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Um... I mean "pub", not "pug", lol. Sorry 'bout dat!
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Think we could get a pug interested in the following trilogy? I, the Turkey Pluck Me, Deadly My Beak is Quick
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Happy T-Day! Liver scrubs 2 for 1 at the pharmacy! Woot!Woot!Woot! Turkey Noir!!!! The knife was as sharp as Dad's wit used to be, slicing through the leg like butter. Mother sucked on the neck while little Billy chewed some breast. Outside in the yard, a grim smile played over Ted's beak. Poor Tom, always whining for cuts in line at the trough. Well, that'd be the last god damn time he'd ever do THAT.
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"I know. It’s like I shot and skinned Pollyanna and am wearing her still moist husk around the office." That's the single, most awesome thing I'll read all week. My mother used to always say, "Oy! Can't you remember to put seat down when you're done?!?! You want your sisters to fall in all the time!" Translation: ALWAYS pay attention to the proper etiquette when dealing with ANYONE in the publishing world. Be professional. Always. No matter how bad your day/life/whatev is going.
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Done! Gotta support the troops! :-)
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lolol, omg, really? A slew of emails? Sorry to cause such an inundation! It was the Vodka and cheese omelet I had with my Bloody Mary this morning, I swear! :-)
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"“But I don’t understand what enthusiasm has to do with MONEY.” " But I was really only wondering, I swear. I didn't mean to sound so bitter. Sorry! :-(
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Funny how your vacation happens during "Shark Week" on The Discovery Channel. :-)
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My spouse is more of a Sancho Panza, with teeth. She holds the reins while I drunk-stumble up to yet another windmill. Happy belated birthday! Wait until you turn forty-fiHACK!COUGH!SPIT! like I am about to do tomorrow. Yeesh!
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hahaha... you were awesome. Witty, funny, and that trick you did with cooking the raw egg on your fevered brow was timeless! It was great to meet you, and the SF RWA members. Had a totally fantastic time. Sophie seriously rocks.
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This is all you need to keep laughing:http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/ So many jokes there I remember from my folks telling them at parties.
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If you come to The Berk, lady... well, you know.
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