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I agree, too. Oxyclean spray, let the item lay on top of the washer until I'm done avoiding the laundry, and it comes out nearly every time - but I use the powder in every load of kid's clothes, too!
why I need to buy new clothes for my son
There are three reasons why I need to buy new clothes for my son: Growth. Messy food consumption. (e.g., strawberries, those stupid yogurt tubes) Napkin blindness. No, really. He is unable to see napkins. Or even admit that they exist. Which makes sense because he physically can't see t...
That is 100% true. My daughter fell when we were in the bank recently and bonked her head. She sat there with her mouth wide open and eyes squeezed tightly shut for about 30 seconds before she let out the LOUDEST screaming/crying I'd ever heard in my life. For about 10 minutes.
crappy laws of parenting, top 8 countdown...illustrated with crappy pictures™
I have two kids. This means that if one kid does x and the other one does y then I can conclude that 50% of all children do x and 50% of all children do y. This makes me a parenting expert. Since I'm an expert, I've decided to start a new series called the Crappy Laws of Parenting based on my sc...
I really love the part about getting the kids to bed and the cats immediately descending upon you. I get so irritated because when I pee (like twice a day), I get into the bathroom, yank my pants down and get excited for 30 seconds of alone time. Immediately I can hear the cat leaping and running, and instantly he is on my lap while I'm on the toilet. I really can't even pee alone.
the phenomenon of parenting and pet annoyance, illustrated with crappy pictures™
I first encountered this closet phenomenon of parenting and pet annoyance when I was 23 and had just started dating my now husband. We were invited to dinner by a couple we didn't know well. They were older (like, 30 or even 31 which sounds horribly old when you are 23) and they had a baby who ...
My husband has said EXACTLY THAT. I wanted to junk punch him! And what was about 36 hours for me literally was 6 days for him! (Plus another week where he just "didn't quite feel normal yet".) I get so frustrated, but what can you do? Oh, wait... that's right... junk punch them! LOL
going viral, the puking kind...illustrated with crappy pictures™
Last Monday started like any other Monday except the boys were being unruly. More unruly than usual, anyway. This was the beginning of a very long week that I almost couldn't handle. We were about to go viral. With an intestinal virus. Here is how it all went down... So I hear them from the kitc...
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