Odds are this happened in Canada. So free health care. If they offered to pay for physio what more can you ask for? NOTHING.

Do they come with the bandages needed to put together anyone insane enough to try and put that on a cat?

I practically remember this verbatim. Very recent.

Thanks for calling crapcom, can I have your telephone number? Oh I just have a quick question. What is your smtp/pop address? Oh that's x.x.x and w.w.w thank you. I'll take a 60 second call thanks!

I laughed so hard. Then I shared this with my mother. She laughed just as hard.

What's with the fat hating reposts? I've seen three if not more posts that seems to focus on the fact these crustys are obese, not that they are rude, or demanding, or trying to scam.

Mmmmmm, sweet sweet malicious compliance. Too bad you couldn't have gotten some commission on top of it ;)

Good riddance. They have been a real jerk for a while.

Jeeze, if you don't like the story, don't read. *Takes up place on TT's tree* pass the nip, this could get good.

And man, what a trip! Not quite car guy, but this is still pretty good. I keep waiting for the next... and hoping to god Angie gets it.

Labor laws. Need to have em. If it's too dangerous to go to work, can't be punished for not going in.

I think we have found the banned individual!

Meh, it's peta, they are a pita.

True, the difference between a flat white and a latte is primarily the size. AFAIK a flat white is a double ristretto shot of espresso and steamed milk, totaling 8 ounces. While a latte is X shot(s) espresso topped with steamed milk.

Oooh, that sounds YUM Kai.

And the most important step- professionals will remove the nest without any risk of you being stung. What mother did a week ago. Stupid wasps decided to sting mom.. twice, she was content to let the nest stay until it got colder and they died. Then they poked the bear. The bear squished em.

Twitch. I've had those symptoms. All in all, I had irritated something in my shoulder, and had a major panic attack. So glad my anxiety is doing somewhat better. I went to the ER once. They treated me seriously, ran the tests, waited for blood work, and told me I was fine. Of course the little pill they gave me did even more good. I now have a couple on hand for if I have another anxiety attack like that.

I'd bring the gasoline TT. *shudder*

*snork!!!!!* Oh god, I laughed too much at these. Thanks for the amusement

I saw red reading this. I don't think I could have held back as much as you did. I was pretty ticked the last time I came home after leaving my kitty with a sitter. Her pan was full. Since then I've only left her with someone I can trust, my mother. Granted I've looked after her two more often.

Still sounds like a real gem.

Or offer reasonable pricing.

Dang, that's so sad. I was thinking creeper, but then it hits you in the feels. Feel so bad for the old guy.

*scratches head* I remember being told not to touch mine if at all possible. Granted my bandages were covering staples, and those needed to be kept dry for like a week. I sense shenanigans. And not the good kind.

On the news tonight spontaneous combustion of rags that had an accelerant on them. Yesh, this heat. This customer still comes off as an a hole. I get he wasn't up for small talk, doesn't mean he needs to go all psycho. Personally I usually love small talk, but I get there are times when someone doesn't want any of it.