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Mommy Shorts
New York City
Creative Director, Design Junkie, Closet Copywriter, Brand New Mom
Interests: Advertising, design, decor, my baby girl and too much television
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Say Goodbye to my Current Blog Design
Posted Sep 18, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Disappointment is the Worst Possible Smell
Posted Sep 17, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Oh, you are one of THOSE. I've met your kind before.
Carnival Rides Make Me Puke in 2D
Remember a few years ago, when I took Mazzy on a kiddie park ride called the "Happy Swing" and almost lost my lunch in mid-air? And then I finally understood why my mother insisted I go on all the rides with my dad, while she waited on the ground? She wasn't lame or afraid. SHE KNEW THE LIMITS...
Carnival Rides Make Me Puke in 2D
Posted Sep 15, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Chef Mazzy is Taking Orders in the Kitchen
Posted Sep 15, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Oh my god, my world is changed forever.
I Hated When My Dad Shaved His Beard Too
I remember when my dad shaved the beard he had worn for my entire life. It was life-altering and devastating. And I was about 25-years-old at the time. It was night and I remember a strange man walking up to our house through the darkness. My sister and I were standing in the doorway and we bo...
I Hated When My Dad Shaved His Beard Too
Posted Sep 15, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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30 New Members of the Picky Eaters Club
Posted Sep 12, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Book of Mormon was the best show on earth. But yeah, probably the least appropriate show for a child. I wouldn't even take a high school kid to Book of Mormon!
8 Things You Should Know About Mazzy's First Trip to a Broadway Show
Grammy and I took Mazzy to see the Lion King on Sunday. It was her first Broadway Show. Wondering if a four-year-old is old enough for a three hour stage performance? Here's what I can tell you about the experience... 1) Mazzy hit her knee on the car door before we went into the theater and de...
Harlow's First Day of Pre-Pre-School
Posted Sep 11, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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She really does like broccoli! Broccoli, tomatoes and red peppers. Harlow likes them all too. Those are their vegetables of choice.
Mazzy and I are Living in Cartoonland!
Mazzy and I are starring in a new video for American Express! Well, it’s not actually us. It’s the animated versions of us. Which might be even better. It’s about the time I bought a new printer and Mazzy thought it was magic. I guess when a kid sees photos on a computer or an iPhone her entir...
Mazzy and I are Living in Cartoonland!
Posted Sep 10, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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8 Things You Should Know About Mazzy's First Trip to a Broadway Show
Posted Sep 9, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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It's you! I shortened a few to fit the template.
Horrible Household Smells: The Finals!
Yesterday, I sat in my office saying things like, "which one is worse— a burger in the floor vent or a bag of salad exploding in the trunk?" and "is an old cat with a bowel disorder funny gross? or just gross gross?" It was hard narrowing down your most horrible and most hilarious smells to te...
Yep- I see your photos in the hashtag!
Get Out of My Bed, Please
Photo Contest: Serta Mattress with Adjustable Foundation ($5000) Shortly after Mazzy transitioned from her crib to her toddler bed, she had an epiphany. Why in the world would she stay in her own bed when she could very easily get up, open her door and wander into bed with mom and dad? Our bed...
He didn't care the last time so let's hope dignity doesn't get the better of him this time around!
Get Out of My Bed, Please
Photo Contest: Serta Mattress with Adjustable Foundation ($5000) Shortly after Mazzy transitioned from her crib to her toddler bed, she had an epiphany. Why in the world would she stay in her own bed when she could very easily get up, open her door and wander into bed with mom and dad? Our bed...
Ha. #getoutofmybed was already a pretty popular hashtag on Instagram so I needed another word to make it mine. "Now" would have worked just as well!
Get Out of My Bed, Please
Photo Contest: Serta Mattress with Adjustable Foundation ($5000) Shortly after Mazzy transitioned from her crib to her toddler bed, she had an epiphany. Why in the world would she stay in her own bed when she could very easily get up, open her door and wander into bed with mom and dad? Our bed...
Get Out of My Bed, Please
Posted Sep 8, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Monday Morning with Anna
Posted Sep 7, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Mom/Artist Turns Toddler's Scribbles into Works of Art
Posted Sep 7, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Huh. I could see it earlier. I wonder if the parent changed the settings?
Time Lapse of a Little Girl Walking to School for Two Plus Years
With every approaching baby milestone comes the opportunity to create a time lapse video to wow family, friends and the internet at large. And then parents with less foresight will say, "Why didn't I think to take photos of my wife sucking in the air of a balloon throughout her pregnancy until...
36 Kids Who Were Less Than Enthused About Their First Day of School
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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Time Lapse of a Little Girl Walking to School for Two Plus Years
Posted Sep 4, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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The mom who intimidated me the most Mazzy's first day of preschool is now one of my best friends. It's Seri from Little Miss Party (if you follow my blog regularly, you probably hear me mention her a lot) and we share an office now. It will be ok!
How to Make Mom Friends in One Easy Step
Two of my favorite internet people, Karen from Baby Sideburns and Elle from What's Up Moms got together to tell a little story (a true story) about making mom friends. MORAL: If you see another mom you want to get to know at the playground, talk to her and ask for her number. She won't think y...
Horrible Household Smells: The Finals!
Posted Sep 3, 2014 at Mommy Shorts
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