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Nowheresville, Vermont
Paroled after serving hard time for telling really bad jokes.
Recent Activity
OK, I'll say it - she had a yen for Chinese that day...
Toggle Commented Jul 12, 2018 on THE MACOMB COUNTY DINING SCENE at Dave Barry's Blog
Two days? TWO DAYS???
I hope Mrs.Dave doesn't see this...
Toggle Commented Sep 8, 2017 on COLD WAR UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
How will we know if he survives? More important, how will HE know if he survives?
NOW you tell me. Coulda used this advice last week.
Toggle Commented Aug 10, 2017 on TODAY'S HEALTH TIP at Dave Barry's Blog
"Is our children learning?"
Toggle Commented Aug 7, 2017 on HIGHER ED at Dave Barry's Blog
From what I read, he didn't need the tomb after all.
Toggle Commented Aug 5, 2017 on NOT CREEPY AT ALL! at Dave Barry's Blog
"Portia labiata". I dated her in college.
Toggle Commented Aug 2, 2017 on YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS at Dave Barry's Blog
On the plus side, I hear that the world has gained a fabulous new soprano.
Toggle Commented May 12, 2017 on GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
So as I understand it, he came and went.
Toggle Commented Apr 18, 2017 on HAPPY ENDING at Dave Barry's Blog
How else would you start the Easter egg hunt?
Toggle Commented Apr 18, 2017 on ALLELU-YIKES at Dave Barry's Blog
Those boys tickled the ivories AND the ovaries.
Toggle Commented Apr 18, 2017 on MEANWHILE IN THE ARTS at Dave Barry's Blog
"Coffee, tea, antivenin at a slight extra charge?"
On the other hand, it WAS an organic bat.
Something about this doesn't sound kosher.
Toggle Commented Apr 8, 2017 on MEANWHILE ABROAD at Dave Barry's Blog
The dean apparently doesn't have enough to occupy his time. The poor girls need understanding, not discipline (which costs extra).
Toggle Commented Apr 8, 2017 on RAH! at Dave Barry's Blog
I hear she was speechless when they gave her the award!
Toggle Commented Apr 5, 2017 on USEFUL SKILL at Dave Barry's Blog
"Couple say they decided to go ahead with the wedding but had to be medicated". Ya think??
"It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100." Not any more it isn't!
Toggle Commented Apr 1, 2017 on HOW DID *THAT* GET THERE? at Dave Barry's Blog
I would like to offer my services to any young lady who... Oh, never mind. It's no big thing.
Toggle Commented Mar 14, 2017 on THIS JUST IN at Dave Barry's Blog
Beam me up, Scottie!!!
Toggle Commented Jan 30, 2017 on FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS at Dave Barry's Blog
*Snork* to ligirl.
Now the kid has a Mopey Dick.
Toggle Commented Jan 18, 2017 on MEN: at Dave Barry's Blog
If Obamacare had this as a benefit, NOBODY would want to repeal it.
Toggle Commented Jan 13, 2017 on MEANWHILE ABROAD at Dave Barry's Blog
"...the gaffe was a slip of the tongue ...". Actually, they were just trying to pronounce "Witold Waszczykowski".
Toggle Commented Jan 13, 2017 on 'SAN ESCOBAR' at Dave Barry's Blog