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Crap! I posted as Sassmouth because it was from my phone. And I don't know how to change it. Love, Bridget.
Commented Oct 15, 2011 on It's TMI Friday, Yo!: Edition: Honor de Ballsack NEW WITH UPDATES at Sassmouth
It's TMI Friday, Yo!: Edition: Honor de Ballsack NEW WITH UPDATES
...You ain't got shit to do. Question: I hate sucking a dude's balls. Or even playing with them. I just don't even get it, and when I try to do it, it seems like it isn't getting the desired results.... Am I doing it wrong? Answer: Joanna: Yes. You're SUCKING A DUDE'S BALLS. Don't do that. Wa...
Wait! What ha happened? I was just saying that so our readers with dangly old man balls wouldn't feel bad. They're not my (peach) bag either!! Everyone is entitled to his/her preferences. But hey, we don't have any readers anyway...it's just us... Talking about balls to each other on the Internet.
Commented Oct 15, 2011 on It's TMI Friday, Yo!: Edition: Honor de Ballsack NEW WITH UPDATES at Sassmouth
It's TMI Friday, Yo!: Edition: Honor de Ballsack NEW WITH UPDATES
...You ain't got shit to do. Question: I hate sucking a dude's balls. Or even playing with them. I just don't even get it, and when I try to do it, it seems like it isn't getting the desired results.... Am I doing it wrong? Answer: Joanna: Yes. You're SUCKING A DUDE'S BALLS. Don't do that. Wa...
And here I thought Wendy Williams was a poor man's Tyra Banks...
Also: how can I change it so I'm not commenting using the royal we (Sassmouth Sisters)? And I don't want directions...I want you or Jo to fix it for me while I have a Popsicle on the porch (Dad said I could).
Commented Oct 5, 2011 on Because I once birthed a baby in divorce court... at Sassmouth
Because I once birthed a baby in divorce court...
...well, almost. But fuck the bullshit, ladies. When I was 7 months pregnant with my now-two-week-old son, I discovered my POSH (Piece Of Shit Husband) had been having an affair. Or two. Make that three. Mattafact, in our three years of marriage, he had been faithful for exactly none of it. ...
Because I Plan To Piss Excellence Again in the Future. Title case, because I may make that a category as well because you felt the need to point out my lack of familiarity with TypePad.
Commented Oct 5, 2011 on Because I Piss Excellence... at Sassmouth
Because I Piss Excellence...
…and sometimes boiling hot pee. Which totally qualifies me to discuss women’s health issues and other topics that are absolutely none of your goddamn business in a public forum.* Per Joanna, I am supposed to tell y’all a little bit about myself, so here goes: I’m a 29 y.o. DWF ISO the approva...
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