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That depends on what the definition of "are" are.
AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY
Dave, a couple of weeks ago we were on our way home from work when we rounded a corner (and that's difficult to do, round a corner) and met a bear running down the middle of the road. In order to avoid hitting him, Tom slammed on the brakes and we managed to come to a dead stop (as opposed to...
Nope. That's Billy Crystal doing his imitation of Jon Voigt (the man doesn't like aitches, what can I say?) doing his imitation of Christopher Walken flying through space. Trust me.
URGENT
Click here to see Christopher Walken flying through space.
"Back to the grind," says an officer assigned to annie's acronym unit as he starts his shaft shift.
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
Btw, what are you supposed to do if you lose the milk carton?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
De nada. I'm one of your biggest flans.
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
You just watch yerself, sxi, or I'll post the pictures.
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
"I think I saw a picture of a missing milk crate on the side of a milk carton."
Xlnt. Who are you, Annie - Mrs. Steven Wright?
(Note to sxi - sorry, Paris was still in jail).
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
Doesn't the milk run out through all the holes in the sides anyway?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
Dairy cop to thief: "There ain't ruminant this alley for both of us."
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
The black market in stolen milk crates is a cottage industry. Theft is whey up. But after the sweep, the crooks were heard to say "Curds! Foiled again!!"
(okay, I'll say it myself: Oy.)
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
It's been awhile, bethie. My, how you groan.
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
"ooh, there won't be rumen the jails if they start locking crate thieves up."
That's using you're noodle, insom. Let's rennet up the flagpole and see if anyone saluts.
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
Possession of stolen milk crates is an "entrance crime." It leads to shopping carts, pizza delivery vehicles, and ultimately, politics.
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
"Better latte than heifer." Ouch!! Too early. Where's my coffee?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
They have a zero-lactose-intolerance policy, I guess. Did the arrestees have to serve house arrest in a barn?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
I keep mine loaded in my shopping cart in case I need to make a quick getaway.
Cheese it - it's the dairy cops!!
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
Instant Creamer's gonna get you.
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
We'll always have Paris. Until Tuesday, anyway.
OJ and Blake were more the celebrity/juror factor than the LAPD factor, imho. Spector? We'll see. Four walls of sound and a cot?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
I get zip. Am I alone?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
LAPD cracks down. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
Welcome back, Codder.
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
*pulls down Siouxie's blankets*
*places life-size photo of Barry Manilow's head on pillow next to Siouxie's head*
*takes photographs*
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
BTW Dave, that's a cute photo of you, Clark DeLeon, and Barbara Eden.
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
"Giants pitcher just walked our pitcher."
I am not a baseball fan. The only Giant pitcher that holds nmy interest is the one at Annie's margarita party.
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
"But hey, we just got a SECOND chinese buffet!"
Hey, xmatt - do you go there an hour after you've left the first one?
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
...and what's a Grecian urn, anyway?
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
This morning I spoke at the annual meeting of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, which is meeting in Philadelphia (motto: "The City That Booed The Easter Bunny (Really)." Last night everybody gathered to do what newspaper columnists do when they get together: Drink Network. And lo and...
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