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I paid my mom to sew some stockings out of Halloween fabric with black fake fur on top. Waiting to see if they sell.
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Oh shit, I ordered the crazy cat lady starter kit that came with four cats, I'm over the limit.
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He's 2 dimensional.
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More people need to call corporate and tell them to stop it. Some clerks are so afraid of losing their jobs over missed quotas on these stupid things that they panic and go overboard pushing them. Example: Wells Fargo with their unreachable quotas that led to all those fake accts being opened.
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I went a Kmart that was liquidating and found a cute pair of shoes 75% off. I only tried on the right one as the sandals I had on were a hassle to remove, it fit fine off to check out. The cashier checks to make sure they are both size yeti and noticed they were both right shoes.😑 No shoes for me.
Toggle Commented Oct 11, 2018 on Shoe Mismates Hell at Retail Hell Underground
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Deja vu...
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Good boss, have a cookie🍪.
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I'll have the doody with the garlic schmear.
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I had 5 banananananana daiquiris and it looksh fine to meeee....
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You will be missed. Etiquette hell is also going away( not archiving😥). I might actually have to work at work now.
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Duck slowly, silently backs out of room clutching empty cup.
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Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Left So Cal 9 years ago, was paying $1050 a month for 390 sq ft apartment. Appliances, utilities not included.
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I had a similar issue but as a customer. It was buy 24 cans of cat food get a free bag of dry cat food. Checker scanned my (large) order and the bag rang full price. I asked about and she got snotty and said I only had 21 cans. They were bagged already so the bagger went and pulled 3 more cans for me and she grumpily adjusted the price. I got home a starter putting away groceries and found I had 27 cans.
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What can I get for a box of burned out vibrators? On an odd note if you start wandering on Amazon you will find some...creative items😎
Toggle Commented Sep 12, 2018 on This Exchange Rate Sucks at Retail Hell Underground
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Tell your manager I love her.
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There are so many awesome/horrible ways to fill in the blank.
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Yaaaaayyy, I'm a pirate!!!!!!!
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One of these things is not like the others.
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Alferd Packer dining hall. He is also known as the Colorado cannibal.
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Stone that is cold did a cinnamon red hots ice cream years ago, gods it was good.
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At first glance I thought the dogs ear was cut off.
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Old Bay is a little box of heaven.
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Yeah, that thumb is weird, almost looks likes he handing you a small flesh colored dildo... Which would explain the smile😁
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That's the same creepy smile as "The Gentlemen" in the silent episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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