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Home School High, home of Fightin' Bible Thumpers!
"Perfectly good" tire and wheel from 1976 Dodge Pickup Truck, that's only been sitting in the garage for a "few" years; booze AND cigarettes; tiger's blood
Us Bible Thumpers deserve the honor of being abused by Mr. Burge because we would much prefer to hear anything by some random car guy from Iowa -- including incoherent mumbling; a drunken reading of the local yellow pages; an "air guitar" performance with vocal riffs; or even hiccups and/or burps, etc. -- than to suffer through one word uttered by the current President of the United States.
Go Bible Thumpers! WINNING!
Inspire Our Kids, Dave
As noted in the last post, the White House is scrambling to solicit applications from US high schools for its "Commencement Challenge," the gala grand prize of which is a graduation speech delivered by the President himself. Despite the lure of such an irresistable award, the administration was ...
That's it -- I'm off to Sonic for a large order of Cheese-Tots. Make it two! Or maybe one large Cheese-Tots, one large Chili-Cheese-Tots. Wash it down with a large cherry Coke, after lifting a toast to the Tot-Hatress-In-Chief.
When Spuds Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Spuds
There comes a time when a man must make his stand. That moment came for me today, when US President / Commander-in-Chief / National School Lunch Lady Barack Obama took to the airwaves to declare an all-out War on Tater Tots. And right on cue, his missus traveled to Fort Jackson SC to brief milit...
I’m a Christian, a Texan, a Caucasian who eats meat. I pay taxes but don’t like it. I think kids should be allowed to play dodgeball at school and that not every kid on the Little League team should get a trophy. I’m a gun-owner who doesn’t recycle and I'm against abortion. I’m not on welfare and am married to a person of the opposite sex. I have several more than 2.5 children. I am a fan of the internal combustion engine. I drive an SUV without passengers. For a time, I home-schooled my children. I volunteer with the USO and think soccer mostly sucks. I display the American flag at the home I own. I often think for myself, eschewing “group-think”. I donate regularly to charity. One of my kids won a Rotary Club essay contest on “Patriotism”. “Multi-cultural” is a bad word at my house.
I think “Live Free or Die!” is a great slogan; also: “Tea Partiers – Ungovernable since 1773"
I’m the total terrifying package
For the win: I’m indisputably Iowahawk’s biggest fan
Thanks for the part!
So You Want To Be a Right Wing Villain
From Allahpundit comes late breaking Washington showbiz news that another slasher flick from White House-Sulzberger-CBS Narrative Films has landed with a thud at the box office. As a result the studio will drop promising newcomer villain John Boehner and greenlight a big budget sequel starring - ...
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