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Nope, I got nuthin
WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE STREET
Thief steals frozen dogs awaiting cremation (Thanks to Ralph)
And still no Firefly Season Two.
JUST SHOOT US
The cast of Jersey Shore have confirmed a reunion is happening! (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "Somehow I find North Korean nukes more comforting.")
Knowing several keepers at the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston, I'd love to have a naked keeper day.
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR DEF LEPPARD
Naked Zookeepers. Advisory: Naked zookeepers. (Thanks to funny man)
How long before we find one in Las Vegas, right next to the oxygen bar?
TRY THE MOUSE
Inside the bizarre 'Owl cafés' of Japan where you can pet a nocturnal bird of prey while eating your lunch (Thanks to Le Petomane)
He should try video games, it keeps me from blowing up my apartment.
THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM
Man blew up his own house because he was depressed at being 50 (Thanks to John Mayson)
Sounds like Arthur from Big Trouble.
HE HAS BEEN 'BANNED FROM THE MALL'
A man accused of taking off a woman's shoe and sucking her toes without permission at an Ohio mall is now accused of massaging the feet of other women without their consent. (Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
I need to be in Coral Gables on March 1st, Dave and Carl on stage together.
NEW HAMPSHIRE UPDATE
Here you go.
Damn, Jeff beat me to it.
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Oregon is Going to Try to Make Beer Out of Sewage Water (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
That does not look like a white Siamese. Looks like the White Persian we adopted back in the 90's. I miss Kimba.
WE'RE GOING TO BE SICK
How fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld's cat earned £2million in a year from TV appearances (Thanks to Jon Harris)
I wonder if it is going to work as well as "Bruce" did.
IMAGINE THE PRANKS
Navy creates robotic underwater drone that looks and swims like a shark (Thanks to Monique)
Someone needs to buy the worlds butter supply for this.
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE GARLIC BUTTER
'Giant crab' measuring 50ft spotted off British coast (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "France on highest alert.")
I guess he just "Let it go"
CELEBRITY LIFE BE HARRRRD
Demi Lovato was farted on by a fan at a meet and greet. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Nothing a rigged beauty pageant and a barrel of cheese balls wouldn't take care of. They will all be smiling again.
A NATION IN SHOCK
Honey Boo Boo's Parents 'Taking Time Apart' (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "There is nothing left to believe in.")
I don't remember that being taught at Johnson and Wales. They taught us to give the customer what they want.
WE MIGHT AS WELL SET FIRE TO THE CONSTITUTION
[The menu] states in bold red letters that the chef has the right to refuse the use of ketchup.... (Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Bring Walter, they like things like that in Russia.
ADVISORY
For the next week I will be on a secret assignment with Ridley in an undisclosed location about which I am not at ALL nervous because I'm sure everyone will be very friendly. So blogging from me will be sporadic at best. Judi says she might post some stuff if she is not too busy.
You're gonna need a bigger cocktail fork
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE COCKTAIL SAUCE
The Shrimp From Hell. You know the state.
Words escape me, can't say the same about the gas.
WE ARE NOT SURPRISED
Workers sickened by gas leak at Boulder burrito company (Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Allen at Division)
Damn, there goes one idea for my funeral, I guess I go ahead with donating my remains to a body farm.
NEW ORLEANS
Daughters throw bizarre 'party funeral' for mother including her own body propped up at a table under a disco ball with a cigarette and whiskey in hand (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Is it sad that I am one of those people that will sit in the park for hours and feed the squirrels, it is amazing how much work stress it gets rid of.
THEY WILL USE THE PHONE TO COMMIT FURTHER ACTS OF TERRORISM
Camera-shy squirrel runs off with man's cell phone as he tries to get a close-up (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
Why am I remembering a Bloom County Strip. The one where the lady is feeding them on the counter.
AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Woman who cares for 100,000 cockroaches in home: ‘These are all my children (Thanks to Jon Harris)
Good thing I listened and didn't click.
MEN:
Do not click here. (Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
I wonder what they would have gotten from Jet Blue?
I have been away from this blog for way too long as well.
WHY SOCIAL MEDIA ARE BEST LEFT TO CHILDREN
US Airways social media fail as airline tweets XXX-rated picture to customers complaining their flight was late (Thanks to Sharon Chapman)
That's not Art, I know art, he works for receiving.
But on a more serious note, these fidiots should have let the museum know in advance.
ART UPDATE
(Thanks to Ralph)
Klinger...
Is that you?
DAD?
(Thanks to chicomathmom)
I agree with Nurse Cindy, Once that packaging is removed... What a letdown.
IT'S A B! IT'S A C! IT'S A D!
Amazing Chinese brassiere technology, featuring "God's Hand," lets women choose. (Thanks to Allen at Division and CJrun, both guys. Also DavCat.)
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