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Adam P. Knave
New York
Where's my tiara?
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A wonderful bit, man. Really brought home the tone and mood.
Envy
Her fingers arc out, stretching. Trying to span the distance between who she's been and who she's becoming. To hold it within her hands, to feel the weight of this new world and know she will be able to bear it as her own. She closes her eyes, feeling the brush of cotton against her fingertips, ...
Thanks! And yes, yes they are.
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy...
Thanks, glad ya enjoyed it!
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy...
Standards are good to have.
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy...
Oh snap.
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy...
@mr lady - Aww thanks.
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy...
@palinode - Mmm I do love me some Rucker. Thanks, man!
@charlie - Are there sane people who don't?
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy...
Lust
He craved touch. The feel of hot, supple skin sliding against skin. If he only closed his eyes he could feel it. The invisible rasp of tiny hairs bending as nerve endings lit up like a pinball machine on tilt, blood vessels singing as they pumped harder infusing a warming flush, it made him dizzy just to consider. Then again he felt the same way about waffles. He really did, though his friends laughed when he tried to explain. The feel of hot batter in his mouth, mixing and playing with the cold syrup and melting butter… it was too... Continue reading
Posted Nov 5, 2010 at Polite Fictions
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Why not? He's a blue lobster. I'm a bearded freak. It's a Disney movie waiting to happen.
This is the part where you all say "Hallelujah!"
Just because. And yes: once again, this is the work of Adam P. Knave, madman and genius.
Such a great build up and setting and... mmm this was tasty!
What Happens After The Happiest Day of Your Life
She picked up the glass, twirling the crystal stem in her fingers, holding the paper-thin bowl up to the light. They were the perfect glasses--Baccarat, not Waterford, as everyone knew Waterford was too fussy. All those facets, she thought bitterly.I don't want to drink out of the Chrysler buildi...
Thanks! Wait... my reputation...?
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he p...
I can be warm and sweet. I am not a monnnnstaaaaa.
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he p...
dun Dun DUN!
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he p...
Bingo is a good name.
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he p...
Well thanks! And also: Thankfully I will not have to pick up all my fallen stuffing.
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he p...
Aww thank you.
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he p...
What Happens After The Leaving
"We'll name her Moses," Marla said, grinning. "We will do no such thing!" Dan replied. The basket sat on the doorstep, no note pinned to a blanket, nothing. Just a basket, with a prize inside. Marla's first name choice had, in fact, been "Cracker Jack." Dan gave her a negative on that. Or as he put it "Ixnay on hatyay." "You mean atthay, Dan," Marla put in. She smirked as she said it, not sure why she took such pleasure in knowing pig latin better than he did. "Hat yay is when I find a really primo fedora in a... Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2010 at Polite Fictions
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That was fantastic!
This Is What Happens After: To Anabel, Anti-Hero
In the months after I turned in my lover, a large cosmetic company offered me my own nail polish line. My father’s lawyer declined that and also the 64-ounce Guzzler or something or other that a mini-mart in Pennsylvania wanted to use my image on. He declined another fifteen other things, mayb...
Good ol' Castle Argh.
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
IT is, and just simply atonal to boot.
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
Awww thanks.
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
Glad ya liked it!
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
LA de da I have no idea what you're talking about. *snicker*
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
I have no clue what you mean. There are no insider jokes. I am innocent.
Alphabet of Regret: Z is for Zimbabwe
Professor Ezekiel Alphonse Horatio McFlurryphontos studied his maps. His plans to take over Zimbabwe and thus assume his rightful place as the world's preeminent scientific mind needed adjusting. Mozambique looked like an easy way in on first glance, but with each subsequent pass, the Professor r...
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