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The Gays
New York City, of course
We're NOT just like you - we're better.
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Although we don't remember much (plenty of useless information from the past, but not whether we took a particular pill or not...) we do seem to remember that last year when we did this New Year's entry we confidently proclaimed, "we're finally back." SNAG! Between work, trying to make Pinky... Continue reading
Posted Jan 1, 2019 at The Gays Judge You
And it's more true today than ever... Continue reading
Posted Jun 25, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
What makes most of these so interesting is that a lot of them are British, so we've never heard them before. And even the American ones are rarities, for the most part. Continue reading
Posted Mar 30, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
And since this is a repeat of 2014, 2015, and 2016 (at least) We don't think any comment is necessary. Happy Valentine's Day, No One! Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
No really, get it? That’s us as a sandwich. Plus it was also a real sandwich. Continue reading
Posted Feb 4, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
We know, some of you may be saying "How do you know whoever did this doesn't mean it as a slur?" Let's just say we're familiar with the artist, and it's not. The end. Continue reading
Posted Jan 24, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
No explanation necessary. Continue reading
Posted Jan 14, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
Posted Jan 4, 2018 at The Gays Judge You
A few years ago we inadvertently discovered that many excellent vintage New Year's images exist. It seems that in the early 1900's it was the custom to send postcards to celebrate New Year, so we started featuring some of those cards here. While we skipped last year for obvious reasons,... Continue reading
Posted Dec 31, 2017 at The Gays Judge You
Well this Christmas we are finally back. But you know how philosophers and every movie on the Hallmark Channel says: "Be careful what you wish for"? We're not sure how exactly much we'll be here because we work a lot, come home, and then go to sleep. At least that's... Continue reading
Posted Dec 23, 2017 at The Gays Judge You
Kelly’s new album is everything, the end. Continue reading
Posted Oct 29, 2017 at The Gays Judge You
No, we’re not completely back yet. But again, we’re still paying for this, so we may as well post here sometimes. We went to this cool event last week. It was Stephen and Owen King reading passages from their book “Sleeping Beauties,” which was released that same day. It was... Continue reading
Posted Oct 3, 2017 at The Gays Judge You
No, we’re not completely back yet. We’re spending more time on the new WordPress site we build from scratch. (We can't believe we finally immortalized our real name with a URL; we've never even liked it that much.) Anyway, we’re still paying for this online presence, so we may as... Continue reading
Posted Mar 11, 2017 at The Gays Judge You
No, we’re not back. Well, we’re writing this so in a sense we are — we’re not ghosts or anything. (Unfortunately.) But we did want to stop by to try to ruin everyone else’s Christmas. Wait, that’s not what we meant to say, at least not out loud. What we... Continue reading
Posted Dec 17, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
Most of you know why we haven’t been around here much lately, but for the rest of you here it is. Remember how we’ve always said “It doesn’t matter how much you love your work — your work doesn’t love you”? We’ve always believed this and found out the hard... Continue reading
Posted Jul 14, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
We watched Hillary speaking in North Carolina this afternoon, and we have to say we just do NOT understand all you democrats who keep saying you're "settling" by voting for her. First, she starts her speech by endorsing all the North Carolina democrats who are running for office and asking... Continue reading
Posted Jun 22, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
We have to say, we really never thought this would happen in our lifetimes. And now, cranky old grandpa Sanders, it REALLY is time for you, you narcissistic asshat, to take your annoying mommy/wife and get out. You lost, it’s over, face it. #imwithher, #thisishistory Continue reading
Posted Jun 9, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
Philosophically and spiritually, maybe. But physically, no. So stop sending messages asking that. (And if we were dead, do you all really want a text from us?) More to come soon. Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
We’re skeptical that it’s God on the other end of this cell phone number. Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
What the hell is an “art party”? We have no idea, but it doesn’t sound like anything we’d ever remotely want to attend. Continue reading
Posted May 16, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
Normally we don’t give much credence to superstitions. But this week we’re not taking Friday the 13th lightly — just like this 1942 newspaper from Kalamazoo. We do, however, take umbrage at their dissing of black cats. Black cats have absolutely nothing to do with bad luck, and they shouldn't... Continue reading
Posted May 13, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
This week has been so dreary, hasn’t it Little Gays? At least here in NYC. Rain, rain, and more rain. We actually don’t have the time to say much about today’s ad — we weren’t going to do anything today at all. But short and sweet beats zero, don’t you... Continue reading
Posted May 6, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
We’ve been quite clear about the fact that we can’t stand Grandpa Sanders. And we’ve been angry before, but now we’re really pissed off. First of all, even though Sanders won in Indiana, he only got six more delegates than Hillary did from that state. So she’s still way ahead.... Continue reading
Posted May 4, 2016 at The Gays Judge You
Pestilence, obviously. No other explanation necessary. Continue reading
Posted May 2, 2016 at The Gays Judge You