfour
I really hope this is true, but according to this ONTD post, it's yet another fabricated WENN report:
As the GapKids marketing copywriter, I can confirm that GK does not actually have a catalog. Also, I'd like to think we wouldn't cast a short model, make her pose with a giant stick nearly twice her height, and then criticize her for "photographing short."
Toggle Commented Nov 3, 2009 on Human differential at fourfour
I was hoping you'd title this recap "Rae-banned."
Toggle Commented Oct 27, 2009 on Eraesed at fourfour
Amber = Bubbles
Toggle Commented Sep 16, 2009 on Little people, big deal at fourfour