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I went to the Dollar store yesterday because I was out of Depends (don’t ask) when I was accosted by a lady who insisted in engaging me in conversation, some gibberish about her adopted son, a duck and Washington, D.C. Or something like that, I’m not sure. I backed away when she started breathing on me and my first thought was making a sign of a crucifix while yelling “unclean, unclean.” I didn’t want make a scene, so I told her I had home emergency I had to wash my hair. Since I’m completely bald I don’t think she believed me. Once home I was relieved in that I didn’t have any symptoms but realized I got ladies’ Depends. Oh well, nobody’ll notice.
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Mar 31, 2020