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Our enemies will be wearing them. If it saves lives, why not ?
Soon to be standard military issue for all recruits.
Half the population of NYC are unknown organisms.
Because Florida doesn't already have enough exciting tourist destinations.
" What should someone do if they find a weevil in their home? " Move. Next question.
Toggle Commented Feb 7, 2015 on 'COZY HUGS' at Dave Barry's Blog
Usually when the light comes on, they run back under the appendix.
Toggle Commented Feb 6, 2015 on HELLO, ORKIN? at Dave Barry's Blog
Did they spot any of those small woodland creatures that build dams...?
The manager will roo that decision.
Toggle Commented Feb 4, 2015 on SERVICE THIS at Dave Barry's Blog
The last 6 years say different.
Toggle Commented Feb 4, 2015 on GOOD NEWS, DUDE at Dave Barry's Blog
He's going to need coffee when he comes out of it.
Toggle Commented Feb 4, 2015 on PAGING MONTY PYTHON at Dave Barry's Blog
Considering all the time they spend under refrigerators, you'd expect them to be uniformly depressed.
Will literature ever recover ?
Toggle Commented Feb 3, 2015 on MEANWHILE IN SPORTS at Dave Barry's Blog
Ask him if he remembered opening the window.
Toggle Commented Feb 3, 2015 on SUCH A GENTLEMAN at Dave Barry's Blog
" We can't figure out why the damned things aren't selling. "
Toggle Commented Feb 3, 2015 on VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING at Dave Barry's Blog
Accept no substitutes. If you want something nauseating to eat, eat real tofu.
You can't go wrong with kitchen appliances.
Toggle Commented Feb 3, 2015 on AN EMAIL WE GOT THIS MORNING at Dave Barry's Blog
Have Rin Tin Tin arrest her.
Toggle Commented Feb 3, 2015 on FLORIDA DINING REPORT at Dave Barry's Blog
A video game based on a Macy's shoe sale...?
Toggle Commented Feb 3, 2015 on GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY at Dave Barry's Blog
Good thing they weren't rhino hunting.
Toggle Commented Feb 2, 2015 on GUESS THE STATE at Dave Barry's Blog
And stuffing potatoes down a toilet isn't a crime ?
Toggle Commented Feb 2, 2015 on GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
" Hands up. Your beef jerky or your life. "
Toggle Commented Feb 2, 2015 on CSI: CENTRAL OHIO at Dave Barry's Blog
You'd have to be drunk to live in Fargo.
Toggle Commented Feb 1, 2015 on CSI: FARGO at Dave Barry's Blog
No 20' long pythons in Minnesota, just wolves and bears.
Big deal. There's probably that many used ones on the men's room floor.
Be safe. Buy one of those ergonomically designed snow shovels and pay the neighbor's kid to do the walk.
Toggle Commented Feb 1, 2015 on 'DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE' at Dave Barry's Blog