This would not be as diminutive a viewer as you have in mind. You could place your GIFs on an iPod Touch (or an iPhone, or,even more to carry around, an iPad.) 1. Install the free app “Readdle Docs” on your device. 2. Launch the app. At the bottom of the page, select Browser. 3. In the address window, type the URL for the image you want to load (in the present instance: http://mlkshk.com/r/28ZJ.) 4. Hit GO. Soon the image will appear, small, animated. At the bottom of this page, select Save. Then. the button Save Current Page will appear. Hit that button. 5. A screen appears, giving you the opportunity to rename the file if you wish. 6. Hit Done. A Downloading thermometer appears. When that goes away, select Exit at the bottom of the screen. 7. A new screen appears. At the bottom of the page, select Documents. 8. A list of your documents (if any) comes up. There will appear in this list the image file you just downloaded, bearing whatever name you assigned. Hit the icon. 9. Voilà. Young Jane, munching.

Well, you raised the subject (FREQUENTLY!), so: What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? Ans. The poor marksman shoots and shoots, but never hits.

And because, when they scream at the top of their lungs, they are not entirely dissimilar from Pinky Perelmuth, a/k/a Jan Peerce.

Cocktail: 1 oz. sloe gin; 1 oz. Southern Comfort; 1 oz. Pol Roger Champagne -- The Sloe Comfortable Roger. L'Chaim!

The redfox -- illuminatrix of contemporary vocabulary to the benighted septuagenarian.

Orchidissa