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Laminated otters?
Whut? nvrmnd
COLORADO SPRINGS ADVISORY
There's an otter on the lam. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
I think everyone is misinterpreting the sign. It's obviously alerting prostitutes that there are rich transvestites with large purses in the area.
MOTORISTS OF ITALY:
Be on the lookout. (Thanks to catmanmax and Ralph)
*not going to click, no no no* *hides in corner with cindy*
WAIT... THEY HAVE THEIR OWN STALL?
Maggots caused chaos at Preston's indoor market when they escaped from their stall. (Thanks to Ralph and DavCat)
The casinos are apparently not bidding on this one.
MIRACLES UPDATE
Now: St. Peter. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
I am going with Siouxie's blue-vomit-alien on this one.
MIRACLES UPDATE
Now: St. Peter. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Horace: Marlin Perkins and his trusty sidekick, Jim. Marlin was always somewhere far away from the wildlife: "Now Jim is going to wrestle the 2,000 lb. hippopotamus while surrounded by crocodiles. Good luck, Jim!"
WHO SAYS THERE'S NO NIGHTLIFE IN OMAHA?
Not this blog. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
Why in god's name don't scientists just LEAVE things where they find them?
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE COCKTAIL SAUCE
Yeepers. (Thanks to Siouxie)
I saw this. Very appropriate for Passover - the plague of locusts.
FEAR ON THE WESTERN RANGE
They're coming. (Thanks to The Perts)
This morron moron must be the same one who inspired Gene Weingarten's column.
GUESS HE TOLD YOU, SIR
In response to this column, The Blog received an email which said, in its entirety: Here comes YOUR baby, idiot. You're is for you are, as in YOU ARE STUPID!
The Amazing Dave, Anti-Gravity Man.
WHO SAYS SOUTH FLORIDA LACKS CULTURE?
Not this blog.
*snork* @ "BrokeTrek" - bwaahaahaa!
THE GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION
He's dead, Jim.
MtB - that is a GOOD movie. They did a great job - really kept the spirit. AND Bruce Greenwood as Capt. Pike :) Enjoy!
THE GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION
He's dead, Jim.
Pfff. A thumb? Amateurs. They haven't read "Gerald's Game."
BELATED ANALYSIS OF LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF 24, WHICH I JUST WATCHED
Regarding the ending: Whoa.
If you have Firefox then you don't get ANY popups, George.
ATTENTION, METRO.CO.UK BIG BROTHER
The Blog may not agree, but it will be a cold day in hell before the s.b. posts another link to your bossy and annoying site. Just fyi.
Not even watching, I have: Taser - check. CTU idiots - check. Jack ear-biting - check. Dead cell phone (ha) - check.
Awesome. Just waitin' on THE AMAZING STEVE a few hundred posts from now.
I will admit to never, ever having watched an episode of 24. After all these years of the blog, I think it would be a disappointment.
24
Here is where we stand: Jack had planned to move to Los Angeles with Kim and her family to lead a quiet life, but just as he was about to leave New York and cause the entire season to end in the first 30 minutes, Jack got sucked into a plot to kill the head of the Generic Islamic Republic, Presi...
I'm seeing Bruce Willis, myself.
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING, AT MINIMUM, NICOLAS CAGE
A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled when the hands-free device of his cell phone activated, escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun. (Thanks to Mr. Jeff Arch)
News Headline: LSD in Short Supply in Sausalito. "Some freaky dude called Erial bought out the lab, man."
MOVE OVER, LEONARD DA VINCI
Celestial Soul Portraits (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Awww, poor doggy!
HERE BOY! NO, WAIT! GO AWAY, BOY!
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
I *heart* Steve.
24 SEASON PREMIERE
Here is where we stand: Last season, there were many developments in what we like to call the "plot." The main one was of course that the White House was taken over by terrorist frogpersons. That was definitely the highlight of the season, and possibly of all human history. Other than that, we ...
Gah! *shudder*
Nuclear weapons would be appropriate in this situation.
AS IF WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE OVER THERE WITH YEMEN
With a lanky legspan of up to nearly a half foot, a newly discovered spider species is the largest among its family of arachnids in the Middle East. (Thanks to jon harris)
It is just a matter of time before Disney buys the rights to "Sophie the Lizard Princess."
FROZEN WALKWAY LIZARD UPDATE
Sophie went out to check on the lizard. She thought it might be dead, so she touched it. It flipped right over. But it still wasn't moving much, so Sophie decided to warm it up with a blanket. She is now basically mothering this lizard. I plan to claim it as a dependent for tax purposes.
Steve Martin must be involved in this somehow.
IT'S TIME FOR A FEDERAL BAN
Thirty-three-year-old Joseph Stancato of Denver faces second-degree assault charges after allegedly hitting another man upside the head with his banjo on New Year's Eve. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
Welcome back from Pluto. Looks like Lucy didn't end up with a wounded tail while you were away.
HOME
We're back in Miami, where everybody is freaking out because the temperature is IN THE FIFTIES. But as far as we're concerned, all is well: We're out of the snow, the sun is shining, and Lucy has her truck back.
Good morning. A new year, a brand-spanking new Dave-a-Day calendar on my desk, and coffee.
Bet it all goes downhill from here.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, II
Everybody stay safe tonight. Especially if you live in Miami, where it's traditional to ring in the new year by shooting firearms into the air. While riding on a chairlift today, I got to talking about Miami with two snowboard dudes, and I told them about this tradition, and they were like, "Who...
If that's Pluto, then book me on the next space shuttle. Really beautiful out there, Dave!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, II
Everybody stay safe tonight. Especially if you live in Miami, where it's traditional to ring in the new year by shooting firearms into the air. While riding on a chairlift today, I got to talking about Miami with two snowboard dudes, and I told them about this tradition, and they were like, "Who...
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