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Miss Powder Room
I'm primping in the powder room
I lie about my age and weight, steal Splenda packets from work, and have been told I own far too many shoes.
Interests: Anything retro and anyone who can make me laugh out loud.
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That’s the last time she chooses a pat down over the full-body scanner. Continue reading
Posted Nov 22, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Yolanda is wearing a wool felt hat by Dick. Continue reading
Posted Nov 19, 2010 at The Powder Room
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It was at that moment, she realized she never should have asked a prima ballerina to be in her wedding. Continue reading
Posted Nov 17, 2010 at The Powder Room
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She's already chosen the hat she'll wear to watch Waity Katie come down the aisle. Continue reading
Posted Nov 16, 2010 at The Powder Room
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At least her husband wasn't interested in wearing women's thongs. Continue reading
Posted Nov 15, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Watching the zombies burn, Miranda made a mental note to pick up some frankfurters and charcoal briquettes on the way home. Continue reading
Posted Oct 29, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Pamela thought it unseemly to be asked to wear a party hat while still perfectly sober. Continue reading
Posted Jul 28, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Now she understood why his friends call him Mr. Ed. Continue reading
Posted Jul 26, 2010 at The Powder Room
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If only she could remember to stop tasting the dough after she’d added the crushed Vicodin. Continue reading
Posted Jul 23, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Upon seeing her troop leader wandering into a patch of poison ivy, Frances knew there would be no s'mores around the campfire this evening. Continue reading
Posted Jul 21, 2010 at The Powder Room
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The cruise Albert had in mind was a tuna fishing charter. Nevertheless, Miriam made the best of it, ignoring the splatters of chum that were already staining her new sundress. Continue reading
Posted Jul 19, 2010 at The Powder Room
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News of Bristol and Levi's engagement rekindled Marjorie's hopes for a Brad and Jen reconciliation. Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Can you believe Mel Gibson implied I should give him a BJ? He deserves just what he got... If he gets up, can I kick him next? Continue reading
Posted Jul 15, 2010 at The Powder Room
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"Zut alors," muttered Genevieve to no one in particular when she realized that she'd missed the Bastille Day celebration and was now just a woman in a funny hat. Continue reading
Posted Jul 14, 2010 at The Powder Room
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"I wonder if I have time to put on my new thong swimsuit?" thought Liz. Continue reading
Posted Jul 14, 2010 at The Powder Room
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"It's a text from Roger... He's breaking up with me... Hmmm... I'll be able to go with you to the luncheon, after all." Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2010 at The Powder Room
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The Patterson sisters once again brought the audience to its feet at the Competitive Square Dancing Finals. Continue reading
Posted Jul 9, 2010 at The Powder Room
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"Lucinda, that's the beer goggles talking. He looks nothing like Dr. McDreamy." Continue reading
Posted Jul 7, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Looking into the fitting room mirror, Veronica simply didn't understand the appeal of this fashion-forward thing. Continue reading
Posted Jul 5, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Millicent was the one who'd filled the principal's glove box with three-day-old tekka maki. Continue reading
Posted Jun 30, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Ever since her own breast augmentation, Ruby couldn't help but wonder. Continue reading
Posted Jun 28, 2010 at The Powder Room
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Roxanne eagerly awaited her twin sister's assessment of the life-size sculpture of Hugh Jackman she'd made from fondant. Continue reading
Posted Jun 25, 2010 at The Powder Room