padraig- was this in some alternate universe or the future? Because Satan has never played for the New Jersey Devils, although we Devil fans certainly have wanted him to just for the marketing opportunities. If you're from the future though, that's cool to know eventually he will play for the Devils. Does he wear 66 in the future as well, or 13? (There's been many arguments for both numbers amongst Devil fans.)

Interestingly enough, I knew what tomorrow was, because, and nobody is ever going to believe this, it's in the Harvard Student Planner. Apparantly, even the Ivy League celebrates "National Talk Like A Pirate Day." And, as Dave might say, I swear I'm not making this up.

Now I know I have to move. My hometown's starting to become a regular feature on the Blog. And Bethie, considering it was Tottenville and a teenager, I'd bet the blog's nickel (and some of my own money) that drugs were involved.

Oh, and snork at Freshkills Frostie.

I have to admit, I'm not proud that my hometown's made it onto the esteemed blog. Actually, I'm kinda depressed. Gonna go grab me a mound of Staten Island Landfill and eat away. The SI Borough Pres. Taking the important matters to heart.

Sort of puts a whole new meaning to the term "Kindergarten Cop."