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so now you're giving me upuzi why?tebu take that pms elsewhere :P
Commented Oct 18, 2010 on SILLY WOMEN at DIARY OF A SKETCH
SILLY WOMEN
Dear Doris, It is indeed sad! This what i am aboutto explain..... First i would like to apologise for having gone so long...I have been on leave and i dont have internet at home!!! But i am here now, so wipe those tears, Ian is here!!! Where do i start my love? So we are in the club after a coct...
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!haahhahahhahahahahah
Commented Oct 12, 2010 on THE GOLD MINE.... at DIARY OF A SKETCH
THE GOLD MINE....
Dear Doris, I am at the office and ready to work!!! Before I left the house I was prayed for...to have a fruitful day, staying here talking to you is the least bit fruitful...I take that back!!! let me start over... Dearest Snowflake, I dont just call you Snowflake because it is a pretty name......
St. Thomas Aquinas was a theologian/philosopher...he definitely did not write a book full of cliche modern quotes.
I know this cause I read him.
That is all.
Commented Sep 28, 2010 on SHE WAS 40 at DIARY OF A SKETCH
SHE WAS 40
Dear Doris, I was having a random conversation with a white woman on the bus to town a few hours ago! She was reading a book called ONE QUOTE by Aquinas, St. Thomas! She was about 40 but looked like she takes care of herself pretty well!! Her nails were clean an she used a book mark! I hate peop...
DAMAGE!!!whenever the curtains blew weirdley it was always PAMELA!!!pahhhahhahhaha
Commented Sep 8, 2010 on PAMELA BURNT HERSELF TO DEATH!! at DIARY OF A SKETCH
PAMELA BURNT HERSELF TO DEATH!!
Dear Doris, This isnt one of those titles i use to draw attention!! PAMELA BURNT HERSELF FOR REAL!!!! On my way to the Mpesa place i heard some guy telling some woman how smoking in petrol stations is dangerous- and just like that i remembered Pamela!! This is a very sad love story.....Get your...
you are too too dramatic!!!!haahahhahhahaahhaahahha Damage!
Commented Aug 17, 2010 on I AM PREGNANT!!!!!! at DIARY OF A SKETCH
I AM PREGNANT!!!!!!
My Love Doris, I missed my periods!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ive just missed you, im not crazy!! Its been terribly long!! We talked last on thursday right!! i fee like its been 6 years n 8 months!!! I am fine!! Ok im lying, my body is killing me!!! its been a very eventful weekend!! I worked till...
you cannot be trusted!!what!
Commented Aug 12, 2010 on HOW I STARTED DRAWING at DIARY OF A SKETCH
HOW I STARTED DRAWING
Dear Doris, I know nothing about how i started drawing, but my small sister knows everything!!!!!!! im sorry but htis post will ahve a lot of speilling and granner mistgkes coz ive been kazwad!!!! As in its practically trickling... if i stay here one more secnd im goin to piss my pants!!!! But...
Oooooh how nice!!!
Commented Aug 12, 2010 on ILLEGAL RENDEZVOUS AND A BEGGAR at DIARY OF A SKETCH
ILLEGAL RENDEZVOUS AND A BEGGAR
Dear Doris, I swear if i am found here ill be in so much trouble!!! I had to lie to come see you!! Here is some bread, i thought you would be hungry waiting for me here in the cold for hours!!! i am sorry i cant stay long today!! I HAVE A LOT OF WORK!! i am hearing footsteps!! WHO IS THAT DORI...
So many spelling and grammer mistakes you should take it down:-l
Commented Aug 10, 2010 on LUCK WITH WINGS at DIARY OF A SKETCH
LUCK WITH WINGS
Dear Doris, I almost forgot to post this particular story!! I am going to tell you a story about a woman I am in love with!!! Not Jennifer Hudson, not Ngwatilo, not Monique!!! This is the story: I fall in love with women I have never met faster than women I have met!!! Don't get it twisted, when ...
Your life is just a lie!NKT!stop lying!!!!
Commented Aug 6, 2010 on SEX IN 4 D at DIARY OF A SKETCH
SEX IN 4 D
Dear Doris, i am at the office.... i am going deaf!!! AGAIN!!! But this story is not about my ears or sex.... but the two will keep on coming up!! I AM NOT A LIAR!!! MANY PEOPLE THINK I AM- ILL TELL YOU WHY!!! i am loud!!! I tell my stories how it is, if a banana was involved, i WILL get a ban...
Lies!He stole one more time when he was 20?during a funeral too!!Petrol station snickers ring any bells?
Commented Aug 3, 2010 on I AM GAY! at DIARY OF A SKETCH
I AM GAY!
Now that i have you attention i can go on to tackle more serious issues... Dear Doris, I am not gay, im just executing this skill my primary school "get them at the Title" Moving on.... its cold today, i am in a trench coat...yes ladies and gentlemen..... MY TRENCH COAT that i bought myself! i ...
Ian, why is your life soo exciting?
Commented Jul 29, 2010 on INDIAN WOMEN at DIARY OF A SKETCH
INDIAN WOMEN
Good morning Doris, I forgot my wallet at home!!! Some Indian woman paid for my transport to work. She smiled at me earlier on the bus, i pretended i didnt see shit! My first love was an Indian woman!! She was like 7 years old! i was 6!! i started going for older women from scratch!! haha! h...
HAHAAHAHHAHA Grace!!!!!
Commented Jul 26, 2010 on SMUGGLED GOODS at DIARY OF A SKETCH
SMUGGLED GOODS
Dear diary, its midnight, i feel like pissing but i cant go coz im scared of the dark!! im scared i could meet a stranger walking the corridors! theres this time i woke up in the middle of the night to go pee pee!! i was like 4 o something! i met a thief in the dinning room! He was still, froze...
I can't believe you haven't been in 5 YEARS! I think we should move on to a different topic now. Bigger women is soo 3 posts ago!
Commented Jul 26, 2010 on KISUMU WOMEN ARE SMALL at DIARY OF A SKETCH
KISUMU WOMEN ARE SMALL
Dear diary, i was in Kisumu last 5 years ago, at that time i hadnt really thought about assessing the women here! by this time you already know my kind of woman.... Kisumu women are TOO HAPPY! they smile so hard on the dance floor.... They jump so very often!!! i got to understand why this is s...
This obsession with paddingtons...hmmmmm! It's interesting to note that you're into women totally different (physically) from those in your family, I don't know if I approve :-/
Commented Jul 25, 2010 on MY KIND OF WOMAN at DIARY OF A SKETCH
MY KIND OF WOMAN
DATE: 22 July 2010 TIME: 1121hrs (Nairobi time) My small sister thinks I have issues!!! Sigh! I am at the office, I was 45 minutes late so I lied that I was involved in an accident!!!! It wasn’t my ntention to lie, it just rolled out of my tongue, OUT OF CONTROL! I tried to stop it but it...
You have mad issues!!!
Commented Jul 21, 2010 on PURPLE SCARF at DIARY OF A SKETCH
PURPLE SCARF
TIME: 1453 PLACE: MY 2m by 4m office My mother jetted in from the States yesterday. Wait a minute, whats the past tense of COPYRIGHT? As i was saying before i was rudely interrupted by my own thoughts. As a normal kid, i expected a whole load, which i got but that is not important. The tragic...
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