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"On Christmas Day" by Dido Lady meets a guy one day, he compliments her and says he'll be back Christmas day. She gets excited, her family's excited, she thinks she's gonna be married... ...and he doesn't show up. What a surprise.
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This is what happens when you don't have E-signs. Poor Boscov's....
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Well, they're not wrong.
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Rabbits tend to play by picking up and chucking things. This is a good way to keep a bunny stimulated.
Toggle Commented Aug 5, 2016 on A Bunny Cashier at Retail Hell Underground
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"I bet I could get some better service from you if I brought my 15 year old daughter with me!" "Ma'am? That's creepy. You're creepy."
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Booo! Also, I see kids way too big for the carts sitting in them all the time when I'm at work....
Toggle Commented Jul 11, 2016 on Meanwhile at Costco at Retail Hell Underground
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An elderly co-worker tripped behind the jewelry counter one day and a customer quickly found me nearby and brought it to my attention; it was even more worrisome because the co-worker was on a blood-thinner. Fortunately, she was alright, but the counter had to be temporarily slowed down a bit, and customers were asking if she was okay.
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I'm more impressed they realized they could use a backwards, upside-down 3 as an E.
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I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.
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Courtesy of the Wap Goblin! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9qg2ijMks
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Funny thing is I stopped by Target not long after I saw this post and encountered the same thing.
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I appreciate the caller remaining calm, too. I wouldn't remain calm at all.
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Looks like the church is as drunk as the holiday.
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Hey! Don't look at me!
Toggle Commented May 2, 2016 on Sales Vs. "Sales" at Retail Hell Underground
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The fact that I played Ni no Kuni and they call bananas "Babanas," I had to do a double take simply because I'm a huge nerd.
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From what I understand (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), when Michelle Obama started the initiative, schools just didn't wanna put more money into buying healthier foods.
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Least she apologized!
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I don't need to see some dude's grundle while I'm working on TPS reports!
Toggle Commented Apr 19, 2016 on Office with a View at Retail Hell Underground
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I giggled way too much for someone my age.
Toggle Commented Apr 19, 2016 on Happy Monday at Retail Hell Underground
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Does he trip over waves? I feel like it would hurt to walk on choppy water.
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Excuse me; I think I'm going to be ill.
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"You came to thte wrong neighborhood..."
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