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That depends on what the definition of "are" are.
Toggle Commented Jun 27, 2007 on AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY at Dave Barry's Blog
Nope. That's Billy Crystal doing his imitation of Jon Voigt (the man doesn't like aitches, what can I say?) doing his imitation of Christopher Walken flying through space. Trust me.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on URGENT at Dave Barry's Blog
"Back to the grind," says an officer assigned to annie's acronym unit as he starts his shaft shift.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Btw, what are you supposed to do if you lose the milk carton?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
De nada. I'm one of your biggest flans.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
You just watch yerself, sxi, or I'll post the pictures.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog
"I think I saw a picture of a missing milk crate on the side of a milk carton." Xlnt. Who are you, Annie - Mrs. Steven Wright? (Note to sxi - sorry, Paris was still in jail).
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Doesn't the milk run out through all the holes in the sides anyway?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Dairy cop to thief: "There ain't ruminant this alley for both of us."
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
The black market in stolen milk crates is a cottage industry. Theft is whey up. But after the sweep, the crooks were heard to say "Curds! Foiled again!!" (okay, I'll say it myself: Oy.)
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
It's been awhile, bethie. My, how you groan.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
"ooh, there won't be rumen the jails if they start locking crate thieves up." That's using you're noodle, insom. Let's rennet up the flagpole and see if anyone saluts.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Possession of stolen milk crates is an "entrance crime." It leads to shopping carts, pizza delivery vehicles, and ultimately, politics.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
"Better latte than heifer." Ouch!! Too early. Where's my coffee?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
They have a zero-lactose-intolerance policy, I guess. Did the arrestees have to serve house arrest in a barn?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
I keep mine loaded in my shopping cart in case I need to make a quick getaway. Cheese it - it's the dairy cops!!
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Instant Creamer's gonna get you.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
We'll always have Paris. Until Tuesday, anyway. OJ and Blake were more the celebrity/juror factor than the LAPD factor, imho. Spector? We'll see. Four walls of sound and a cot?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
I get zip. Am I alone?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Welcome back, Codder.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog
*pulls down Siouxie's blankets* *places life-size photo of Barry Manilow's head on pillow next to Siouxie's head* *takes photographs*
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog
BTW Dave, that's a cute photo of you, Clark DeLeon, and Barbara Eden.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog
"Giants pitcher just walked our pitcher." I am not a baseball fan. The only Giant pitcher that holds nmy interest is the one at Annie's margarita party.
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog
"But hey, we just got a SECOND chinese buffet!" Hey, xmatt - do you go there an hour after you've left the first one?
Toggle Commented Jun 23, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog
...and what's a Grecian urn, anyway?
Toggle Commented Jun 22, 2007 on GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES at Dave Barry's Blog