Told another way: Two men came into the store, gave the cashier a BS story, then while one man distracted the cashier with an old battery charger, the older man destroyed a brand new battery charger. The men then left with the old battery charger, without paying for the damage they caused.

PM: No, I don't have a fucking receipt. Did you sell the fucking game to him or not? Me: I just need to see the GAME receipt; I don't care what else you spend your money on.

Maybe in Australia, uniformed personnel are absolutely trustworthy. Here in the USA, there was an incident, to quote from Wikipedia: "Nidal Malik Hasan (born September 8, 1970) is an American convicted of fatally shooting 13 people and injuring more than 30 others in the Fort Hood mass shooting on November 5, 2009. Hasan was a United States Army Medical Corps psychiatrist who admitted to the shootings at his court-martial in August 2013." Nidal Hasan was a commissioned officer, a Major, in the US Army. You could look it up.

Chiquita says, "Never put bananas in the refrigerator!"

Certainly, just taste one, but get a napkin first.

Where do you go when your shrift ends?

I rate this place FOUR stars: the pizzas are pretty good, 3 stars, but the drivers are large and delicious, YUM! 5 stars. So it averages 4 stars.

IT'S A TRAP!!

Another curious case. . .

"WE'RE CLOSED' today, and hope to be 'GOING OUT OF BUSINESS' soon.

Isn't it about time for The Weather Girls, or someone, to make a sequel to "It's Raining Men!" ?

Many men pulled on Excalibur, and could not pull it out, but it came easily for the chosen one. We all hope we are the chosen one.

Bridesmaid dress was custom ordered, tailored and paid for. Usher whispers, "Didn't the bride tell you to get the purple one?"

. . . and ice, don't forget to get ice.

rachelmaryl, I nominate you for a Retail Balls Award, good luck!

I know it is difficult to deal with me, but you only have to do it for fifteen minutes. I have to deal with me all day, and it's like this ALL DAY, every day!

This is a great service! Did you ever try to buy a week's worth of bananas at a time? Two green ones, two ripe ones two brown ones, throw one away every week.

When I've been blowing the dust off the chunks of limestone, I tell the boss, "I spent 7 hours in the lab, blowing chunks." Then I take the next day off.

OR my pet goat, 'Nut Butter'.

There is a difference between 'Put some mulch on the median.' and 'Spread some mulch on the median.' Someone PUT mulch on the median.

"Western Union is supposed to do extensive training. . ." which is why the scammers sent victims to big box stores to buy gift cards. IRS will contact you by letter, first. If they contact you by phone, first, request that they send you a letter. Do not give your address or social security number to anyone who calls you. If IRS can call you, they know your address already. If they don't know your address, it is a scammer.

"We adore Balzac!" Meredith Willson (from "The Music Man")

You can hope that the 'customer' did such a poor job of trying to scam the store that they will try some other line of work.

But he also pushed a manager down. Is that assault in your state? It seems to be a capital offense in Florida. (bing 'Parking Florida man')

You could have given the rude man's daughter, or the cashier, some dating advice. "If you are out with a guy, or girl, if you prefer, and he is nice to you but rude or mean to the waitress, he is not a nice person."