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This would not be as diminutive a viewer as you have in mind. You could place your GIFs on an iPod Touch (or an iPhone, or,even more to carry around, an iPad.)
1. Install the free app “Readdle Docs” on your device.
2. Launch the app. At the bottom of the page, select Browser.
3. In the address window, type the URL for the image you want to load (in the present instance: http://mlkshk.com/r/28ZJ.)
4. Hit GO. Soon the image will appear, small, animated. At the bottom of this page, select Save. Then. the button Save Current Page will appear. Hit that button.
5. A screen appears, giving you the opportunity to rename the file if you wish.
6. Hit Done. A Downloading thermometer appears. When that goes away, select Exit at the bottom of the screen.
7. A new screen appears. At the bottom of the page, select Documents.
8. A list of your documents (if any) comes up. There will appear in this list the image file you just downloaded, bearing whatever name you assigned. Hit the icon.
9. Voilà. Young Jane, munching.
Animation: a plea
I really want a tiny little, sleek, super high res screen that I could slip a micro SD card into, so that I could have a magic locket of pictures like this: Please, someone, make this for me. Please! I know this makes me a giant dork, but it would be great. Imagine a screen like the newest iPh...
Well, you raised the subject (FREQUENTLY!), so:
What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?
Ans. The poor marksman shoots and shoots, but never hits.
Suitable for framing.
Before a colonoscopy, or some kinds of surgery, lucky people get to indulge in what is tastefully known as "bowel preparation." That is to say, you are made to consume vast quantities of laxative products. Then you shit and shit and shit and when you are utterly limp from exhaustion and complete...
And because, when they scream at the top of their lungs, they are not entirely dissimilar from Pinky Perelmuth, a/k/a Jan Peerce.
Because. That's why.
"Pinkie is a good nickname. It's an especially good nickname for a baby. You know why? Because, A, babies are pink. And B, you buy them to feed to your snake."
Cocktail: 1 oz. sloe gin; 1 oz. Southern Comfort; 1 oz. Pol Roger Champagne -- The Sloe Comfortable Roger. L'Chaim!
Box springs eternal.
We haven't had an actual bed since the Ikea one we bought back in 2000 or so responded to being rogered upon, not even with unusual vigor, by collapsing promptly and decisively into a pile of wood bits. Since then it has been just a mattress and shitty box spring, for nine-plus years. Box spring...
The redfox -- illuminatrix of contemporary vocabulary to the benighted septuagenarian.
Box springs eternal.
We haven't had an actual bed since the Ikea one we bought back in 2000 or so responded to being rogered upon, not even with unusual vigor, by collapsing promptly and decisively into a pile of wood bits. Since then it has been just a mattress and shitty box spring, for nine-plus years. Box spring...
Orchidissa
Gasket.
Today I learned that you can search the 1911 census of England and Wales online. I am finding it fascinating. First I looked up my old relatives, then I found Virginia Woolf (which is to say Adeline Virginia Stephen), then I got into looking for misspelled names. Fans of Terry Pratchett will be ...
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