Interests: Those who endured hardships from not realizing this blog is 'satire', I was just joking! To protect myself and the public from further injury, or legal problems, I might downgrade to 'humor', or 'pitiful homilies that warm your heart and make you smile'. WARNING: This blog is for theraputical purposes. If you do not suffer from what I have, read very carefully, and only laugh after the all-is-clear siren. My identity is a secret. Because, in twenty years I will be famous, and I do not want to publicize it yet.