Snort!!!

Thanks, buckeye! Made my day. Now if Powell would just shut his mouth, maybe the upticks will stick today.

Powell speaks and market moves. No rate cut, but outlook looks good overall.

I worked for two different French companies during the Mitterrand era. The contrast between American business mentality and French parent company mentality was a real eye opener for this "regular guy". NOt to mention their truthiness and lack thereof. I worked for the Frenchies and titled as corp sec for the US division. I quit when the non truthiness started getting seriously veil splitting and started to open me up to personal liability for A/P and Payroll. NEVER AGAIN.

Back when I was at SunTrust doing data mapping, every time they took over a bank that had SAP we hated it. Worse fn software ever!

OH and FTR SAP sux donkey balls. Anyone familiar with Appcues?

This was posted on Twitter from the Coweta Co. watch party. Pretty cool! I bet she's a lot of fun. I have at least 3 friends with her haircut and color. Is it required for redneck wimmins to have that style in that color? :)

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them… it’s a police officer. “What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer. “I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “neither did I until you shined that light in her face.”

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. “I wish to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people’s best interests!” “You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.

I think Clarice was referring to American protesters not JOM.

A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” She answered with a loud voice: “I don’t want to spend the night with you!!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table, and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you feel embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice “$200 for just one night? That’s just too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispers in her ear “I study law and know how to make someone feel guilty.”

Anyone have any preferences for replacing Sarah "WonderWoman" Sanders? How bout Mike Huckabee? Dennis Miller? Tammy Bruce?

Is all of MLB wearing blue to celebrate Father's Day? The Bravos are sporting Carolina Blue hats and sleeves. That's going to set the SJWs off, fersure!

In keeping with the keto theme, a nice FitVine. :) Don't shoot me, lyle. When I drink wine, I like the stuff from 9 Hands winery. Their Hot to Trot series - red and white - are a nice blend.

If y'all non straw users saw the 2 second dip and swipe used at most places, you would be searching for straws. Just sayin. Happy Father's Day to all the dads!

Re plastic straws: I carry them in my pocketbook. I bought 500 in the paper wrapper ones from Amazon. About $6 for them. If you have ever worked in the restaurant biz, you know better than to put your lips to a glass. They barely get cleaned. Our favorite Mex Mex went paper straws, so I whip our straws out there. Our favorite waitress is finally used to it. The straw ban there is idiotic; because, the paper straws come in plastic wrappers! The minor league stadium (where we go for local baseball (Baby Braves) instead of trekking to the other side of town to see the big boys) stopped both straws and the lids. They sell one of their drink choices in the same size and style as the plastic cups at QT, so I now carry the lids and the straws from QT in my purse. They will sell you a plastic souvenir cup, but not the accoutrements for it. Stoopit! The bottom of my purse now has regular straws, QT bigger straws, and QT lids. They'll be coming for Dixie Cups soon. Rednecks and frat boys the world over might just get a bit verklempt over that. How the hell do you play Beer Pong without Dixie Cups? :) Whoever corners the straw, lid and Dixie Cup concession will rule the world. I'm looking at you Clarice... add it to your concessions and franchise the straw franchise to me! People are dumb enough that the pikes and pitchforks are still not selling, but by God, ban their straws and Dixie Cups and they might finally rise up and buy the damn pikes and pitchforks, too.

That works for me. If we avoided the 4th the asses would bray that Trump pissed off the patriotic crowd.

NOT July 4th. That would rain on Trump's new all out fantastic Fourth of July celebrations that he is concocting for this year. Maybe Labor Day.

Thanks Clarice... I haven't seen anything else other than a blurb about Move on on Drudge. If it had any legs, it would have been the headliner there, I'm sure.

Today was Impeach Trump Day with rallies... anyone see any news coveage locally? Portland reported a small crowd per FB which reminded me that it was today. Must have been a bust as that was the first reporting on it I have seen.

Well damn. You don't want to rent out the Florida property for that weekend do you? :)

Jack, I just booked into Cinnamon Beach Condos for the Labor Day weekend - Thursday - Monday!

About that Snuffleupagus interview: Didn't Schiff "pounce" on a supposed phone call from the Russians that turned out to be radio shock jocks trolling him? Any bets Trump will slam Schiff with that in 3, 2, 1....

Willowed: Bijou is fine. Angel her pup that was bit by the copper head is recovering. Sore, but recovering.

Bijou is fine. Angel her pup that was bit by the copper head is recovering. Sore, but recovering.