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Abe
Jackson, Mississippi 39212
The man not the myth.
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Nice to meet you Allison….
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Lemonade...
I am not really a fan of yellow. Never have been...
Thanks for following me. I will check your blog out as well!
Snow Day for Me!
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If you feel like you need to talk to your husband about it, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.
Scenario...
You go to the gym pretty regularly. You're in pretty good shape and know what you're doing. You're married. This SUPER fine dude strikes up conversation with you. Turns out he's a trainer. He tells you he'll work with your form if you come to the gym the same time he comes to workout every d...
A discussion way before the fact was in order.
S/O and Valentine's Day
What would you say and do if your S/O asked you the following question? S/O: What are you expectations for Valentine's Day?
All day every day... Not hard to obtain either!
Scenario...
A person is accused of a crime. They had their cell phone with them. The cell phone towers will have a record of if their cell phone was in the vicinity of the crime. Should the police need a warrant to get these records?
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Like the Al Green song said, maybe “One of these Good Old Days”?
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Nothing Has Changed..
I still have not gotten over the sensation of returning to an empty home every day. The silence is deafening and quite frankly, this has been a transition I have never wanted to face. It is one thing to be alone because you chose to be. I am alone because of circumstances beyond my control. I rem...
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I have these moments from time to time. I just need focus and a
purpose.
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Nothing Has Changed..
I still have not gotten over the sensation of returning to an empty home every day. The silence is deafening and quite frankly, this has been a transition I have never wanted to face. It is one thing to be alone because you chose to be. I am alone because of circumstances beyond my control. I rem...
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Thanks Gladys!
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How to Wear Your Black Suit
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I don’t know if I will have any time to do anything on my own. I
think they have me booked up really well! I will look into your suggestions
though….
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Vegas Here I Come...
My
The Saints!
Superbowl Sunday 2010!
Who you wit? The Saints or the Colts?
I would go for the smoked turkey. I don't see any steamed veggies. That might be a problem.
Dear Black People: Does this offend YOU?
This was a Black history month special lunch menu at NBC. Questlove snapped the pic and posted it on Twitter. Does it offend you?
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? - Yes. My Father.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? - Yes, when I am not stressed.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? - Cajun Roast Beef (Manda)
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? - No
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? - Probably would piss myself
off.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? - Preferred method of communication.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? - Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? - Excuse YOU?
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? - I don't like cereal in general... so KASHI..
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? - Not usually.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? - Cold Stone - Cheese Cake with some kind of Raspberry topping... white chocolate chips.. Yes..
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? - Their head. Face, Hair, Eyes, Mouth, Ears, etc.
15. RED OR PINK? - RED
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? - Inability to change stubborn ways.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? - My mother.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? - I am sure they have better things to do.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? - Black Jeans, No Shoes.. just woke up.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? - Some clock ticking. And I hate ticking clocks.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? - Not sure.. I am going to go with black.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? - Fresh Laundry washed with Gain or the new kind of Downy.. and her
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? - Drakes
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? - She aiight... I guess
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? - Football, but I a not going to watch Every damn game. I am a Saint's fan foremost. All of the other games are just Lagniappe.. (a lil something extra)
27. HAIR COLOR? - Darkest Brown
28. EYE COLOR? -Brown
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? - Yes for vision.
30. FAVORITE FOOD: - Fresh Seafood
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? - Scary Movies with Happy Endings.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? - I saw Precious in the theater.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black T-Shirt w/ pic of an astronaut
34. Summer or winter? - Summer
35. HUGS OR KISSES? - Both boss
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? -The person who doesn;t read this
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? - In between books
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? - N/A
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? - N/A
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? - Silence
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? - Rolling Stones
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? - Most places I go are home at some point.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? - I charm women, children, and dogs
46. WHERE WERE U BORN? - Louisiana.. (Bienvue en Louisiane)
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? None, but all are welcomed!
Because I wanted to...
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? - No 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Tuesday 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? - Yes 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? - Lean smoked turkey breast. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? - No 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? - Duh. I'm th...
Somebody better tell me something
Question...
If you knew one of your best friends was going to be somewhere their ex was going to be...would you tell them so they had time to "fix their face" or would you say nothing and just let it roll even though their relationship ended very badly?
Catch-22 Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.
True or False?
There really is such a thing as a lose-lose situation.
That is true. I took some pictures by the river in New Orleans using a nighttime preset. I placed the camera on a pier and snapped away. The pics came out nice.
My Christmas Tree is FINISHED! GO ME!
Dear photography people: Please give me tips on the settings for a good picture of the tree with the lights on. Thank you in advance. :)
Straight Up MESS!
Hair Portraits: HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)
Just do it.
Scenario...
You're a celebrity. You offer up a kiss from you as an auction at a charity event. The winning bid was $140,000. The person who bid the money is the same sex as you. What do you do?
Better than the nose than the penis.
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Ugh...they stick this up your nose to test for it. UP YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!! Aiight...gimme a few. They might have to hold me down for this ish. Sheesh I'm hating life right about now. Monica Mingo
Real Ninjas Catch Swine!
Viral Culture
Ugh...doc ordered one. Says it's possibly THE PIG MAN! THE PIG! Monica Mingo
I am beginning to like wine... I have a few wine tastings under my belt. My next one is Monday.
Luigi Bosca Malbec Reserva 2006
Well...being a Louisiana Creole...I LURVE wine for real fo sho and I know what I like. And I like this one. It will make me a wineaux fo sho! Seriously. You should try.
If a woman tells me (out of her mouth) she is ready for sex, I am going to look at her funny. I believe she could have let him know in other ways. It took the natural flow out of it. If he is an executive, he might have been TIRED. I know I have been offered a dip a time or two and I just was tired. I don't do first times when I KNOW I am not in optimal condition.
Scenario...
You're on date number 5 over the span of a couple of months. He's really busy...you're really busy. You're both executives. He travels a lot for work.You've decided that you want to take your relationship to the next level. Sans ropas. You share with him that you're ready over dinner. He gives ...
I don't have a problem with it, because everyone has exes and sometimes you bump into them, or you see them. I don't think lunch hurts.
The Ex...
Your S/O's ex comes to town for business and invites your S/O out to lunch. Do you have a problem with your S/O going?
If you are going to meet in secret, keep it to yourself. I had that happen to me and I still look sideways at her for doing some sneaky crap like that.
Either / Or
What would be worse? The spouse going to lunch with the ex and telling you so a discussion could take place where he assures you that um...it's just lunch... OR The spouse going to lunch and never bringing it up from git go and going and you never find out until years later when her name comes up...
I do and will leave it at that.
Question...
Do you know anyone who buys very nice high quality wardrobe pieces but doesn't have a clue as to what goes well with what? Monica Mingo
You have an adult couple wanting a marriage license in a sea of common law marriages and baby daddy/ baby mama arrangements... You are worried about the kids? Not granting a license prevents people from having kids? Hmmm.... It isn't his place to say how long a marriage will last. They should sue the hell out of him.
Dear Louisiana:
REALLY? Interracial couple denied marriage license
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