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Poppy
Living the dream in Southwest Washington state
I'm on my 2nd husband, 3rd kid, 4th dog and countless anti-depressants
Interests: running, triathlon training, torturing my children and raising mostly organic chickens
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I see you had no problem identifying the mystery object.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
Every mothers dream.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on The Face Raper at Funny or Snot
Send Mike.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on Field Trip Hell at Funny or Snot
It does seem to be a boy thing. I always wear pants. You?
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on The Face Raper at Funny or Snot
Lord. If my husband hung out in his tight whities for the whole world to say, we'd have some serious issues.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on The Face Raper at Funny or Snot
They will be adding more merchants, but so far it appears they are only in the Portland and San Francisco markets. I really do hope it catches on because I like the idea of saving money at places I would go to anyway.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on Marqeta Card at Funny or Snot
Way to take control of the situation and take the cookie swap up a notch.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on The Cookie Flinger at Funny or Snot
I saved it for you.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on Field Trip Hell at Funny or Snot
Ha! Love it. My daughter had it in her mouth until I told her I peed on it. Sure, it was 8 years ago, but still. Gross.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
What the hell did you think it was?
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
Neither did anyone else, it was a bad picture :) Oh man, no pregnancy tests. I would have had to change physicians 22 times out of embarrassment.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
You can be my plus 1. Do you mind driving?
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on The Cookie Flinger at Funny or Snot
Heck ya....Peace, love, and a shit sandwich.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on The Cookie Flinger at Funny or Snot
Ha! I actually gave those away. Don't ask, don't tell.
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
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Thanks to Duncan Hines for sponsoring my writing. There's no limit to the baking possibilities, so grab your favorite Duncan Hines mix and Comstock or Wilderness fruit fillings and Bake On! www.duncanhines.com. On Sunday, I attended my first cookie exchange. In my excitement to attend a party with some of... Continue reading
Posted Dec 21, 2011 at Funny or Snot
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Are you sure? It's a pregnancy test. I hear they sell them at the Dollar Tree. I wasn't so lucky back in the day.
Toggle Commented Dec 21, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
Since Craig was almost 40 when Maren was born, I thin he was a little confused too. He probably thought it was an adult toy.
Toggle Commented Dec 21, 2011 on My Favorite Ornament at Funny or Snot
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If I would have known it would have taken a couple of years of Craig wearing boxers and avoiding hot tubs before I wrapped up this present and given it to him 8 years ago....... I never would have wasted all that beer money in college on birth control. Continue reading
Posted Dec 20, 2011 at Funny or Snot
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You wouldn't get anything done.
Toggle Commented Dec 20, 2011 on Field Trip Hell at Funny or Snot
I did not follow any blogs before I started blogging. I just started typing. The crazy thing is I proofread those too. Now, I sometimes forget to hit spell check.
Toggle Commented Dec 20, 2011 on Field Trip Hell at Funny or Snot
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Chosen Chaos and Mommy2cents are hosting a Ghosts of Blogging Past link up. I am bending the rules slightly as I started out blogging inconsistently and only went down from there. I chose my 3rd post which wasn't technically my first week. My first few posts were as painful to... Continue reading
Posted Dec 19, 2011 at Funny or Snot
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I'll never forget that picture of him in his undies and apron helping you cook. That has to be displayed at his wedding.
Toggle Commented Dec 19, 2011 on The Face Raper at Funny or Snot
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A few months ago Hank declared that the neighbor girl was his girlfriend. At the time, I doubted this was an original thought. The neighbor girl is one of 4 sisters and Maren is good friends with one and Sophie with another. The neighbor girl is as sweet as can... Continue reading
Posted Dec 19, 2011 at Funny or Snot
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Your girls are dolls. As long as he doesn't have urine dripping down his leg "Bad Santa" style I'd call it a win, but I wouldn't stand more than 5 feet away! That belt buckle is weird.
Toggle Commented Dec 16, 2011 on Santa - Does He Ever Creep You Out? at Literal Mom
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I have a confession. I am so sick of email. If you're anything like me, your inbox is flooded with daily deals. While I'm not opposed to saving a buck, I am numb to the multiple offers. I rarely even look at them anymore. Recently I had the opportunity to... Continue reading
Posted Dec 15, 2011 at Funny or Snot