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Hmmm, I can see that. Its like toast Rorschach.
An open letter to people who see images of Jesus in their food. From Jesus.
Dear people who see images of me in their food, This will be a brief letter because I have a 11pm appearance in a piece of strawberry-rhubarb pie at a diner down the Shore. Psych! Okay, seriously, folks. Can we talk? Because if I didn't know absolutely everything and couldn't discern every singl...
An open letter to people who see images of Jesus in their food. From Jesus.
Posted Oct 4, 2012 at Earth Mother just means I'm dusty
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Thats exactly what I thought, Anna! Lets get these stroopwafels and start our own restaurant! Well be rich, rich, I tell you!
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my DUTCH friend, Charlotte, who says she loves me, but has yet to demonstrate that love with gifts of ...
I KNEW IT! I knew it was their fault and not mine. Thanks for the absolution, Liz.
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my DUTCH friend, Charlotte, who says she loves me, but has yet to demonstrate that love with gifts of ...
Ill admit, Jenners, that I kind of anticipated at least one Dane with no sense of humor to attack. So far, so good.
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my DUTCH friend, Charlotte, who says she loves me, but has yet to demonstrate that love with gifts of ...
Hahaha! Im laughing, but really, thats pretty scary.
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my DUTCH friend, Charlotte, who says she loves me, but has yet to demonstrate that love with gifts of ...
I grew up in Illinois and my mother lives in Indiana, so I can tell you that yes, they are the same place.
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my DUTCH friend, Charlotte, who says she loves me, but has yet to demonstrate that love with gifts of ...
The blond countries. Yes. Dont even get me started on Sweden.
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my DUTCH friend, Charlotte, who says she loves me, but has yet to demonstrate that love with gifts of ...
Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
Posted Oct 1, 2012 at Earth Mother just means I'm dusty
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How about salty black licorice? Has your wooden shoed friend told you about those yet? I personally cant stand the stuff, but its VERY Dutch.Have a lovely day my friendFrom: Shari Simpson-Cabelin [mailto:shari@dustyearthmother.com]
Sent: Saturday, September 29, 2012 8:50 AM
To: reply-4FZLUCIGI7RE_4ZQ5VGFHM7RG@typepad.com; Nancy Davis Kho
Subject: Re: [Earth Mother just means Im dusty] Nancy Davis Kho submitted a comment to Ill never forgive youTHE NANCY DAVIS KHO! I AM SHOCKED AND WOUNDED BY THIS! The next time we see each other, you must bring me a box of stroopwafels as a peace offering.
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
THE NANCY DAVIS KHO! I AM SHOCKED AND WOUNDED BY THIS! The next time we see each other, you must bring me a box of stroopwafels as a peace offering.
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
Im actually going to pretend that this is true, Heather; at least until November when the Truth Is Revealed.
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
Right, Nancy?
Kids Explain Social Media
This is SO worth your two minutes. Not only is it laugh-out-loud funny, and not only is my dear friend and internet comedy sensation Mark Malkoff doing the interviewing for PR News, but... my kids are in it. See if you can spot them. (hint: The Pistol is true to form). And come on over and v...
Ah, good idea, Jenners! I never thought about advance purchasing.
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
Definitely meant to be injected, A.
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
Thank you in advance.
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
That is an awesome pro tip, Jeni. I will have one frozen and one over my coffee. In November. *sob*
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
Thanks, Jeanie. Now Im really in pain. :-)
I'll never forgive you
Any of you. Why has no one ever told me about these?! You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?! Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you love me, but Praatjes vullen geen gaatjes, babe. Yeah, that's right, actions speak lou...
I'll never forgive you
Posted Sep 27, 2012 at Earth Mother just means I'm dusty
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Well done, Hillary!
"Our Mom Is So Calm!" by Ms. Seuss
The sun did not shine, It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house, All that cold, cold wet day. "Teacher Training" it was, And the kids were off school. The Mom thought she could work, but the Mom was a fool. "Play with us!" Said the spawn. "Play Play Play Play ...
Yes, people have been telling me that since she was born. Came out a Pistol and stayed a Pistol. Help me, Amanda.
Mixed Messages From The Spawn
Last night, as I put The Pistol to bed, she said, "Sorry about the message." I said, "What message?" No answer. But then I found this on my pillow. You know, The Pistol has done many things that have made me furious. She's done many things that have made me cry. She's done many things that hav...
Wish you could be with us. xxxooo
Two comedy virtuosos in one black box.
Some people salivate when they anticipate a fine meal. (I do.) And some people brain-salivate when they anticipate an evening of fiercely intelligent, no holds barred, no one is safe, comedy. (I do, I do.) Sunday night I'm going to see the amazing Lizz Winstead, co-creator and former head wri...
Kids Explain Social Media
This is SO worth your two minutes. Not only is it laugh-out-loud funny, and not only is my dear friend and internet comedy sensation Mark Malkoff doing the interviewing for PR News, but... my kids are in it. See if you can spot them. (hint: The Pistol is true to form). And come on over and visit me on The Mouthy Housewives today! I'm dispensing wise advice about loyalty and friendship. Oh, and 80's movies. Continue reading
Posted Sep 24, 2012 at Earth Mother just means I'm dusty
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Guess what, Linda? Youre in! You were the first to answer the wildly difficult trivia question :-) and you apparently live close enough to take advantage of this. Woo hoo! Will email you separately to give you all the info. Congrats and we finally get to meet!
Two comedy virtuosos in one black box.
Some people salivate when they anticipate a fine meal. (I do.) And some people brain-salivate when they anticipate an evening of fiercely intelligent, no holds barred, no one is safe, comedy. (I do, I do.) Sunday night I'm going to see the amazing Lizz Winstead, co-creator and former head wri...
Oh, Heather. I think I love you. Anyone who calls Fate dude gets high marks in my book.
Two comedy virtuosos in one black box.
Some people salivate when they anticipate a fine meal. (I do.) And some people brain-salivate when they anticipate an evening of fiercely intelligent, no holds barred, no one is safe, comedy. (I do, I do.) Sunday night I'm going to see the amazing Lizz Winstead, co-creator and former head wri...
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