Ugh! I will never understand why people think that's appropriate and why in the world the IT guy would not be allowed to give one warning and then just walk out and straight to HR if he kept at it. Reason #151 why I hate the corporate world.

Wow...how dumb can you be?

ICON [ahy-kon] noun -a picture, image, or other representation. -Eastern Church. a representation of some sacred personage, as Christ or a saint or angel, painted usually on a wood surface and venerated itself as sacred. -a sign or representation that stands for its object by virtue of a resemblance or analogy to it: an icon of womanhood. I swear, some people just use their religion as an excuse not to think.

Yeah the whole diamond industry is a sham, but still, thank goodness for honest customers.

It makes me wonder is it the picture that's just switched or is it the label? Like, if you click cash, will it ask for card details or no?

Ugh...I hate printers. I'm able to troubleshoot just about anything any of the myriad electronics at work throws at me, but if the printer is being a baby, forget it. We aren't printing anything that day!

*gently open window* "Ok so that's one scoop strawberry...one scoop vanilla...and one scoop chocolate...and HERESYOURFECKINGICECREAM!!!!!" *gently close window* This looks like REAL retail therapy. And I need it. XD

Er...neither of those are working websites anymore, however I was able to double click the link to highlight it and get it to work. But here is it broken up: https://ekstrabladet.dk/migration_catalog/article4579610.ece/ IMAGE_ALTERNATES/p910/coop_julepynt_995802a.jpg

Jeebus I need to just skip over these until I come across the one titled "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!" because this whole escapade is just...AAAAARRRRRGH!!!

Snowballs! I've done that a time or two. I'll have to remember that. I love Steak n' Shake! Their garlic burger is fantastic, but unfortunately, where I live, we only have a small one in the mall which has a limited menu of both burgers and shakes. I gotta go to San Antonio to get the garlic burger.

Negative! I am a meat popsicle!

Dammit TT, why'd you have to bring logic into this? Crushing my dreams and all...

It's possible HR doesn't know because he uses a different last name than her, or maybe HR does know and she's got a 'friend' there that's covering for her. Either way, I am really wanting this witch to get her comeuppance because I'm getting a second-hand ulcer from this crap. I would have blown up at her a thousand times already and walked out.

Oh god that was the funniest thing I've ever come across! The engineer notes: Problem almost recreated. Thing red.

Ok I am just waiting for this Angie to get her arse handed to her. This whole string is bad for my blood pressure.

I need this sign at my shop. On a tech worksheet, I once literally had to write "Customer did something and now the car doesn't run". I generally try to be more specific than that, but this was an older customer that liked to ramble. Alot. It was just easier to have my guys start looking at it than to try and list the twelve dozen things the customer thought it might be.

There is just something unnerving about stock images. So many of them have the dead eyes. Like this one. "Why the hell am I so happy about a bundle of bread?! Ha ha! Ha ha! Oh god I want to die..." I imagine stock image people are actually not really human, they're some sort of sentient entities that have been enslaved to give us these images. Because someone somewhere needs an image of a deranged baker.

Yeah but that face just says "Dear god make it stop. I am dead inside, why do I have to smile?"

TechTyger: King of Spit Takes Also, if you wait till the baby is around six months but before like 3 or 4 years, you don't even have to worry about basting them on the roast. They're just naturally coated in a sticky glaze 24/7. Don't ask what it is, just accept it.

Well with heart disease being the #1 cause of death in the US that's actually debatable. But I will argue donuts are a far more enjoyable way to go than meth.

Oh good thing my mother in law in Catholic! I'll borrow some of her holy water. Thanks TT!

That's for the tip TT. I was wondering why my monitor was being sassy. Got any tips for ornery printers? XD

BURN THE HERETIC!!! But now I'm gonna have to try some Tillamook. If I can find it here in the State of Blue Bell.

If it really is East Texas, I can believe it.

Damn... Oh the taste of sweet sweet karma.