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VERY well played on your part; you can always count on idiots to dig their own grave.
Commented Aug 22, 2015 on Entitled Custy Story Update: Revenge Best Served Sweet With A Side Of Retail Balls Award at Retail Hell Underground
Entitled Custy Story Update: Revenge Best Served Sweet With A Side Of Retail Balls Award
From: Tomato_Ketchup Here's an update on my situation. I called corporate to complain that I was basically reprimanded for following policy and refusing service to a customer during my break. Of course corporate immediately sided with me, and everything seemed like it was going to be fixed an...
I have yet to decode what makes some people think you work at a store when you're just shopping. I can have a full cart of groceries, wearing coat, and looking through an ad and still get mistaken for an employee. Maybe some people just ask anyone in a 20 foot radius and hope they get lucky... Next time I'm going to ask them what makes them think I work there; I really want to know.
Commented Aug 14, 2015 on Entitled Custy Hell: Lanyards Are A Mark of Retail Slavery at Retail Hell Underground
Entitled Custy Hell: Lanyards Are A Mark of Retail Slavery
From: yuna1881 I worked at an EB games (long time ago) and got this cool PS2 lanyard that I kept on my keychain just because I liked it. I was at a Linens & Things standing at the register waiting to check out, the cashier for whatever reason had to leave the register for a second during my t...
That is NOT a marinade!
Commented Aug 14, 2015 on Grocery Store N.A.T. Busted Stealing a Ribeye Steak Smuggled In His Colostomy Bag at Retail Hell Underground
Grocery Store N.A.T. Busted Stealing a Ribeye Steak Smuggled In His Colostomy Bag
From The Smoking Gun: A South Carolina man arrested yesterday for shoplifting ribeye steaks from a Food Lion smuggled meat out of the store in his colostomy bag,according to a police interview with the suspect’s girlfriend. Cops were called Tuesday afternoon to the Food Lion after employee...
Every store in the district I work in of this particular chain does not rotate product, ever. She would be almost guaranteed to get an outdated box by doing that around here.
Commented Aug 13, 2015 on Customer Reject of the Day: Finding the Perfect Box of Cornflakes at Retail Hell Underground
Customer Reject of the Day: Finding the Perfect Box of Cornflakes
I watched an old lady about 4 feet high pull these boxes of cornflakes from the shelf so she could get the one in the back. She walked away with it, holding it in her hands like a trophy, leaving the other three rejected boxes on the floor. I put the them back on the shelf so another old lad...
"Mighty Anus," I'm picturing something in a cape...
Commented Aug 8, 2015 on Signage Slip-Ups: McDonald's Canada Brings Back an Old Favorite at Retail Hell Underground
Signage Slip-Ups: McDonald's Canada Brings Back an Old Favorite
From nutbagging_dildobean Interestingly, this is a new pic! Over the years there has been numerous signage slip-ups at Mickey D's with the word "Angus." Makes us wonder if they are leaving the g out of this one on purpose...
The store down the road from mine has security tags on the deodorant. That just makes the tweakers apply it on their person in the store and leave it on the shelf though.
Commented Aug 8, 2015 on Grocery Store Forced To Put Security Sensor Tags on Bottles of Tide and Gain Laundry Soap at Retail Hell Underground
Grocery Store Forced To Put Security Sensor Tags on Bottles of Tide and Gain Laundry Soap
From Jinjubei: You know you live in a bad neighborhood when...
I would have given a large sum of money to see that.
Commented Aug 3, 2015 on Hellspawn Gets Instant Karma at Retail Hell Underground
Hellspawn Gets Instant Karma
From: torlad I used to work as a cashier at a retail store. As I'm walking around my aisle straightening up merchandise, a lady and her son are waiting in line at a checkout line (not mine). The son has on a pair of heelys (shoes with small wheels in the heels) and is running up and down in f...
Thank you for the post on the Michigan law. I live in Michigan, and that law is often misused, misunderstood, and misquoted.
Commented Aug 3, 2015 on Scams And Scammers: "It's The Law!" at Retail Hell Underground
Scams And Scammers: "It's The Law!"
From: Finder Queen For anyone who may not know, there are ZERO laws saying that the price on the tag is what you HAVE to sell it for. I've had this line used on me before and later checked my state and national law. Found zero evidence supporting this "law." Yes while it is nice for customers...
My husband wakes me up for work everyday... Please don't show him this!
Commented Aug 3, 2015 on If You Have Trouble Getting Out of Bed in The Morning, You May Need The High Voltage Ejector Bed at Retail Hell Underground
If You Have Trouble Getting Out of Bed in The Morning, You May Need The High Voltage Ejector Bed
From Youtube: Jul 30, 2015 The Ejector bed is what you need if getting up in the morning is not your thing. Taylors of harrogate asked me to make a wake up device to match their High Voltage coffee so i set about making this wonderful machine which so many of you have requested i build (Like ...
I thought I was the only one who had someone get mad at me because I wasn't an employee... How dare I exist in their store if I'm not there to answer their dumbass questions!
Commented Jul 26, 2015 on "No, Go Away, Buzz Off." Are Any Of These Penetrating Your Thick Skull? at Retail Hell Underground
"No, Go Away, Buzz Off." Are Any Of These Penetrating Your Thick Skull?
From: Liz Custy: Could you check the price of this for me? Me: *sigh* I don't work here. Had that happen many times. Once or twice, it was followed up with a cross; Custy: “Well, could you check for me ANYWAY?” How about; "No. Just let me choose my breakfast cereal in peace!" --Liz
What is with all the fetus/pregnancy cakes??? Who is ordering these, and who is fulfilling these orders by baking these monstrosities? Yikes!!
Commented Jul 26, 2015 on Cake Mistakes: No Really.. .Why? at Retail Hell Underground
Cake Mistakes: No Really.. .Why?
--cakewrecks.com
Is it just me, or does that dent in the grill seem just about child-size?
Commented Jul 23, 2015 on Sketchy Ice Cream Trucks: The Truck From Borat Sells Ice Cream Now at Retail Hell Underground
Sketchy Ice Cream Trucks: The Truck From Borat Sells Ice Cream Now
--GarciaJones
I wish they would mention how many people they studied. I'm sure 7% would very well fall under margin of error, especially if the test group is as small as I would guess it was. No news to report? Just make up some stats!
Commented Jul 17, 2015 on New WTF Study Claims If You Shop with Reusable Grocery Bags You Buy More Junk Food at Retail Hell Underground
New WTF Study Claims If You Shop with Reusable Grocery Bags You Buy More Junk Food
Seriously? While most of us are quite aware that using reusable shopping bags helps the environment, I hardly doubt that people are going to the store at this point in time with their cloth bags thinking "Since I'm helping out the environment I can spend more on cake and potato chips..." Sor...
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