When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who does not wake up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes away from you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who pukes on you And if I leaver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's leaving you But I would run 500 miles And I would run 500 more Just to be the man who runs a... Continue reading

When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who does not wake up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes away from you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who pukes on you And if I leaver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's leaving you But I would run 500 miles And I would run 500 more Just to be the man who runs a... Continue reading

Decisions and Choices Which one? 73, 0000 people waiting for organ transplant, two thirds are waiting for a kidney. A prisoner is sitting on death row, without an organ donation form signed. A bill sits in congress ready to sign for legalizing organ cloning. Moldova, China, Egypt, Pakistan, India, Israel / Palestine Mozambique, Kosovo have organs for sale across the ocean. The medical community's having ethical debates on about organ from harvesting and cloning. Decisions, decisions choice's to choose Which one? Will leads us down to the human ethical decision. Let's review the options, organ cloning, and organ harvesting or... Continue reading

http://telligent.com Daily Chuckle news release: Tweedle brothers expect a spike in Gullible stock market , Tweedle brothers stock picks to rise: Tweedle Dums: YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING ROPES AND STRINGS, leading with the profits in the rope industry. I expect a bigger spike in the rope industry. The company specializes in mass production of Santa Snares . DOC SMILEY STORK DELIVERS, Expecting a small decrease in due to the Santa Snares situation with the general public. FARFETCHED REINDEER FEED , Doing exceptional well this quarter, Claus industry being the major buyer. ClAUS INDUSTRY, Have done quite well for the past quarter,... Continue reading

Squibbles First Christmas Eve "Brrr! its cold one tonight, Dancer", a big fat guy , shivering, with his white beard bunching up, he leans back in the seat and shouts as he grabs the reins "Off Dancer, off Prancer, Donna, Vixen, off Blisten, Comet, Cupid, off Rudolph" "Great take off" lurching back smiling to himself. "Blister glad to see your stride back again, you had a pretty rough landing yesterday." "Ah!" reaches up and grabs his cap "Almost lost it that time" Smugly smiling at Rudolph's enthusiasm tonight. Cupping his, hands around his mouth and shouts, "Easy Rudolph, We have... Continue reading

The horse track The Laughing Stock Announcer "Horses antsy in the gates." "Bang" The starter fires his gun. "You Ate My Carrot rockets out of the gate and leads by 3 lengths"," "Where's 'My Carrot, I Make You Pee Pants, Blinders To Small, Saddle to Tight, Too Many Sugar Cubes, side by side the middle of the track" "Taking up the rear, See nothing But Tail, and You Fall off" "Quarter pole mark, "Where's' My Carrot "on the tail of "You Ate My Carrot,"" Too Many sugar Cubes" sneaking up the rear ,"" I Make You Pee Pants edging ahead... Continue reading

All I Want for Christmas is my hair again Every body Pauses and stares at me This bald head as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe! But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be! All my hon wants for Christmas is my hair again, my hair again, to feel my hair again! Gee, if I could only have my hair again, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas." It seems so long since I could ask,to run her fingers through my hair Gosh oh gee, how happy... Continue reading