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"On Christmas Day" by Dido
Lady meets a guy one day, he compliments her and says he'll be back Christmas day.
She gets excited, her family's excited, she thinks she's gonna be married...
...and he doesn't show up.
What a surprise.
Commented Dec 12, 2016 on Poll #2: The Most "What The Fuck Is Wrong With You" Christmas Titles! at Retail Hell Underground
Poll #2: The Most "What The Fuck Is Wrong With You" Christmas Titles!
In my roaming for Christmas song titles I found some really horrible songs that I just can't believe were meant for Christmas! Take this as your "Trigger Warning" because... DAMN... If you choose NOT to listen to these songs and only vote based on the song titles, I won't hold it against you....
This is what happens when you don't have E-signs. Poor Boscov's....
Commented Nov 15, 2016 on Sale Slip-Ups: Spelling is Hard at Retail Hell Underground
Sale Slip-Ups: Spelling is Hard
From wellatgrammar
Well, they're not wrong.
Commented Sep 5, 2016 on Farm Signage Gives Eggs a New Name at Retail Hell Underground
Farm Signage Gives Eggs a New Name
From beardswife913
Rabbits tend to play by picking up and chucking things. This is a good way to keep a bunny stimulated.
Commented Aug 5, 2016 on A Bunny Cashier at Retail Hell Underground
A Bunny Cashier
From YOLOSWAG420xX: A store in my area has a bunny that sits on the counter and will hand you your change, merchandise, and receipts.
"I bet I could get some better service from you if I brought my 15 year old daughter with me!"
"Ma'am? That's creepy. You're creepy."
Commented Jul 12, 2016 on Toxic Managers, Dumbass Coworkers And Lots Of Stories at Retail Hell Underground
Toxic Managers, Dumbass Coworkers And Lots Of Stories
From: PokeNerd I've spent over a decade working in a grocery store and I have a few gems I'd like to share from coworkers, to managers and customers. One of the earliest stories involves not so much a bad coworker but a funny occurrence. Our store was implementing a new policy that states tha...
Booo!
Also, I see kids way too big for the carts sitting in them all the time when I'm at work....
Commented Jul 11, 2016 on Meanwhile at Costco at Retail Hell Underground
Meanwhile at Costco
From syracuseorange44: If you're old enough to own a cell phone, you're old enough to walk at Costco without being pushed.
An elderly co-worker tripped behind the jewelry counter one day and a customer quickly found me nearby and brought it to my attention; it was even more worrisome because the co-worker was on a blood-thinner. Fortunately, she was alright, but the counter had to be temporarily slowed down a bit, and customers were asking if she was okay.
Commented Jun 28, 2016 on Cashier Hell: Oblivious Bookstore Crusty at Retail Hell Underground
Cashier Hell: Oblivious Bookstore Crusty
Hi, RHU. Trivia Grrl here again with a story from the mists of time. Our bookstore opened late in July, so we missed most of the Back to School Madness that year. Which meant that the next summer, when we'd been open almost a year, we were learning by trial and error. But try telling that to...
I'm more impressed they realized they could use a backwards, upside-down 3 as an E.
Commented Jun 15, 2016 on Punctuation Is Important: Markdown... Definitely A Markdown Rather Than A Hot Seller... at Retail Hell Underground
Punctuation Is Important: Markdown... Definitely A Markdown Rather Than A Hot Seller...
--dominiion
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.
Commented May 30, 2016 on I Think I Know How They Named Themselves at Retail Hell Underground
I Think I Know How They Named Themselves
--laxton01
Courtesy of the Wap Goblin! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9qg2ijMks
Commented May 20, 2016 on Starbucks Custy Orders a Feta Wrap at Retail Hell Underground
Starbucks Custy Orders a Feta Wrap
From iPetey: ...and got a fetty wap instead.
Funny thing is I stopped by Target not long after I saw this post and encountered the same thing.
Commented May 9, 2016 on You Know It's Mother's Day When You See This at Retail Hell Underground
You Know It's Mother's Day When You See This
From heather80: Men being men.
I appreciate the caller remaining calm, too. I wouldn't remain calm at all.
Commented May 3, 2016 on Call Center Hell: Hellspawn Racks Up Over $2,000 In Game Charges on Dad's Credit Card at Retail Hell Underground
Call Center Hell: Hellspawn Racks Up Over $2,000 In Game Charges on Dad's Credit Card
Hey there fellow Retail Slaves and Peons!! Its been a very long time since I posted anything because its been a few years since I’ve worked in retail or customer service. Long story short, I worked in call centers for many years and finally my health got to a point that I was forced to stop ...
