There is a little foofy puppy that lives next door, whose person brought her here this morning, and she's gotten a little too comfortable... I'm concerned that she's not going to leave. Ever. She has started napping on my bed, which has elicited the "cute" word. It's alarming, since "cute"... Continue reading

You have got to be freakin' kidding me. It's bad enough that the photos of Halloween's hotdog costume made it to the internet. I swear to god, if I end up with feathers on my butt this week, I am taking a hearty dump on someone's pillow. Heed my warning. Continue reading

My people got me this fluffy bed thing last year. It was pretty okay for napping (soft, fuzzy, warm, etc.), but WAY MORE AWESOME for humping. I wanted to let everyone know how fantastic this bed thing was, so I would frequently demonstrate its superior humpability for anyone who seemed... Continue reading

I was play ing with my friend (who was a bee) on the patio, and then after a while he stopped moving. I was bored by this, so I ate him. He was a little crispy--which was interesting-- but I swear I tasted resentment as I was chewing him, which... Continue reading

I had a pig's ear in my mouth earlier today... but I can't remember if it was just now, or if it was several hours ago or perhaps even yesterday. I typically hide these things under the desk, but I'm not finding it under the desk, which means I might... Continue reading

Hey folks, We are jazzed to announce our official record release show, November 4th @ Rickshaw Stop here in SF. We'll be sharing the stage with some awesome local bands (Foxtail Sommersault, Vir, and Tomihira), toasting copiously to the completion of our long-labored project, and celebrating our faces off.... all... Continue reading

Tracing Figures is a 4-piece rock band based in San Francisco, CA. They recently completed a self-titled EP & would love for you to have a listen at www.tracingfigures.bandcamp.com Continue reading

re you trying to incite a riot? Isn't the cardinal rule in any relationship "don't go to sleep mad"? Well, guess what? LAST NIGHT, I WENT TO SLEEP MAD. I arrived at work this morning to find that the internet is a droning hive of infuriated nerd-bees... Continue reading

In 2009, San Francisco's 7×7 Magazine whittled down the city's finest morsels to a list of 100 Things to Eat (and Drink) Before You Die, also known as The Big Eat. Gorging ensued across the city in an epic journey to experience the best of the best; for sake of being an expert & for bragging rights. Since the updated 2010 list failed to include much in the way of new items to try, I offer these suggestions, both well-known favorites and hidden gems. Continue reading