So I think I have found my wicked witch of the west... she is fit, perky and just spent the last hour telling me to work harder. I want to be her and hate her in equal measure... it doesn't matter what her name is, its not personal she represents... Continue reading

Im sure I'm not the only one consumed by guilt every time I eat anything yummy? I have had a long and complicated relationship with food (starting in an all girls boarding school riddled with eating disorders and bullies) and quite frankly, dear readers, I don't want to bore you... Continue reading

Why the **ck did Dorothy want to go home? Don't get me wrong, I get the whole home is where the heart is but if you think about it her accidental trip to Oz was a bit like a really good holiday. She makes new friends, has no chores to... Continue reading

Those of you readers who know me are aware that my name is not Dorothy, but I chose it as a pseudonym for one simple reason; I have for many years referred to my kids as The Munchkins! In fact I have a tendency to use this in conversation with... Continue reading

So here I am at last...blogging, at the ripe old age of 34 I finally feel as though I have enough life experience and self importance to both bore and influence you poor unsuspecting reader. I'm not sure what you are expecting but this blog will not be pretty, its... Continue reading