Looks like the church is as drunk as the holiday.
Commented May 2, 2016 on Amusing Church Signs: Out of Ideas at Retail Hell Underground
Amusing Church Signs: Out of Ideas
From coogidown2thesocks
Hey! Don't look at me!
Commented May 2, 2016 on Sales Vs. "Sales" at Retail Hell Underground
Sales Vs. "Sales"
From: RansomedSquirrel Maybe it’s just me but I hate the “sale” system that’s so prevalent. Some retailers have a standard price that’s reasonable, and occasionally they put things on sale to drive customers. This is fine. The other method, that I hate and see right through, is the “everythin...
The fact that I played Ni no Kuni and they call bananas "Babanas," I had to do a double take simply because I'm a huge nerd.
Commented May 2, 2016 on Spelling is Hard at This Produce Market at Retail Hell Underground
Spelling is Hard at This Produce Market
From Lemannequin
From what I understand (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), when Michelle Obama started the initiative, schools just didn't wanna put more money into buying healthier foods.
Commented May 2, 2016 on Parents Try School Lunches at Retail Hell Underground
Parents Try School Lunches
Boobs! Heaven forbid!
Commented Apr 25, 2016 on Custy Asks Cashier For an Extra Plastic Bag, and This Is What She Did With It.... at Retail Hell Underground
Custy Asks Cashier For an Extra Plastic Bag, and This Is What She Did With It....
From sedwards3205: A customer asked me for an extra plastic bag. I gave her one and this is what she did with it.
Least she apologized!
Commented Apr 19, 2016 on Bitchy Custys: She's Lying, Despite Video Evidence To The Contrary! at Retail Hell Underground
Bitchy Custys: She's Lying, Despite Video Evidence To The Contrary!
From: msvenezuela I worked as a cashier at a factory store where we would sell refurbished electronics and what not. One morning, a lady comes in and ends up buying four cheap flip phones. Day goes on as normal. In the afternoon, I hear my manager talking on the phone and although he wasn't y...
I don't need to see some dude's grundle while I'm working on TPS reports!
Commented Apr 19, 2016 on Office with a View at Retail Hell Underground
Office with a View
From casual_observr: I was told the office had a view...
I giggled way too much for someone my age.
Commented Apr 19, 2016 on Happy Monday at Retail Hell Underground
Happy Monday
Happy Cakes From Giodeventure
I now realize why the mannequin hands at my store only let you move the index finger.
Commented Apr 14, 2016 on Pissed Off JCPenney Mannequin of the Day: This is The Answer To Your Question About Keurig at Retail Hell Underground
Pissed Off JCPenney Mannequin of the Day: This is The Answer To Your Question About Keurig
From ziggy97397
Does he trip over waves? I feel like it would hurt to walk on choppy water.
Commented Apr 14, 2016 on Amusing Church Signs: Which Makes Giving Him A Bath A Real Pain at Retail Hell Underground
Amusing Church Signs: Which Makes Giving Him A Bath A Real Pain
--pophangover.com
Who put these onions on my keyboard!?
Commented Apr 14, 2016 on Disney World Fairy Godmother Character Praised By Mom After the Loving Way She Paid Tribute Toward a Deceased Baby at Retail Hell Underground
Disney World Fairy Godmother Character Praised By Mom After the Loving Way She Paid Tribute Toward a Deceased Baby
From ABC7: A mom wrote a touching note to a cast member at Walt Disney World after the character's thoughtful tribute to the woman's deceased daughter. Janice Maureen Murphy shared two images to Facebook on March 21 of the park's Fairy Godmother holding and hugging a purple teddy bear. The be...
Excuse me; I think I'm going to be ill.
Commented Apr 13, 2016 on Chocolate Bunny Issues: Busy Bigby Turns 25 and Becomes a Zombie at Retail Hell Underground
Chocolate Bunny Issues: Busy Bigby Turns 25 and Becomes a Zombie
From Doctor_is_in: 25 Year Old "Zombie" Chocolate Bunny.
"You came to thte wrong neighborhood..."
Commented Mar 24, 2016 on Customer Reject of the Day: You Win This Round, Coca-Cola at Retail Hell Underground
Customer Reject of the Day: You Win This Round, Coca-Cola
From AgeofDefeat
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