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So Freddy Galvis is a secret gymnast? Wow!

Commented Jun 9, 2012 on The Funny Thing About Freddy Galvis' Back, Jules at Crossing Broad

Please please PLEASE let this be true!!!

Commented May 19, 2012 on Burrelled: Pat Burrell was Spotted Dancing Shirtless at an After Hours Club Early This Morning at Crossing Broad

Jimmy is right. It has to get done. No excuse. If he walks it'll be the biggest F up by a GM since Ed Wade gave us all the Astros for free.

Commented Mar 9, 2012 on Jimmy Rollins Says Cole Hamels Is "Not Going Anywhere" at Crossing Broad

Surprising - I would have pegged Boyle as a homophobe.

Commented Mar 4, 2012 on Where's Scott Hartnell?! at Crossing Broad

HAHAHAHAHA! Something tells me if we did this their fans would complain about what jerks we are because, you know, everything bad about their team and why they haven't been good is all our fault.

Commented Mar 2, 2012 on Today in Douchebaggery: The Nationals and Marlins Unveil 2012 Slogans at Crossing Broad

What Vic said is exactly what people wanted Werth to say & do. He didn't & that's why he is booed. There are players out there who do this & these are the players Phillies fans want.

Commented Feb 29, 2012 on Semis: Howard Sidelined Indefinitely, Victo Would Give Up Free Agency to Stay in Philly at Crossing Broad

David Murphy is a douchebag.

Commented Feb 29, 2012 on Your Drinker's Philadelphia CB Six Pack: Flyers Fans at Daytona, Sheena Parveen, and More at Crossing Broad

I'm happy for him. He's a good guy & wanted to keep playing. Nothing wrong with that.

Commented Feb 27, 2012 on Raul Ibanez, a Yankee at Crossing Broad

I think "feels Miami" is a polite way of saying it looks Hispanic.

Commented Nov 1, 2011 on A Phillies Fan's Defense of the New Marlins Logo at Crossing Broad

excellent! On a side note: I forgot what a tart his wife is until I saw this.

Commented Oct 5, 2011 on So This is the Best Ben Francisco Photoshop We've Received So Far at Crossing Broad

This sounds completely believable to me. Booze and whores are exactly what you need after something so awful.

Commented Sep 30, 2011 on The Phillies Forced Craig Kimbrel into a Long Night of Drinking on Wednesday, Allegedly at Crossing Broad

Does "hauled his ass down" mean she pursured him aggressively or that she likes ass play? That's the real question.

Commented Sep 14, 2011 on Sarah Palin Slept with Glen Rice at Crossing Broad

This is the kind of shit they need to tweet all the time.

Commented Sep 12, 2011 on Madson and Victorino Punk J-Roll™ at Crossing Broad

Kyle I'm really glad you're ok but I gotta say the most horrific part of this story is that Ms. CB (or any woman for that matter) finds Adam Joseph appealing. He screams femme. But she chose you so I guess we'll give her a pass. Sadly I think the lesson here is never leave Delco (oh the horror!). Never lost power & my only threat of bodily harm was my constant drinking.

Commented Aug 29, 2011 on Your Monday Morning Roundup: Whim of a Madman Edition at Crossing Broad

Well what do you expect them to do? Clinging to this win is all they have. They hate us like we blindly hate Yankees fans and, if we're honest, we only really hate Yankees fans b/c we're jealous of their team's success.

Commented Aug 22, 2011 on The Washington Nationals Just Won the World Series at Crossing Broad

It's like he's 15. He can't cook & lives with his parents. I wonder if he has a hiding place where he takes chicks to dry hump & makeout.

Commented Aug 17, 2011 on Hunter Pence: Burns Bacon, Melts Faces, Not Living with Cliff Lee at Crossing Broad

I said it before and I'll say it again - Pencey's ex isn't even that hot. He can do way better and he absolutely will very soon if he's not already. While reading her tweets about how Hunter would be thrilled to go to Philly and how she's heard it's so beautiful here in the fall - I remember thinking "who the fuck said she's even invited to come here with him?" clearly, I wasn't wrong.

Commented Aug 17, 2011 on Morning Wood: Malpractice at Crossing Broad

Caption: "I wonder where I can get some good pussy after this jog..."

Commented Aug 16, 2011 on Caption This: Jeff Carter Jogs on Columbus Blvd. at Crossing Broad

I'm going tonight. Cannot be more pumped to see what happens in RF.

Commented Aug 12, 2011 on UPDATE: Jayson Werth and His .227 Average Stopped by the Public House Last Night, Washington Post Makes Ridiculous Argument at Crossing Broad

Jesus! Who let Danny Bonduce & Kyle Kendrick in? Faux pas!

Commented Aug 12, 2011 on Photos: Cole Hamels' Diamonds and Denim Event at Crossing Broad

Awww a fat Kristin Lee picture. She looks good now. Trimmed herself up nice. Just wanted to point that out b/c I love her.

Commented Aug 11, 2011 on Morning Wood: Best Road Trip Ever Edition at Crossing Broad

I'd like to try and recreate his face. Does anyone volunteer to let me beat them in the face with a bat for about an hour? That should do it.

Commented Aug 9, 2011 on Another Horrible Red Bull Idea: Tim Lincecum Wants YOU to Recreate His Goofy Motion at Crossing Broad

No I agree it's time for JoePa to hang em up. He should be involved in any other way he wants to until he drops dead but as head coach he needs to step aside. He'd be great continuing to recruit & advise but that's what his role should be now. As an alumnus, it hurts me to say that but it's true. As much as he means to me, I can't be blind to his declining state.

Commented Aug 8, 2011 on Joe Pa Fractured His Pelvis This Weekend at Crossing Broad

Just what I always wanted - a McDonald's-branded Phillies shirt. What are the odds the Phillies McFlurry is better than the Shamrock Shake? I say not good.

Commented Aug 8, 2011 on Your Monday Morning Roundup at Crossing Broad

I almost didn't make it through the whole video. I'm disgusted. Oh - and I still think Lincecum wasn't sick.

Commented Aug 3, 2011 on The Franchise Features Philly Tonight at Crossing Broad