LOL. Couldn't have anything to do with A the weather and B where the ball launched FROM off the bat. It was raining earlier.

BREAKING NEWS: Vallejo firefighters are responding to a dramatic fire at the Phillips 66 refinery in the Bay Area. Whether anyone has been seriously injured is unclear.

A PG&E power outage may have destroyed two years of ground-breaking cancer research, valued at $500,000 at UC Berkeley. Lovely.

I have a Dell Inspiron 15 7000 (gaming computer) that I use for work. Most powerful laptop the office could afford for me due to all the pdf coding and such that I do that is very memory hoggy. Lightening fast and plenty of storage. SSD (no CD) and a 15.6 display with thermal cooling. i7 with nvidia video card. I really like the larger screen and it is a touchpad not nipple. You can also get it with a touchscreen if you like. I didn't like as I do too much stuff (spreadsheets) that I unconsciously touch the screen to keep my place going from the laptop to the other screens slaved to it. 1" thick and not too heavy.

Grand marshall of the Atlanta Pride Parade today? Stacey Abrams. Barf!

anyone heard from anonamom? rumored to be having a grand time? I emailed with her on Friday. She was in Sicily having a blast!

The Georgia game today was a thing of beauty. We had to leave in the 3rd quarter for Grace's birthday party and got to listen to the game on the Georgia radio network. The wailing and moaning was awesome!

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled, the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious behaviour that made them squirm in their seats. Finally, the banker said: "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?" The old preacher mustered up his strength and then weakly said: "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."

This would be a good day for the Dawgs to choke on Cock. AMEN!!!

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle . His father said: “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?” Little Johnny told him: “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no fuckin’ bike.”

Fingers crossed DrJ!

Awesome news DrJ! Also explains you going dark from time to time. So glad she has beat it.

It's awesome that Shemp is leaving, but dammit now my FB feed is covered in his damn face from all the gleeful posts. First world problem?

I think everyone forgot that CNN hosted the alphabet LGBTQWERTY town hall tonight. Even CNNs 4 regular viewers.

LOL Clarice!

Went to the liver doc today (didn't find any issues), but he posed a question... Doc: What generation are you? Me: Baby Boomer Doc: What should Baby Boomers be worried about? Me: Voting democrat He almost fell off his doctor stool he was laughing so hard. FTR He was looking for colon/breast cancer for an answer, and was poised to launch into his go get screened pitch.

A Greek walked into his tailor's shop with a torn pair of pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yes, Eumenides?" replies the man. As told to Eupunides...

Bad JUJU... Braves limit the Chop and don't hand out tomahawks and TSHTF. #Braves #dumbasses

I'm not even sure how great the return is for us boomers. But even if it's around 0%, or even -5%, it's still not the same as a regular tax that has no payback for the individual. Tis a 100% tax if you die before you start collecting.

Awesome comeback, Bravos!!!!!

We are all whistleblowers now. The dems have announced that they have a second WB who has knowledge of the Ukraine phone call. Well, we have all read the Ukraine phone call, so doesn't that make us ALL potential WBs on that call?

Reelected.

But anonomom has been scarce lately so maybe I can slip it in while she's on vacation or isn't looking. :) She is out of the country for a few weeks. Vacay. She just sent me an email extolling the wonderful churches, mosaics, art and such and checking for any updates on my issues. You can take the doc on vacay, and she is still on call. LOL

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world without lawyers. Genie: Done, you have no more wishes. Me: But you said 3! Genie: Sue me...

The director of a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration division for predicting weather died Monday in North Carolina while swimming in dangerous conditions that federal forecasters had warned about. William Lapenta, head of the NOAA‘s National Centers for Environmental Prediction, drowned Monday while swimming at Pelican Way beach in the town of Duck, according to a statement from the town's director of public information, Christian Legner. An off-duty ocean rescue supervisor spotted Lapenta, 58, struggling in the ocean, and lifeguards responded within minutes to pull the scientist from the water, the statement said. He was unresponsive. Emergency responders tried to save Lapenta, but he was pronounced dead at the scene. "Monday’s surf conditions and a rip current in the area were likely a factor" in Lapenta's drowning, the town's statement said. The National Weather Service, which oversees the National Centers for Environmental Prediction, warned earlier Monday of a high risk of rip currents along North Carolina’s Outer Banks, saying "the surf is dangerous for all levels of swimmers." The town of Duck warned online early Tuesday of the dangerous conditions and said it had posted red "no swimming" flags.