I cant tell you how many times I have told a customer to reboot their printer, and they tell me they refuse to do it because thats below their pay grade. I have had to send out techs to press a damn button.

oh god i hate that. "Your ticket says your register is down. What exactly is it doing?" "It doesn't work." "Okay, well, can I get a little more information about how it doesn't work?" "It just doesn't work. Send someone to fix it." *head desk*

ahhhhh so sad! what a cliff hanger!

This guy is such a great writer. I cannot get enough of his stories!

This can't possibly be real can it???

Looks like a Rolaids chew to me.

She sounds like she doesn't get invited to too many parties...

I once got a 0 because he didnt like the way the system wanted him to put in the ticket. rated me bad for no reason :(

I grew up Christian (not anymore) but I loved Veggie Tales. I sometimes still get those stupid songs in my head. I was like 10 though, so it was in my age range lol

I gotta admit, i stared for a long time looking for the ObviousPlant logo....

i SWEAR we had the same customer. We had a lady we called "Honey Sweetie Baby" cause she would start every sentence with one of those words, would be overly touchy, and kept coming in cause her birds kept dying. then she had fish and they kept dying. such a sweet lady but so freaking strange.

I worked at a pet store and people mispronounced "African Cichlid" all the time. real conversation that happened: Customer: "Hey, I was wondering if I could get one of them African Childs" Me: "Oh yes, the African CICHLIDS are right here" Customer: "Oh thank you, i just love them African Childs..."

Youre the best kind of people. I hated talking to people who are like "i dont care, ill put it in a bowl, its just a fish". Like, nooooooo! its still living!!!

Ive almost done this, but caught it last second. I was cleaning cages in our Isolation room and put the hamsters in temporary tanks, well, i couldnt find one to save my life so i just thought he had gotten out. luckily before i dumped the bedding in the trash i saw he had just dug a hole in the bedding and moved exactly where i wasnt looking every time. those are sneaky little buggers.

Ugh, i worked at a pet store and people would do this all the time. one time i was the only pet care person with a ton of people waiting. one lady wanted feeder fish and didnt like waiting so she grabbed a bag and a net and sat on the ground and started attempting to scoop them herself. i was like, uh, no, dont do that....

its a Polyamorous special!

my ex's brother and his wife raised their kid this way. every birthday, she gets a present too. every board game, they let her win or give her advantages. if she wants to play a game on the tv, she gets to. doesnt matter if her dad is in the middle of watching a football game. i swear, that kid is gonna get a hell of a lesson once she leaves the nest.

Oh, wow, it took me a minute to see that!

As a former Petsmart Employee, yes the grooming conditions are horrible. This groomer was also waaaaaaaaay out of line. But, just remember, this one dumbass does not represent the company as a whole. I know at my old store the Groomers were wonderfully caring. Usually reading store specific reviews and asking local opinions help when looking for a groomer.

At least they're fresh....

Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.

now im really curious as to what he did that would warrant 10 men taking him away! thats insane!

These "challenges" are so immature. They always make my heart break. What monster wants to make their kids cry on purpose???

If that was my local thrift store i would buy all of them.... theres some cool ass shoes in there!

I too work for this place. but I work for the Service Desk. Sometimes stories like these make me thank my lucky stars i dont work in retail any more!