Interesting. You expect them to speak English but you can't write proper English?

Dear Jonny, We are paying your claim for $300 for damages to your tires. We are enclosing a bill for damage to our landscaping feature in the amount of $500. You owe us $200. Have a nice day!

There is an echo in here.

I would have handed her 1 raspberry and said "have a nice day"

There is an echo in here!

You can get a free tanning session. Come back next Sunday.

What am I going to read during lunch now??? Thank you Freddy and Ilia for all you have done. It has been great! You should consider doing what Scott Adams did with his blog: he took some of the good stories off it and put them in a book. Selling a book could help you recoup some of the expenses of running the web site.

The card and cash icons are reversed.

Fell for this old scam and on student loans too. That proves the old saying that an education doesn't teach you common sense.

Well, the note did say to scream it.

Wait, so you mean elephants don't have 57 genders too?

The peanut butter in Reeses tastes better than generic peanut butter cups.

And by waiting to talk to an actual person, your phone number has been marked as a good number and sold to a ton of other scammers.

One moment please. I have to call the front desk and get permission to run over your kids before I can allow then in this isle.

The other side reads "Go Away. We are OPEN"

She looks more lifelike than some of the greeters I've seen at Walmart.

I could dump your body over a bridge for just $200. Maybe I should compete with him?

This is good for rinsing down the tide pod.

Well, at least Darlene won the award for the most awkward run-on sentence.

Headphones

Dear Customer, Unfortunately, we could not get any files off your hard drive. They only thing we could get off it were 12 volts and 5 volts.

Looks like Elsa discovered crack.

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

That's like going to a bar and ordering a virgin screw driver. Orange juice is cheaper than booze, but what ever!

Aren't these forums moderated any more? This is not a real story; it's a political rant masquerading as a post. Besides, why would the moderators condone a racist post knowingly?